Most Random Things to Use In a Zombie Apocolypse

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The Top Ten

1 Banjo

Nah. I like the potato.

You would play a mini solo every time before smashing it through the zombie's head jajajaja

Strum strum strum AAK! - CityGuru

2 Frozen Cat

This made me fall to the floor in laughter and ponder on the fact, of how pineapples never wear Bikinis. It stuns me.

You would talk to it whether to eat macaroni or peanuts for dinner, then realize you were being stalked and turn around and smash it into the nearest thing you saw because you wanted peanuts, but it wanted macaroni.
-Ginger Chick

Aw dangit I only have a frozen dog!

3 Bag of Doorknobs

This is just the absolute most creative weapon ever, LOVE IT. It's like you ever wanna hole up in a place, your good man you got a bag a' doorknobs to replace the one you broke.

I prefer the bag of hammers, or bag of pipe wrenches personally... But that is just me.

4 Frying Pan

This isn't random...haven't you seen Rapunzel?

5 Tube Sock Full of Wood-screws
6 Bucket of cement
7 Unloaded AK-47

Sons of anarchy did that! It was sweet!

8 Cap Pistol
9 Hot Glue Gun

Well it is a gun...

10 Potato

I like potato's...

The Contenders

11 Condoms
12 Bare Hands
13 Flaming hot pockets
14 Whale blubber
15 Pitchfork

Ha hah in Call Of The Dead this is Robert Englund's weapon it is AWESOME

It's not that bad of a weapon though... - Minecraftcrazy530

16 A Spartan
17 Golden Dildo
18 Comb
19 Wooden Spoon

Because I said so. Ginger Chicks are always right, so, yeah.

20 Leaf Blower
21 Grape Sauce
22 Nyan Cat

Will it say meow meow meow meow meow... ?

23 A Tampon
24 The Zombie's Friend
25 An Iguana
26 A Canned Banana
27 Brussels sprouts
28 Sandwich
29 Telescope
30 Guitar
31 Lamp
32 Ray of Sunshine
33 A Full Diaper
34 A Pastry Brush
35 A Bowler Hat
36 Bag of Crap
37 A Bowling Ball
38 A Lawnmower
39 A Big Tree
40 A Stick
41 Another Family Member
42 A Phone
43 A Dress
44 A Tissue Box
45 CD
46 Snow

Do you want to make a snowman? Then put it on a zombie! Warning Zombie is not included

47 A Stuffed Animal
48 A Mirror
49 Your hair
50 A rabid monkey
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