Top 10 Most Random Things to Say to Your Wife

The Top Ten

1 Where's your sister? I bet she looks hotter

Wow that would've been a messy situation.

2 Um... I hate cheesecake

Some people like cheesecake, some don't.

3 Can you play Mario Kart 8 with me?

This is an example of an immature husband.

4 C'mon! At least your toilet is hotter

5 Let's have a romantic dinner at McDonald's

6 I bet you like Frozen because for Valentine's Day, I bought you the dolls and the movie

I would've been laughing my head off.

This is quite sweet really.

7 Wait! Your name is Taylor? I thought it was Swift

8 I LOVE POKEMON

9 I have a personal diary of... SECRETS

A wife would secretly read her husband's personal diary while he's not around.

While the husband is away, his wife read his personal diary of secrets.

10 Do something stupid

Is a husband trying to make his wife like she's the "laughing stock" or something like that? That's mean!

The Contenders

11 Go go gaga you’re my mama

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