Worst Things to Say to a Woman
The Top Ten
1 How Old Are You?
I did it when I was a teen. She wanted to kill me
2 I love your body... it looks like a swimmer's
Oh that's not right
3 We can turn the lights off if you want.
4 Are you pregnant or just enormous?
That's one that I think I'll save for the first date. Or, maybe not.
5 You ate that whole thing?!
6 How big are your boobies?
7 Man, we've got the same sized feet!
8 You're a c***.
9 Is that all you're wearing?
10 How much do you weigh?
The Contenders
11 Can you see anything below those tits?
12 Why are all the pretty girls taken? I'm left here with a moose.
13 You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
14 Sit down b****! You move again I'll beat the living s*** out of you!
15 Have you considered child-raising as an occupation?
16 You don't mind cooking and cleaning for your stepsisters, do you?
Who knows? Maybe you'll find a glass slipper...
17 What are you doing in the lounge! You're supposed to be in the kitchen
18 Calm down!
19 Yeah, for a girl.
20 Can we have sex?
21 I love you.
22 Show me your p***y
23 I hate shopping
24 Romance is boring
25 Show me your boobs
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