Top 10 Dirty Jokes in The Simpsons We Didn't Understand When We Were Young

The Top Ten

  1. Zookeeper! Those monkeys are killing each other! - New Kid on the Block

    This is from when Homer was younger and learned about sex.

  2. Twelve inch pianist - Black Widower

    I first heard this when I was young and asked my parents what it meant and they said, "You'll understand when you're older." And now I know. And I feel deceived.

    Should I explain why? Pianist, pen, oh you get the picture.

  3. Should I whack it slow? Or fast? - Whacking Day

    Need I explain why?

  4. She's faking it - Another Simpsons Clip Show

    Mrs. Krabappel shows the 4th graders two bunnies having sex, and Mr. K says, She's faking it. (Notice that Bart was covering his eyes?)

  5. Look, Homer, all of us pull a few boners now and then - Bart the Lover

    Ned Flanders didn't mean pull a boner in that context.

    Coming from Ned Flanders, this is quite creepy.

  6. I think women and sea-men don't mix - Treehouse of Horror III

    Smithers, we don't care about what you think...

  7. The Mr. Plow song - Mr. Plow

    Even I don't understand this.

  8. Tell him I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes! - The War of the Simpsons

    Homer has sex very quickly, then.

  9. Laaaaay-tex connn-dome. Boy, I'd like to live in one of those! - Lady Bouvier's Lover

  10. Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket - This Little Wiggy

    11. The Newcomers
  11. ?

    Oh, Homer, that's just an urban legend. People don't do that type of thing with fish. - A Fish Called Selma

  12. ?

    You know, Homer, it's very easy to criticize. Fun Too - Bart Star

    13. The Contenders

  13. Actually, sir, picture-taking is not allowed at this particular resort - Homer the Smithers

  14. Maybe it's the beer talking but you've got a butt that won't quit. They got these big, chewy pretzels here... (Slurring speech) ...five dollars?! Get outta here. - Bart the Lover

  15. Chew through my ball sack! - Skinner's Sense of Snow

  16. I have a special present for you, but I'll give it to you later tonight. Special present? I don't wanna wait. I want it now! I want the children to see. Ooh. Oh, right. - Secrets of a Successful Marriage

  17. Can't you read my writing? I didn't say "Kick Homer's walls" - Treehouse of Horror XVII

  18. Do not touch Willie. Good advice. - Treehouse of Horror VI

  19. La Maison Derrière - Bart After Dark

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