Top Ten Worst Times to Need to Pee

The Top Ten
1 At your wedding

Imagine, as you're walking down the isle, you realize you didn't pee before you got all dressed up--now you're stuck holding it for the next several hours

2 At a funeral

And urinating on corpses is never okay! Whatsoever and indeed not an option Maddox

Peeing on dead bodies is never an option. NEVER!

3 Right when something exciting in a movie is happening

This would absolutely suck. At the best part of the movie, you have to pee really bad

Happened to me once...

4 While giving birth

I wouldn't want to pee on a nurse.

5 Right after the bell rings and the test starts

This is the absolute worst. Especially when the teacher won't let you go until the test is over!

6 Right after you've crawled into the top bunk and gotten all comfy in the blankets

This happens to me all of the time.

I know.. The bathroom is downstairs of my room so it will bw a long time

Especially after a long hard day, no one wants to get back up from the bed to go pee

7 As you're pulling out of the driveway to go to school
8 While in the middle of a MarioKart race

Or worse a LIVE MarioKart race where you can't pause!

9 At your coronation

I think it's a long procession or something, so if you realize you have to pee at the beginning, you're stuck

10 In a crowded area with gross restrooms

Oh man, that's my biggest fear, smelly bathrooms with more than hundreds of people makes me feel not only claustrophobic, but also germaphobic.

If I'm ever going to watch the ball drop in person, I'm going to wear diapers no joke!

The Contenders
11 While in the middle of a workout

This is stupid you can take a break to pee. Overexercising isn't good for the body anyway.

12 The middle of a road trip

Especially when rest areas are nasty.

13 While on a tour

I was on a 2 hour hiking tour with 10 other people and our guide. 30 minutes into the hike I felt the urge. 1 hour in and I could tell I had a full bladder and I wished there was a ladies restroom nearby (but there wasn't). 90 minutes and I so needed to pee. There were 2 portapotties at the parking lot, 30 long minutes away. Somehow I managed to hold it. Everyone formed a line at the portapotties, and I was third in line. My turn. As soon as I got in I hurriedly dropped my jeans, hovered, and gushed pee for close to a minute. I couldn't believe how desperate I was to urinate, and it sure felt good to go.

14 At school

My special ed teacher want to yell at me whenever I asked that question autistic me autism

15 In an emergency

Because if you really need to go in a lockdown the killer would smell your pee!And you would't want to get emmbarrest right I mean I peed my pants in class but not worth the emmbarresment trust me not worth it!

I don't care about peeing in mah pants if mah life is in danger! id just pee all over mah self.

Especially a fire

16 While waiting in line for a ride
17 When the teacher is yelling at the entire class
18 During a fire drill at school

If your school has a forest/wooded area nearby, go there and secretly pee there. Problem solved

19 Whilst in an exciting part of a book

You're reading the Wheel of Time, and it's in the middle of a battle, where you're turning pages and (if you're more like me) you have Adrenalin rushing through you, worrying about whether the characters will survive or not. Suddenly, you feel the need to pee, but you NEED to know how the battle ends. Who dies, who lives, so you hold it, all in good fortune. As you finish the chapter, you smile in triumph because the better side won, and only unnamed soldiers have died. You can then pee in happiness.

20 On exam
21 5 seconds after you just peed

Overactive bladder maybe?

22 During sex and it's not something they have as a kink
23 When all the bathrooms are occupied during a family party
24 When your toilet is clogged
25 Outside were everyone can see
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