Top Ten Reasons Why Fried Chicken is Better Than Writing Poems

Excuse me for the stupidity of this list, i was really angry because my english class just assigned this while we were in a middle of a book and have a short story due soon at the same time.

The Top Ten

1 Fried Chicken Tastes Good

This is a random list

2 Poems Don't Smell Good

Wish they smelled like raspberries.

3 You Sweat While You Write Poems

4 Fried Chicken Will Be Good No Matter What, Your Poem Could Be Really Awful

5 Writing Poems Waste Your Free Time and Eating Fried Chicken Does Not

6 Fried Chicken Has KFC

7 Poems are Overused

8 Fried Chicken is More Fun to Say

9 You Can Be Frustrated What to Write Your Poem About, but You Will Not Be Frustrated Eating Fried Chicken

10 Writing Poems is Overrated

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