Top Ten Worst Things to Say to Her on a Date

The Top Ten
1 Excuse me, my girlfriend is calling
2 Let's have sex!

I'm a girl so I know that this would just turn my whole body in the other direction. From the waist down, my shields are up and you are not getting anywhere near them.

I don't know. There are several girls at my school who'd love to be asked that

Say this to her dad and watch what happens.

No just no enough said

3 Did you fart?

Yeah, this one was probably the absolute worst thing you could say to a girl on a date... I could understand if, however, a dude said it because he was just too damn nervous, but it would swiftly and effectively kill the mood.

Best thing to say when you are drunk or something...
... Or yo just wan to say you ar sexy or somethin weirder than this X-crap...

Yeah. Best thing to say when you're a hopeless sack trying to have a love life.

DO NOT say that to a girl on a date! Trust me, bad move.

4 Do you like porn?

Metts would be in for a REAL cold and hard rejection if he said this to his date.

If you do happen to say this and don'y know her at all prepare for a tatoo of her hand print across your face.

5 Can I touch your boobs?

Ugh... Why would you say that?

Chris Chan said this.

6 How about we meet next at my wife's funeral? She's still alive.

This is horrible. If some girl I was dating said this to me I would dump my entire plate of food over her and storm out of the restaurant leaving her to pay the bill.

Like this option, this is the funniest one.

7 After dinner to you want to go my wife's house
8 Maybe try to lose that weight...

This is what would happen if you said that to someone you were dating.
1) the date looks up at you confused and tries to get you to repeat yourself as if they did not hear you correctly.
2) the date grows angry and accuses you of thinking that they were obese as you try in vain to defend yourself.
3) the date explains to you that she runs 3 miles a day and was on American ninja warrior once while you try to take it back.
4) you get mad at the date for making a scene as the entire establishment is watching while the date grows more angry.
5) you and your date begin cursing at each other as more personal things are brought up.
6) eventually the topic gets to the point where your date ticks you off so much that you call them something horrible.
7) your date breaks up with you and you fallow them out the door trying to convince you otherwise. After fallowing them up to they're car, they finally lose it.
8) you wake up in the hospital a day later unable to recall ...more

Not good to say any time.

9 I'll show you my wife and kids tommorrow

What who would say that.

10 Hey, I know where you can get a cheap abortion

If you say that to someone, your head will be found impaled on a weather vane, thousands of miles from the rest of your body.

I couldn't have put that comment better myself.

The Contenders
11 He-e-e-e-e-e-e-ey, sexy lady! Op- op- op- oppan Gangnam Style!

Hey! It's not that bad. I'm a girl and I find this totally funny. I would just laugh and change the subject. I would never turn down a guy just because he said something inappropriate in the first date.

I think this one's a bit weird. What's she going to think?

If a guy said that to me, I will laugh and walk away.

12 All that I told you on the phone is a lie.
13 But first, let me take a selfie
14 You pay for the dinner

I went to a movie with my boyfriend and he was getting snacks but I didn't want any and he didn't have enough money cause his friends used it all so he asked me for some, and I didn't know what to do so I handed him a $10 and he never paid me back... at the beginning of this I meant to say EX BOYFRIEND

A man should always pay on a date unless if he's truly poor!

Yeah that will get her to go out with you again.

15 Look at that stripper
16 I am only on a date with you to get in bed with your friend
17 Get breast implants
18 Can I give you a spanking?
19 Can I marry your mom?
20 I wanna lick you

Sugou from Sword Art Online will never get a date in his life. EVER. Especially if he said this to a girl. Blech.

21 Nice boobs
22 Oops, forgot my pants

Sounds like a you problem.

23 Do you see that woman over there? Yeah, she's my wife. Do you want to meet her?

This one is so awful.

24 Put on some make-up
25 Are you going to eat that

No, probably not.

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