Most Random Things to Use In a Zombie Apocolypse

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The Top Ten

1 Banjo

Nah. I like the potato.

You would play a mini solo every time before smashing it through the zombie's head jajajaja

Strum strum strum AAK! - CityGuru

2 Frozen Cat

This made me fall to the floor in laughter and ponder on the fact, of how pineapples never wear Bikinis. It stuns me.

You would talk to it whether to eat macaroni or peanuts for dinner, then realize you were being stalked and turn around and smash it into the nearest thing you saw because you wanted peanuts, but it wanted macaroni.
-Ginger Chick

Aw dangit I only have a frozen dog!

3 Bag of Doorknobs

This is just the absolute most creative weapon ever, LOVE IT. It's like you ever wanna hole up in a place, your good man you got a bag a' doorknobs to replace the one you broke.

I prefer the bag of hammers, or bag of pipe wrenches personally... But that is just me.

4 Frying Pan

This isn't random...haven't you seen Rapunzel?

5 Tube Sock Full of Wood-screws
6 Bucket of cement
7 Unloaded AK-47

Sons of anarchy did that! It was sweet!

8 Cap Pistol
9 Hot Glue Gun

Well it is a gun...

10 Potato

I like potato's...

The Contenders

11 Condoms
12 Bare Hands
13 Flaming hot pockets
14 Whale blubber
15 Pitchfork

Ha hah in Call Of The Dead this is Robert Englund's weapon it is AWESOME

It's not that bad of a weapon though... - Minecraftcrazy530

16 A Spartan
17 A Stuffed Animal
18 Golden Dildo
19 Comb
20 Wooden Spoon

Because I said so. Ginger Chicks are always right, so, yeah.

21 Leaf Blower
22 Grape Sauce
23 Nyan Cat

Will it say meow meow meow meow meow... ?

24 A Tampon
25 The Zombie's Friend
26 An Iguana
27 A Canned Banana
28 Brussels sprouts
29 Sandwich
30 Telescope
31 Guitar
32 Lamp
33 Ray of Sunshine
34 A Full Diaper
35 A Pastry Brush
36 A Bowler Hat
37 Bag of Crap
38 A Bowling Ball
39 A Lawnmower
40 A Big Tree
41 A Stick
42 Another Family Member
43 A Phone
44 A Dress
45 A Tissue Box
46 CD
47 Snow

Do you want to make a snowman? Then put it on a zombie! Warning Zombie is not included

48 A Mirror
49 Your hair
50 A rabid monkey
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