Top Ten Reasons Why Bombs Should Not Be Banned in Airports

Usually, if you go to the airport, security guards will check your baggage if there are supicious items in it. One of the most sought-after items in your baggage are bombs. Security guards are very paranoid over travellers having bombs in their baggage. But do we really need to advocate an outright ban on bombs on luggages? I don't think so. Here are the reasons why we should be allowed to check in bombs in our airport baggage. Note that this is a list that assumes the theoretically positive effects of such implementation, and not to encourage people to commit crimes. Moreover, it encourages change in legislation and policy, and not a violation of law.
The Top Ten
1 We have the right to self-defense

If you want to fight woth the people who fight you just punch and kick their face too much that it would bleed

*Defends self with a bomb*

I'm bored...
*Detonates bomb*

Is this a joke?

2 People can get scammed by security guards by implanting bombs and other banned items in passenger luggage, which causes big trouble and wastes time

Only to be safe

3 It is a suppression of our political freedom to not express our political beliefs the way we want them to be expressed

So bomb em naturally, what else

4 Collateral damage helps combat overpopulation
5 Bombs could be used for experimentation in other countries
6 We have to be more open-minded with the scientific potential of bombs
7 It is the easiest way to resolve personal conflicts
8 It gives less burden to the taxpayers who pay too much for security
9 It is an efficient way to defend yourself from terrorists
10 Everyone becomes equal

Arm bears. Yes, I agree.

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