Top 10 Things About Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob

1. He's greedy

   And that's why he deserves death. His greed is so bad that he makes King Midas, Ebenezer Scrooge from A Christmas Carol, the Grinch from How the Grinch Stole Christmas, and Scrooge McDuck from the Walt Disney Company look like really nice guys.

   Oh, what am I typing? They are nice guys now that they have changed from being villains, whereas Mr. Krabs is no longer a good guy.

   He will sacrifice everything, even his own life, to save his money. He treats it like his son and will go into a coma if he loses it. Life is more important than money.

2. He's cruel

   Guys, you're missing it!

   One Coarse Meal was a stupid, unoriginal episode! If you watch the old seasons, you will see that Mr. Krabs, although he loves money, deeply cares about his family, SpongeBob, and even Squidward sometimes.

   Please bring the old Krabs back, I beg you, Nickelodeon!

   Mr. Krabs grinds my gears with his obsession with money and his fans. Therefore, I wish that he and all of them get roasted in a fire.

   True. But there was somebody who said he is worse than Hitler. I'll have to disagree.

3. He's cheap

   You bet he is. He even admitted it himself but isn't ashamed of it, which he should be.

   He gave Pearl dead batteries for Christmas.

4. He sacrificed his life for money

   In "Clams," he let a giant clam eat half of his body, only for a dollar.

5. He doesn't care about his employees even though they're the ones who made him rich

   The only reason he's so forgiving is that he knows he can't do anything without his employees. Yet he doesn't give them credit.

   I'd have to say that my favorite part of SpongeBob was when he shook up Mr. Krabs and called him a "crustaceous cheapskate." Damn, that felt good.

   I couldn't agree more. In fact, he uses them like tools. If they die, who will make him money then?

   Then again, no one deserves to work for him at all. The Krusty Krab should be shut down for good.

   His employees are the ones who made him rich. If he continues treating them badly, they might turn against him, steal his money, and he will not be rich anymore.

6. He hates Plankton and almost killed him

   I'm glad that I'm not the only one who sides with Plankton against Mr. Krabs. Since I root for Sheldon, I also want him to beat Eugene H. Krabs to death and steal all his money.

   He's like the dog from Duck Hunt. If Plankton fails and can't take much more, he'd go to him and gloat. If Plankton dies, he'd dance on his grave and laugh.

   I felt sorry for Plankton. I want to beat Mr. Krabs up and rob his money.

7. He gains more money by taking things out of his employees' paychecks for no reason

   Remember when Squidward got billed for existing?

8. He would kill you for 62 cents

   That action makes him deserve to be arrested and executed.

9. He's dumb

10. He doesn't know math

    If he doesn't, then how's he able to run his restaurant?

The Newcomers
11. ?

    He pays SpongeBob with Wacky Bucks

    It was once revealed that Mr. Krabs pays his employees (including SpongeBob) in Wacky Bucks, which aren't even legal tender.

12. ?

    He sold SpongeBob's soul for 62 cents

    This one doesn't need much of an explanation. Even Squidward was angry at Mr. Krabs for what he did.

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13. He's a horrible crab

    This suggestion probably should be Number One on this list because of how much he devolved. Boy, do I want him dead.

14. He's unintentionally hilarious

15. He's evil

    The biggest example is that his obsession with money is so high that he's more than willing to kill lots of people just to obtain it. No wonder he's worse than Plankton.

16. He's willing to harm and kill his daughter and mom for money

    How low can he get? Oh wait. I know. REALLY LOW!

    If I were any relative of Mr. Krabs, I'd disown him in the blink of an eye. One example is that I'd never bail him out of jail if he ends up there until he starves to death.

17. He freaks out when Plankton gets even one customer

18. He fired SpongeBob over a nickel

    I hated that episode even when it premiered in 2013.

19. He's afraid of mimes

20. He forced his employees to work 24/7 without breaks

    It would've been less cruel if he stayed with SpongeBob and Squidward. But instead, he says this: "I can't stay here all night, I got a life."

21. He has big hands

22. He's really stupid and has no common sense

    How right you are, my fellow hater of Mr. Krabs.

23. He's stingy

24. He's the best SpongeBob character

25. He's too fat

26. He doesn't want to give up his secret ingredient

27. He doesn't wear clothes