Top Ten Reasons Why Wario is a Better Waifu Than Lana LoudDCfnaf
The Top Ten
Wario is definitely better waifu than Lana. - Ultron123
Well screw you all, best waif is obviously man boi Cartman lol - AlphaQ
What? No, Mario Is The Best Character Of All Time! Wario Is Mario's Rival, See?
My waifu is Gary the snailV 18 Comments
A disgusting one, which reflects your poor taste hun.
Wario is actually better than Lana Loud. - AlphaQ
Waluigi > Wario
A gross oneV 3 Comments
Wario is so damn strong he can escape a black hole, which have the power to pull in over 1.3 million Earths. (Hears crowd booing). Fine, guess I'll find another place to talk about useless science facts no one cares about. - Ultron123
Yeah, I can tell, he looks really buff despite being fat. And I heard he can lift heavy things.
Wario actually has muscle, unlike a certain six year old. - DCfnaf
Wario can flex. - AlphaQV 1 Comment
Honestly, this list is pretty funny. I do like Lana Loud but Wario is definitely the better Waifu. - MissRWBY202
That is dishonourable - iliekpiez
Have you tasted Lana's mudpies? I don't think you have. Unfair comparison. - Puga
How do you have access to a toilet if your obese waifu breaks every one he sits on? - Puga
This is correct - ParkerFang
True - JamesBourne
What da - iliekpiez
This is factually incorrect. - Puga
Wario's biker suit is better than his yellow suit. His biker suit is dope. - AlphaQ
Biker Outfits are sexy. - DCfnaf
So what - iliekpiez
Wario has ugly yellow clothes, ugly biker clothes and a superhero outfit with a cape.
Lana has vibrant everyday clothes, a personalitied sleeping gown and a kinky swimsuit. - Puga
How the heck a six year old become a waifu? This reminds me of pedophillia - ParkerFang
Lana is - iliekpiez
> implying Lana isn't the best character of all time - Puga
As much as I love Lana, I have to agree with this list. She's too young to be a waifu, she's only six years old. - regularponyfan09
Sleeping with children is pedophilia, mates. - AlphaQ
Pretty sure dating a child is illegal. - Ultron123
True.V 2 Comments
Crushing children is dangerous. - DCfnaf
I'd sleep on his stomach, I need a new and better pillow!
I love to sleep on his stomach so much! - StevenUniverseIsAwesome
I already have a perfectly capable pillow that will not suffocate you if you roll over. Lana can be used for cuddling. - Puga
Unlike a six year old - ParkerFang
Lana can fight better, hun. - Puga
You can't argue with me here, the only person Wario can't destroy in Dance Dance Revolution is his brother. Irrefutable evidence that Wario is a better waifu than Lana Loud, my new scientific breakthrough. It's based on science, I'm not improvising at all. Silly TopTenners questioning my scientific research. - nerffan8000
By squishing her with his big, fat stomach, then he can burp garlic at her!
"Obey WARIO! Destroy MARIO! "
"So ein Mist! " - TheYoshiPyro64
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