Reasons to Not Eat Alphaq's Watermelon

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The Top Ten
1 It is illegal to steal things

Wow thanks commandments.

I don’t care if it is illegal to steal it, I’m just still going to eat it anyways.

2 It's so sweet that only AlphaQ is able to stand the sweetness

As a sweet toothed person, I'm able to stand most overly sweet things.

No it's not and I ate it

That sounds nice

I'm gonna steal it

3 It has been known to be too heavy to carry

Well you haven't met the STARS (Sloths that are really strong) Infantry corps yet. You just wait, we'll eat that watermelon

*splat*

4 AlphaQ has already eaten it

I'm not spitting it out for any of you to eat it because that's disgusting.

Too late.

Then it's nonexistent :/

rip

5 It is well hidden

Maybe...

6 It's only edible by Godzillas and poisonous to humans

I'm a yoshi so poison doesn't affect me

Since only AlphaQ can stand the sweetness, AlphaQ must be a Godzilla.

K I regret wanting to steal it.

7 The juice gives you a lot of energy which is too much for an average human to have

It will make you go berserk and run around so much and drive stupidly and scarily fast.

Really? Cool.

8 It is technically impossible to avoid the obstacles in order to get it

You have to skateboard across the room without getting hit by flames, go into another room and J-board across while avoiding lava. You need to be an absolute professional at Parkour and Rollerblading as well.

That sounds like a lot of work to defend a watermelon that only you can eat anyway.

I just fluttered jumped over everything anyway

Nah I doubt that

9 The seeds are actually magnets which immediately. grows a watermelon in your stomach

That's not very safe.

Oh no!

10 You can't find his mansion

And I don't even live in a mansion lol

Where I could find your house so I could look for it?

Well I can if I take long enough of a search.