Best Places to Fart


The Top Ten

1 In someone's face

Britgirl would like this list... - WonkeyDude98

This list is funny! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Someone's? You mean mine ;P

Horrid list.

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2 In a bottle

Coolkidmanboysquirt "Why does this bottle smell bad. *smells fart* Hey! Ki U did this! "

3 In your pants

Maybe it's better to fart on someone else's pants. Lol


4 On their food

Don't fart on my food.
Ki U "Time to fart! "
Rage Guy "NOO! NOT MY FOOD! "

5 In your bathroom at home

This should be higher than 6. - LeRoiDesSapins

6 In a toilet
7 In bed with a girl
8 In Miss America 2016's favorite pair of high heels
9 On the Breadwinners' Facebook hate page

SwaySway, Buhduce, Ki U & Warren "Time to fart on the Breadwinners hate page! *farts* OH NOO! "

10 On a Windows Vista computer

The Contenders

11 In Donald Trump's hair

Donald Trump "Oh No! Not my poo poo hair! "

What a answer Truly 1st Spot

12 In a tornado

Ki U "Time to poop on tornado"
EAS "Tornado Warning"
Ki U "OH! NOO! *gets sucked in by a tornado*"

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14 In a car
15 Beside Wal-Mart
16 Under a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle

If the pressure is too high, then all those pieces will get lost!

17 In class
18 In a room full of people

They would all run away in chaos and disorder. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

19 in space

Would it even travel? There is no air, so how could you fart? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

20 At Wendy's
21 At a funeral
22 In Justin Bieber's face
23 On your least favorite sports team

That would be all of them. Time to eat some beans! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

24 On a picture of Adolf Hitler
25 On someone you hate

That would be very funny. - LeRoiDesSapins

26 On Mr. Enter
27 On LeafyIsHere
28 In the corner of a wall
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Top Remixes

1. In your bathroom at home
2. In Miss America 2016's favorite pair of high heels
3. On the Breadwinners' Facebook hate page
1. In someone's face
2. In a bottle
3. In your pants


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