Top Ten Weird Ideas for Pub Names

Popular names include Red Lion and Greyhound, but I decided to take that to a new level altogether!

The Top Ten

The Swollen Knob

Why would you name yourself after something you use to open a door? I still think Nipples is weirder though.

Looks like someone took Viagra.

The Three Nipples

You've got a perfect threesome lined up... In your count of nipples and the other way...

The Horny Lobster

The Swan and Man Sex

The Sugary Buttock

The Witches' Porn

I'm having a hard time Imagining in my head what this would be like, same thing with the rest of the names

The Itchy Groin

Week at least guys can relate right? Guys? Guys?!?

The Lardy Leprechaun

Still comes from a better country than ya. Please, leave the pub names to the Irish.

I hope you TheTopTens fans get the reference.

The Hedgehog and Nuclear Warhead

The Angry Midget

Don't take pictures of angry Chinese fully grown homeless. Please get my reference.

? The Arse's Arse

? Drunk'n'Love

The Contenders

Moe's

The Drunken Clam

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