Reasons to Not Eat Alphaq's Watermelon
Wow thanks commandments.
I don’t care if it is illegal to steal it, I’m just still going to eat it anyways.
As a sweet toothed person, I'm able to stand most overly sweet things.
No it's not and I ate it
That sounds nice
I'm gonna steal it
Well you haven't met the STARS (Sloths that are really strong) Infantry corps yet. You just wait, we'll eat that watermelon
*splat*
I'm not spitting it out for any of you to eat it because that's disgusting.
Too late.
Then it's nonexistent :/
rip
Maybe...
I'm a yoshi so poison doesn't affect me
Since only AlphaQ can stand the sweetness, AlphaQ must be a Godzilla.
K I regret wanting to steal it.
It will make you go berserk and run around so much and drive stupidly and scarily fast.
Really? Cool.
You have to skateboard across the room without getting hit by flames, go into another room and J-board across while avoiding lava. You need to be an absolute professional at Parkour and Rollerblading as well.
That sounds like a lot of work to defend a watermelon that only you can eat anyway.
I just fluttered jumped over everything anyway
Nah I doubt that
That's not very safe.
Oh no!
And I don't even live in a mansion lol
Where I could find your house so I could look for it?
Well I can if I take long enough of a search.