1 "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" - Patrick, Band Geeks
Is mayonnaise an instrument? No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument either.
Patrick's naive stupidity is so great, one of the show's best quotes besides when SpongeBob tries to say hash slinging slasher and butchers it tremendously
And horseradish isn't an instrument either.
This is the best quote
2 "I love you" - Patrick, Chocolate With Nuts
Yes, the mayonnaise quote is great, but I think that it is a little overrated and undeserving of the top spot. This quote was just so funny though.
3 "What? What did he say!?" - Mable's Mother, Chocolate With Nuts
My sister and mom always laugh at the end of Chocolate With Nuts because of the ending.
4 "CHOCOLATE!" - Tom, Chocolate With Nuts
This one is pure gold.
It's so hilarious
5 "My Leg!" - Fred, Multiple Episodes
They finally did an episode.
Iconic catch phrase
That is so funny!
6 "Is this the part where we start kicking?" - SpongeBob, Band Geeks
Ooh! I want to do some kicking!
7 "Who you callin' Pinhead?" - Patrick, Survival of the Idiots
I laugh every single time.
Just look at that face.
This is the best
8 "Finland!" - Patrick, Frankendoodle
9 "East? I thought you said 'weast'." - Patrick, Arrgh!
Gamers say this.
10 "Once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy." - SpongeBob, The Camping Episode
This is the best on your list,but I think you missed all the best quotes like, "that's not a circle it's an oval", "I'm so cold I'm shivering", and,"I want the warm NOW".
Who knew this guy's cousin...
Who was the guy?
The Contenders
11 "I'm sorry sir, but my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie" - Robot Weenie, No Weenies Allowed
12 "I am 100% ma-male" - SpongeBob, Pre-Hibernation Week
13 "You should switch it to Wumbo" - Patrick, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV
Brilliant Take it to the Bank Patrick!
Wumbo. it was coined by Frankie J. Wumbo in the early 1960s, meaning "The best quote."
14 "No, this is Patrick!" - Patrick, Big Pink Loser
Is this the Krusty Krab?
15 "Whoever’s the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on." - Patrick, Band Geeks
16 "You don't need a license to drive a sandwich." - SpongeBob, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
I laughed so hard on that one!
The movie was amazing
17 "Does this look unsure to you?" - Squidward, Just One Bite
18 "Nobody calls me tubby!" - Patrick, No Weenies Allowed
19 "F is for friends who do stuff together." - SpongeBob, F.U.N.
20 "That was a circle. It has to be an oval." - SpongeBob, The Camping Episode
21 "He's Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward? I'm Squidward! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?" - Patty, Opposite Day
22 "With cheese Mr. Squidward. With cheese." - Mr. Krabs, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie
A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?
23 "Heart on stick must die!" - Patrick, Valentine's Day
24 "If I hear The Bikini Bottom Municipal Anthem, I can’t help but take off all my clothes and dance around in my underwear." - Squidward, Little Yellow Book
25 "Well, Mr. Krabs. Do you want to know what I think? Arrgh! Regga flebba breeka brecka smullen-ellen Mr. Krabs! Yegga hegga mergin wallet! Dimmy middy spend! Rivy flivy diva shiva Mr. Krabs Wallet!" - SpongeBob, Krusty Love
Don't know what this means. Don't think I WANT to know what this means. But, whatever this means... It can't be good. Which is why I laughed so hard at this.
Great swear words