Top Ten Reasons Why Bombs Should Not Be Banned in Airports

Usually, if you go to the airport, security guards will check your baggage if there are supicious items in it. One of the most sought-after items in your baggage are bombs. Security guards are very paranoid over travellers having bombs in their baggage. But do we really need to advocate an outright ban on bombs on luggages? I don't think so. Here are the reasons why we should be allowed to check in bombs in our airport baggage. Note that this is a list that assumes the theoretically positive effects of such implementation, and not to encourage people to commit crimes. Moreover, it encourages change in legislation and policy, and not a violation of law.

The Top Ten

1 We have the right to self-defense

Is this a joke? - AnonymousChick

Someone's bothering me. Time to detonate my chest bomb. - Not_A_Weeaboo

*Defends self with a bomb*

Um

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2 People can get scammed by security guards by implanting bombs and other banned items in passenger luggage, which causes big trouble and wastes time

Only to be safe

3 It is a suppression of our political freedom to not express our political beliefs the way we want them to be expressed

So bomb em naturally, what else

4 Bombs could be used for experimentation in other countries
5 Collateral damage helps combat overpopulation

why though

6 We have to be more open-minded with the scientific potential of bombs
7 It is the easiest way to resolve personal conflicts
8 It gives less burden to the taxpayers who pay too much for security
9 It is an efficient way to defend yourself from terrorists

I once read that there were actually big chancer someone would bring a bomb to the plane, but chances of two people who don't know each other bringing a bomb in the same plane at the same time are pretty much zero. That's why bring a bomb with myself every time I go to travel by plane. I'm still alive, so it basically works lol - UltimateHybridX

10 Everyone becomes equal

Arm bears. Yes, I agree.

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