Top Ten Reasons Why Wario is a Better Waifu Than Lana Loud
What? No, Mario Is The Best Character Of All Time! Wario Is Mario's Rival, See?
Well screw you all, best waif is obviously man boi Cartman lol
I want to be in a threeway with Wario and Waluigi. I want them both to take me
How is Wario better than Donald or Vito Corleone
A disgusting one, which reflects your poor taste hun.
He has a personality that has more than one dimension.
Wario is actually better than Lana Loud.
Waluigi > Wario
Wario is so damn strong he can escape a black hole, which have the power to pull in over 1.3 million Earths. (Hears crowd booing). Fine, guess I'll find another place to talk about useless science facts no one cares about.
Yeah, I can tell, he looks really buff despite being fat. And I heard he can lift heavy things.
Wario actually has muscle, unlike a certain six year old.
Wario can flex.
Honestly, this list is pretty funny. I do like Lana Loud but Wario is definitely the better Waifu.
Have you tasted Lana's mudpies? I don't think you have. Unfair comparison.
This is correct
Wario's biker suit is better than his yellow suit. His biker suit is dope.
Biker Outfits are sexy.
How the heck a six year old become a waifu? This reminds me of pedophillia
As much as I love Lana, I have to agree with this list. She's too young to be a waifu, she's only six years old.
Sleeping with children is pedophilia, mates.
Pretty sure dating a child is illegal.
Who would want to date an icky child?
I'd sleep on his stomach, I need a new and better pillow!
I love to sleep on his stomach so much!
Crushing children is dangerous.
Unlike a six year old
You can't argue with me here, the only person Wario can't destroy in Dance Dance Revolution is his brother. Irrefutable evidence that Wario is a better waifu than Lana Loud, my new scientific breakthrough. It's based on science, I'm not improvising at all. Silly TopTenners questioning my scientific research.
By squishing her with his big, fat stomach, then he can burp garlic at her!