Top Ten Reasons Why Wario is a Better Waifu Than Lana Loud
The Top Ten
I want to be in a threeway with Wario and Waluigi. I want them both to take me - BungleBoy69
My waifu is Gary the snail
Well screw you all, best waif is obviously man boi Cartman lol - AlphaQ
How is Wario better than Donald or Vito Corleone - iliekpiez
Wario is actually better than Lana Loud. - AlphaQ
A gross one
Lana does - iliekpiez
A disgusting one, which reflects your poor taste hun.
Wario can flex. - AlphaQ
Yeah, I can tell, he looks really buff despite being fat. And I heard he can lift heavy things.
Wario is so damn strong he can escape a black hole, which have the power to pull in over 1.3 million Earths. (Hears crowd booing). Fine, guess I'll find another place to talk about useless science facts no one cares about. - Ultron123
Wario actually has muscle, unlike a certain six year old. - DCfnaf
That is dishonourable - iliekpiez
Honestly, this list is pretty funny. I do like Lana Loud but Wario is definitely the better Waifu.
Have you tasted Lana's mudpies? I don't think you have. Unfair comparison. - Puga
How do you have access to a toilet if your obese waifu breaks every one he sits on? - Puga
This is correct - ParkerFang
True - JamesBourne
What da - iliekpiez
This is factually incorrect. - Puga
Wario's biker suit is better than his yellow suit. His biker suit is dope. - AlphaQ
So what - iliekpiez
Biker Outfits are sexy. - DCfnaf
Wario has ugly yellow clothes, ugly biker clothes and a superhero outfit with a cape.
Lana has vibrant everyday clothes, a personalitied sleeping gown and a kinky swimsuit. - Puga
Lana is - iliekpiez
How the heck a six year old become a waifu? This reminds me of pedophillia - ParkerFang
> implying Lana isn't the best character of all time - Puga
Sleeping with children is pedophilia, mates. - AlphaQ
So what - iliekpiez
As much as I love Lana, I have to agree with this list. She's too young to be a waifu, she's only six years old. - regularponyfan09
I love to sleep on his stomach so much! - StevenUniverseIsAwesome
I'd sleep on his stomach, I need a new and better pillow!
Crushing children is dangerous. - DCfnaf
I already have a perfectly capable pillow that will not suffocate you if you roll over. Lana can be used for cuddling. - Puga
Unlike a six year old - ParkerFang
Lana can fight better, hun. - Puga
You can't argue with me here, the only person Wario can't destroy in Dance Dance Revolution is his brother. Irrefutable evidence that Wario is a better waifu than Lana Loud, my new scientific breakthrough. It's based on science, I'm not improvising at all. Silly TopTenners questioning my scientific research. - nerffan8000
By squishing her with his big, fat stomach, then he can burp garlic at her!
"Obey WARIO! Destroy MARIO! "
"So ein Mist! "