Top Ten Reasons Why Wario is a Better Waifu Than Lana Loud

The Top Ten

1 Wario is the greatest character of all time

I want to be in a threeway with Wario and Waluigi. I want them both to take me - BungleBoy69

My waifu is Gary the snail

Well screw you all, best waif is obviously man boi Cartman lol - AlphaQ

How is Wario better than Donald or Vito Corleone - iliekpiez

2 Wario has a personality

Wario is actually better than Lana Loud. - AlphaQ

A gross one

Lana does - iliekpiez

A disgusting one, which reflects your poor taste hun.

3 Wario is strong

Wario can flex. - AlphaQ

Yeah, I can tell, he looks really buff despite being fat. And I heard he can lift heavy things.

Wario is so damn strong he can escape a black hole, which have the power to pull in over 1.3 million Earths. (Hears crowd booing). Fine, guess I'll find another place to talk about useless science facts no one cares about. - Ultron123

Wario actually has muscle, unlike a certain six year old. - DCfnaf

4 DCfnaf is his #1 Fan

That is dishonourable - iliekpiez

Honestly, this list is pretty funny. I do like Lana Loud but Wario is definitely the better Waifu.

5 Garlic Knots > Mudpies

Have you tasted Lana's mudpies? I don't think you have. Unfair comparison. - Puga

How do you have access to a toilet if your obese waifu breaks every one he sits on? - Puga

6 Wario Land > The Loud House

This is correct - ParkerFang

True - JamesBourne

What da - iliekpiez

This is factually incorrect. - Puga

7 Wario has a biker outfit

Wario's biker suit is better than his yellow suit. His biker suit is dope. - AlphaQ

So what - iliekpiez

Biker Outfits are sexy. - DCfnaf

Wario has ugly yellow clothes, ugly biker clothes and a superhero outfit with a cape.

Lana has vibrant everyday clothes, a personalitied sleeping gown and a kinky swimsuit. - Puga

8 Wario is actually a good character

Lana is - iliekpiez

How the heck a six year old become a waifu? This reminds me of pedophillia - ParkerFang

> implying Lana isn't the best character of all time - Puga

9 Lana Loud is a child

Sleeping with children is pedophilia, mates. - AlphaQ


So what - iliekpiez

As much as I love Lana, I have to agree with this list. She's too young to be a waifu, she's only six years old. - regularponyfan09

10 Wario's belly can be a pillow

I love to sleep on his stomach so much! - StevenUniverseIsAwesome

I'd sleep on his stomach, I need a new and better pillow!

Crushing children is dangerous. - DCfnaf

I already have a perfectly capable pillow that will not suffocate you if you roll over. Lana can be used for cuddling. - Puga

The Contenders

11 Wario can fight

Unlike a six year old - ParkerFang

Lana can fight better, hun. - Puga

12 Wario destroys Lana in Dance Dance Revolution

You can't argue with me here, the only person Wario can't destroy in Dance Dance Revolution is his brother. Irrefutable evidence that Wario is a better waifu than Lana Loud, my new scientific breakthrough. It's based on science, I'm not improvising at all. Silly TopTenners questioning my scientific research. - nerffan8000

13 Wario can kill Lana in 2 Seconds

By squishing her with his big, fat stomach, then he can burp garlic at her!

14 Wario has better quotes

"Obey WARIO! Destroy MARIO! "
"So ein Mist! "

15 Wario has a buttchin
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