Top Ten Weird Ideas for Pub Names

Popular names include Red Lion and Greyhound, but I decided to take that to a new level altogether!
The Top Ten
1 The Three Nipples

You've got a perfect threesome lined up... In your count of nipples and the other way... - Turkeyasylum

2 The Swollen Knob

Looks like someone took Viagra. - Turkeyasylum

Why would you name yourself after something you use to open a door? I still think Nipples is weirder though. - Garythesnail

3 The Horny Lobster
4 The Swan and Man Sex
5 The Witches' Porn

I'm having a hard time Imagining in my head what this would be like, same thing with the rest of the names - Ajkloth

6 The Sugary Buttock
7 The Itchy Groin

Week at least guys can relate right? Guys? Guys?!? - advancewarfare

8 The Lardy Leprechaun

I hope you TheTopTens fans get the reference. - PositronWildhawk

Still comes from a better country than ya. Please, leave the pub names to the Irish. - Puga

If his teacher saw this... - RiverClanRocks

9 The Hedgehog and Nuclear Warhead
10 The Angry Midget

Don't take pictures of angry Chinese fully grown homeless. Please get my reference.

The Contenders
11 Moe's

Moe's Tavern - Maddox121

I don't get it... - RiverClanRocks

12 The Drunken Clam
13 Drunk'n'Love
14 The Arse's Arse
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