Top 10 Dumbest Things the MAGA Movement Genuinely Believes
We all know that the average Donald Trump supporter is an uneducated racist hick happy to turn a blind eye to child abuse. But there's a lot more to them than that! The average MAGAhead has quite a few beliefs that make no sense when put under even the slightest bit of scrutiny. Here's ten.
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Donald Trump is intelligent
Donald Trump is an incoherent, rambling, senile nepo baby who bankrupted every business his racist daddy handed down to him. He thinks asylum seekers come from mental asylums. He thinks Indianapolis is in Minnesota. He brags about passing basic cognitive tasks where he's asked to identify a giraffe.
He can barely form a sentence. Even Biden could manage that, and he's 110 years old.
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Donald Trump's constant namedropping in the Epstein files isn't an indicator of guilt
Over 38,000 name drops, and they're just the ones we know about. And if you're going to make up wild conspiracies about the Biden administration planting this info to make him look like a diddler, then that indicates that you simply don't live in reality.
It is illegal to release the files while suspects are still being investigated, as they were when Biden was in charge (FACT). I know upholding the law doesn't matter to the rapist with 34 felonies, but we adults try to follow it.
For more information on Donald Trump's various noncey escapades, please check out 'Top Ten Most Pedophilic Donald Trump Moments', here on #ThePugaTens.
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The USA is envied and admired worldwide
No. Believe me, Trump's America is nothing but a laughingstock across the rest of the world. Just look at all the other world leaders laughing behind his back at recent UN meetings. The man is a clown, and everyone knows it, especially Putin and Xi.
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Donald Trump is the "Peace President"
This was one of their main talking points during the 2024 campaign.
Since Trump's re-election, he has emboldened Israel to double down on their genocide of the Palestinian people, bombed Iran over non-existent nukes that they've been 'close to acquiring' since the 90s, and attacked Venezuela, Syria, Yemen, Somalia, Iraq, and Latin American waters, killing hundreds of civilians in the process.
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There is such a thing as an illegal human being
No, MAGA, crossing over an imaginary line does not suddenly justify the imprisonment and inhumane deportation of a human being. You can point to doctored crime statistics and anecdotes about MS-13 as much as you like, but the most dangerous demographic in America is not being imported.
Did a Mexican, a Cuban, or a Guatemalan shoot Charlie Kirk? Thought not.
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Donald Trump is a good Christian
Even at the most fundamental level, Donald Trump certainly does not love his neighbour. He's on his third wife and stated he'd make a great pope.
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Erika Kirk is a grieving widow
Grieving widows do not show up at their ugly husband's funeral in Republican makeup with WWE pyrotechnics. That woman found Charlie Kirk's death even funnier than I did, and I made a whole list about how funny that shooting was, right here on TPT!
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ICE agents are heroes
Remember when I said Trump loves the uneducated? That's because when someone with rocks for brains has no skills because they've lived in Texas their whole lives, Kristi 'My Husband Is a Crossdresser' Noem can hand them the same gun she used to shoot a puppy and tell them to hunt down innocent Americans.
The Gestapo would be proud.