Top 10 Best SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes

The Top Ten

  1. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" - Patrick, Band Geeks

    Patrick's naive stupidity is so great. It's one of the show's best quotes, besides when SpongeBob tries to say hash-slinging slasher and butchers it tremendously.

    This is one of my favorite quotes. IT'S SO FUNNY! It should stay number 1 forever.

    I love this quote! It's so funny and iconic!

  2. "I love you." - Patrick, Chocolate with Nuts

    Yes, the mayonnaise quote is great, but I think that it is a little overrated and undeserving of the top spot. This quote was just so funny, though.

    Ahahaahahaah! Good one, Patrick!

  3. "What? What did he say?" - Mary's Mother, Chocolate with Nuts

    My sister and mom always laugh at the end of Chocolate with Nuts because of the ending.

  4. "CHOCOLATE!" - Tom, Chocolate with Nuts

    Chocolate Guy has the best line ever!

    This one is pure gold.

    It's so hilarious!

  5. "My leg!" - Fred, Multiple Episodes

    He reminds me of the "Get 'em!" dude from Gravity Falls.

    They finally did an episode.

    That is so funny!

  6. "Is this the part where we start kicking?" - SpongeBob, Band Geeks

    Ooh! I want to do some kicking!

  7. "Who you callin' Pinhead?" - Patrick, Survival of the Idiots

    How is this not higher? I'm pretty sure this is better than #9.

    I laugh every single time.

    Just look at that face.

  8. "Finland!" - Patrick, Frankendoodle

    Laugh out loud! This made me laugh so hard.

    Where does Patrick even get Finland from? THEY'RE UNDERWATER!

  9. "Once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy." - SpongeBob, The Camping Episode

    Who knew this guy's cousin.

    Who was the guy?

    This is the best on your list, but I think you missed all the best quotes, like "That's not a circle, it's an oval," "I'm so cold, I'm shivering," and "I want the warm NOW!"

  10. "East? I thought you said 'weast'." - Patrick, Arrgh!

    Kanye Weast. It sounds better, actually.

    Gamers say this.

    11. The Newcomers
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    "I can't hang out here all night! I've got a life!" - Squidward, Graveyard Shift

    I added this to the list. Thanks.

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    "That was an oval! It has to be a circle!" - SpongeBob, The Camping Episode

    13. The Contenders

  13. "I'm sorry, sir, but my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie." - Weenie Robot, No Weenies Allowed

  14. "I am 100% ma-male." - SpongeBob, Prehibernation Week

  15. "You should switch it to Wumbo." - Patrick, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV

    Brilliant! Take it to the bank, Patrick!

    I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me WUMBO! The study of WUMBO! Wumboing! It's first grade, SpongeBob!

  16. "No, this is Patrick!" - Patrick, Big Pink Loser

    Is this the Krusty Krab?

    Phone guy: Is this the Krusty Krab?

    Patrick: No, this is Patrick!

    Mr: HEEHEHEHEHEAHAHAHA

  17. "Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on." - Patrick, Band Geeks

  18. "You don't need a license to drive a sandwich." - SpongeBob, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    I laughed so hard at that one!

    The movie was amazing.

  19. "Does this look unsure to you?" - Squidward, Just One Bite

  20. "Nobody calls me tubby!" - Patrick, No Weenies Allowed

  21. "F is for friends who do stuff together." - SpongeBob, F.U.N.

  22. "He's Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward? I'm Squidward! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?" - Patrick, Opposite Day

  23. "With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese." - Mr. Krabs, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

    A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

  24. "Heart on stick must die!" - Patrick, Valentine's Day

  25. "If I hear the Bikini Bottom Municipal Anthem, I can't help but take off all my clothes and dance around in my underwear." - Squidward, Little Yellow Book

  26. "Well, Mr. Krabs, do you want to know what I think? Arrgh! Regga flebba breeka brecka smullen-ellen Mr. Krabs! Yegga hegga mergin wallet! Dimmy middy spend! Rivy flivy diva shiva Mr. Krabs wallet!" - SpongeBob, Krusty Love

    Don't know what this means. Don't think I WANT to know what this means. But whatever this means, it can't be good. Which is why I laughed so hard at this.

    Great swear words!

    It doesn't mean anything, lol. Just your classic cartoony gibberish. But it is funny. He was bad-mouthing Mr. Krabs. - SpongeBill

  27. "I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes." - SpongeBob, No Weenies Allowed

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