Best Places to Fart


The Top Ten

1 In someone's face

Lol this is funny, but kinda immature. Nobody likes when you fart in their face. - PhilTheCorgi

Britgirl would like this list... - WonkeyDude98

This list is funny! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Horrid list.

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2 In a bottle

Coolkidmanboysquirt "Why does this bottle smell bad. *smells fart* Hey! Ki U did this! "

3 In your pants

Maybe it's better to fart on someone else's pants. Lol


4 On their food

Don't fart on my food.
Ki U "Time to fart! "
Rage Guy "NOO! NOT MY FOOD! "

5 In your bathroom at home
6 In a toilet
7 In bed with a girl
8 In Miss America 2016's favorite pair of high heels
9 On the Breadwinners' Facebook hate page

SwaySway, Buhduce, Ki U & Warren "Time to fart on the Breadwinners hate page! *farts* OH NOO! "

10 On a Windows Vista computer

The Contenders

11 In Donald Trump's hair

Donald Trump "Oh No! Not my poo poo hair! "

Donald Trump deserves it. - PhilTheCorgi

What a answer Truly 1st Spot

12 In a tornado

Ki U "Time to poop on tornado"
EAS "Tornado Warning"
Ki U "OH! NOO! *gets sucked in by a tornado*"

I don't think that's a smart idea. If you get sucked in, you'll probably die. - PhilTheCorgi

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14 In a car
15 Beside Wal-Mart
16 Under a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle

If the pressure is too high, then all those pieces will get lost!

17 In class

This happens a lot. - PhilTheCorgi

18 In a room full of people

They would all run away in chaos and disorder. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

19 in space

Would it even travel? There is no air, so how could you fart? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

20 At Wendy's
21 On a picture of Adolf Hitler

Not sure who’s worse: Trump or Hitler.

22 At a funeral
23 In Justin Bieber's face
24 On your least favorite sports team

That would be all of them. Time to eat some beans! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

25 On someone you hate
26 On Mr. Enter

I don't know who that is. Lol - PhilTheCorgi

27 On LeafyIsHere

If this is a Top Tens user, he/she would probably see this, and probably wouldn't like it. - PhilTheCorgi

28 In the corner of a wall
29 Out the Window

I know somebody who does that. - PhilTheCorgi

30 On your computer
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Top Remixes

1. In your bathroom at home
2. In Miss America 2016's favorite pair of high heels
3. On the Breadwinners' Facebook hate page
1. In someone's face
2. In a bottle
3. In your pants


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