Top 10 Best Pick-Up Lines

You're here for pick-up lines. Which probably means one of three things:

1. You're trying to charm someone's socks off (literally or metaphorically, no judgment)
2. You're gearing up to roast your friends for their tragic flirting attempts
3. Or you just appreciate a good cringeworthy laugh

No matter your motive, you've stumbled into the right place. This list is where romantic smoothness meets awkward hilarity. It's like a talent show for one-liners. Some of them shoot their shot with the confidence of a rom-com lead. Others crash and burn so gloriously they deserve their own slow clap.

The Top Ten

  1. Have you read Dr. Seuss? Because green eggs and... damn!

  2. I'm Batman.

  3. I'd say God bless you, but it looks like He already has.

  4. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

  5. If I could arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

  6. When I first saw you, I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

  7. Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb.

  8. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have "fine" written all over you.

    That's my favorite one.

  9. You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you "Mommy."

  10. I need a map because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

    These are all so cheesy, but this one still comes off as genuinely sweet. It's one of the only ones I wouldn't just roll my eyes at upon hearing.

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    I should complain to Spotify for not making you this week's hottest single.

  12. ?

    Do you wanna be Minecraft, just without the craft?

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  13. Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.

    You could use this on me. I do run fast, and a lot.

  14. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

    I actually am from Tennessee, so this might fail...

  15. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

  16. Soon there will only be seven planets because I'm about to destroy Uranus.

    Get in there, my son.

    No way, lol. I'm dead.

  17. If you were mine, I'd treat you like homework - I'd bang you down on a table and do you all night long!

  18. Apart from being the most beautiful girl in the world, what do you do for a living?

  19. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

  20. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, a sentence without spaces.

  21. Are you an X-ray? Because I see my bone in you.

  22. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

    This is so cute.

  23. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

    Oh my goodness.

    This one is gross... wouldn't work on me, lol.

  24. How you doin'?

    This isn't a pick-up line.

    Wow, amazing.

    Totally original.

    OMG! SO ROMANTIC! Said nobody ever.

    (I love it)

  25. Your body is 65% water, and I'm thirsty.

  26. You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.

    Finally, a pick-up line that's sweet and not creepy.

    This is a beautiful quote.

  27. Are you trash? Because I want to take you out.

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