Best South Park Quotes

The Top Ten

  1. Oh my God, they killed Kenny! ...You bastards! - Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski

    How can this not be number 1! That is listed on the 100 greatest T.V. catchphrases of all time

    90s - When you never saw a T.V. show before about young kids talking like that.

    One of the most iconic T.V. show quotes ever

  2. Respect my authoritah! - Eric Cartman

    Outta the car, and you will respect ma authoritah

  3. M'kay - Mr. Mackey

    M'kay, this quote is the best of the show, M'kay.

    This should be on number 1. I said this on july 19 2018

  4. I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! - Eric Cartman

  5. They took our jobs!

    This has to be the most used quote from south park

  6. Screw you guys... I'm going home! - Eric Cartman

    This is the best quote deserves number 1

  7. TIMAH - Timmy

  8. Don't forget to bring a towel - Towelie

  9. Sit down or the bunny dies! - Mrs. Crabtree

  10. You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! - Mr. Garrison

    11. The Newcomers
  11. ?

    Na na na na na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye Kyle - Eric Cartman

  12. ?

    I think I deserve to take Kenny's place the most because, I've been hanging around these guys for like five years and I never get to say or do anything. - DogPoo Petuski

    13. The Contenders

  13. How would you like to suck my balls? - Eric Cartman

    I laugh my butt off when he said it in front of the whole, entire class! Kim Kardashian would because it taste good for her! Yuck!

    He yelled it at a teacher through a megaphone in front of a class of 8 year olds.

  14. Kyle, you got a little sand in your vagina - Eric Cartman

    This quote perfectly showes that South Park is not afraid of anything.

  15. Don't kick the baby - Ike

  16. All right people, move along, there's nothing to see here. - Officer Barbrady

  17. You, you wanna get high? - Towelie

  18. Jesus Christ - Mr. Slave

  19. Dude, this is pretty f***** up right here - Stan Marsh

  20. Oh I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Sportscaster Frank

    Epic, but hey I'm from Poland and it's a bit racist..., screw it.

  21. Do you like it Scott? Do you like it? I call it "Mr & Mrs Tenorman Chili"

  22. Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian. - Cartman

  23. Sweet! - Eric Cartman

  24. F*** you Kenny!

  25. God d*** that's a big fat a**

  26. Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan, tell mom it's okay. - Randy Marsh

  27. What, What, WHAT!?! - Sheila Broflovski

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