Top Ten Reasons You Shouldn't Eat a Cockroach

The Top Ten

1 It's gross

There are considerably better food options than a cockroach. Really

2 It will feel crawly in your mouth

You're supposed to COOK the cockroach first.

3 It may lay babies in your mouth

4 It has bad bacteria in it

I wonder what those specific species of bacteria are? if those species of bacteria can be sequenced & modified eating cockroachs & other arthropods would be a lot safer/easier without catching something questionably dangerous

5 Can make you sick

6 Can bite your tongue

7 Nobody will ever kiss you again

8 Roach parts may get stuck in your teeth

Ugh their legs between my teeth (shudders)

9 Your tongue would get scratched by its legs

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