Top Ten Weird Ideas for Pub Names

Popular names include Red Lion and Greyhound, but I decided to take that to a new level altogether!

The Top Ten

  1. The Swollen Knob

    Why would you name yourself after something you use to open a door? I still think Nipples is weirder though.

    Looks like someone took Viagra.

  2. The Three Nipples

    You've got a perfect threesome lined up... In your count of nipples and the other way...

  3. The Horny Lobster

  4. The Swan and Man Sex

  5. The Sugary Buttock

  6. The Witches' Porn

    I'm having a hard time Imagining in my head what this would be like, same thing with the rest of the names

  7. The Itchy Groin

    Week at least guys can relate right? Guys? Guys?!?

  8. The Lardy Leprechaun

    Still comes from a better country than ya. Please, leave the pub names to the Irish.

    I hope you TheTopTens fans get the reference.

  9. The Hedgehog and Nuclear Warhead

  10. The Angry Midget

    Don't take pictures of angry Chinese fully grown homeless. Please get my reference.

    11. The Newcomers
  11. ?

    The Arse's Arse

  12. ?

    Drunk'n'Love

    13. The Contenders

  13. Moe's

  14. The Drunken Clam

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