Top 10 Funniest Phobias to Have

1. Alliumphobia (fear of garlic)

   You know you just insulted vampires, right?

2. Aurophobia (fear of gold)

   You mean real gold or Dare I say this? The gold in your nose?

3. Arithmophobia (fear of numbers)

   Asians are afraid of the number 4 because it sounds like the word for death in Chinese.

   And you thought you hated math the most

4. Rupophobia (fear of dirt)

5. Chromatophobia (fear of colors)

6. Anthophobia (fear of flowers)

7. Ancraophobia (fear of wind)

8. Russophobia (fear of Russian culture)

   Haha this made me laugh. I wonder how many Russians suffer with this...

9. Bibliophobia (fear of books)

10. Hyelophobia (fear of glass)

The Newcomers
11. ?

    Coulrophobia (fear of clowns)

    

    I understand a fear of creepy clowns.

    Last time I went to the Circus just a red nose and no make-up.

    Pantomime Joseph Grimaldi strange face and holding a knife, Pennywise, Criminal clowns that even look creepy.

    John Wayne Gacy

    Pogo the Clown.

    A killer clown who also looked like a creep clown.

12. ?

    Gingerphobia (fear of gingers)

The Contenders

13. Mastophobia (fear of breasts)

14. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (fear of long words)

15. Omphalophobia (fear of belly buttons)

16. Koumpounophobia (fear of buttons)

17. Homophobia (fear of homosexuals)

18. Phagophobia (fear of swallowing)

19. Bananaphobia (fear of bananas)

20. Coprophobia (fear of pooping)

21. Flatulophobia (fear of farting)

22. Lapeliculadeemojiphobia (fear of The Emoji Movie)

    After wasting 2 hours of my life seeing it in July 2017, I can see why you'd be afraid of this crappy movie.

23. Mysophobia (fear of germs)

24. Friggatriskaidekaphobia (fear of Friday the 13th)