Top 10 Worst Things to Say to Her on a Date
Dating can be an exhilarating experience full of fun, laughter, and the potential to build a deep and meaningful connection with someone special. But there's a caveat: knowing what to say and when to say it is absolutely critical. One wrong move, one misplaced joke, or an inappropriate comment can turn a lovely evening into a dating disaster.
So, you might be wondering, "What are the worst things to say to her on a date?" The possibilities are practically endless, with some offenders more obvious than others. From making unsolicited comments about her appearance to overstepping personal boundaries or disregarding her feelings, there are plenty of potential pitfalls to avoid.
Remember, this isn't just about what not to say. It's about learning to engage in a thoughtful, respectful, and meaningful conversation. It's about understanding that your words carry weight, and how you wield them can significantly impact the progression of your relationship.
It's also about recognizing that no two women are the same. What might be a red flag for one may not necessarily be so for another. However, there are universally inappropriate comments that can bring a date to a screeching halt. These could range from objectifying remarks to flat-out insults.
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Excuse me, my girlfriend is calling
I'm a girl, and if a guy said this to me on a date, I would hate him. Seriously, what knucklehead would say this to a girl on a date?
What the hell? One, he's an idiot for saying that to her, and two, why would you cheat?
I think the worst one would be, "Hey, let's go to the strip club," but this one is just as bad.
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Let's have sex!
I'm a girl, so I know that this would just turn my whole body in the other direction. From the waist down, my shields are up, and you are not getting anywhere near them.
Say this to her dad and watch what happens.
Wow. That's just plain not smooth, but rough.
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Did you fart?
Yeah, this one was probably the absolute worst thing you could say to a girl on a date. I could understand if a dude said it because he was just too damn nervous, but it would swiftly and effectively kill the mood.
Guys at school ask this after they themselves have dropped one. It is a horrible thing to say to a lady.
Ah, no thanks, no comment from me. I'm not going to tell them about the time that I farted when I tripped.
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Maybe try to lose that weight...
This is what would happen if you said that to someone you were dating:
1. The date looks at you, confused, and asks you to repeat yourself as if they did not hear you correctly.
2. The date grows angry and accuses you of thinking they are obese, while you try in vain to defend yourself.
3. The date explains that they run 3 miles a day and were once on American Ninja Warrior, while you desperately try to take it back.
4. You get mad at the date for making a scene as the entire establishment watches, while the date grows angrier.
5. You and your date begin cursing at each other as more personal issues are brought up.
6. Eventually, the argument escalates, and your date ticks you off so much that you call them something horrible.
7. Your date breaks up with you, and you follow them out the door, trying to convince them otherwise. After following them to their car, they finally lose it.
8. You wake up in the hospital a day later, unable to recall any of the above.
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Do you like porn?
If you happen to say this and don't know her at all, prepare for a tattoo of her handprint across your face.
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How about we meet next at my wife's funeral? She's still alive.
This is horrible. If some girl I was dating said this to me, I would dump my entire plate of food over her and storm out of the restaurant, leaving her to pay the bill.
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Can I touch your boobs?
Laugh out loud! Only a perverted idiot would say this.
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I'll show you my wife and kids tomorrow
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He-e-e-e-e-e-e-ey, sexy lady! Op- op- op- oppan Gangnam Style!
I think this one's a bit weird. What's she going to think?
If a guy said that to me, I would laugh and walk away.
Unless that girl is a huge fan of this song...
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After dinner to you want to go my wife's house
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Wanna have a threeway with my mom??
Is that not technically incestuous? Sounds like it to me!
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You’re built like a baked bean
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Hey, I know where you can get a cheap abortion
If you say that to someone, your head will be found impaled on a weather vane, thousands of miles from the rest of your body.
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Look at that stripper
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Oops, forgot my pants
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You pay for the dinner
I went to a movie with my boyfriend, and he was getting snacks, but I didn't want any. He didn't have enough money because his friends had used it all. So he asked me for some, and I didn't know what to do, so I handed him $10, and he never paid me back. At the beginning of this, I meant to say EX-BOYFRIEND.
A man should always pay on a date unless he's truly poor!
Yeah, that will definitely get her to go out with you again.
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Put on some makeup
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I am only on a date with you to get in bed with your friend
*Audience oohs* Trust me, you really don't want to say that if your date's friend finds out. It equals a bullet to the head.
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All that I told you on the phone is a lie.
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I wanna lick you
Well, this is unsettling. What kind of pervert would say that?
That's actually a little sexy in the right moment, I guess.
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You have bad breath
It's even funnier if the guy said that when, really, he was smelling his own breath, and his girlfriend chewed gum before the date!
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Sorry I'm late, my wife has been having an affair on me.
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Get breast implants
An answer for that could be: I'd be stuck with them, how about YOU get breast implants?!
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Nice boobs
Only a perverted idiot would say that.
I would laugh if some guy said that to me.
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But first, let me take a selfie
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Are you going to eat that
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I just wanna say I was dared to go out with you but I'm actually having a good time so let's put that behind us