Top Ten Strange Yet Amusing Things to Do In an Elevator
The Top Ten
1 Casually open your purse/briefcase, then glance around. Loudly whisper, "You guys got enough air in there?"
2 Pull out a Twister board and a boom box and ask if anyone wants to play a game. Begin to do the most awkward moves you can think of.
3 Take out a Mah Jonng Board, don a turban, and say you can predict the future. Predict nonsense things, then when people declare they are false, say "they are disrupting the natural order of things."
4 Touch the buttons, pretending that they give you a shock, then laugh and touch it again
5 Greet each passenger with a firm handshake, asking them to call you Admiral.
6 Whisper to a nearby passenger "The grape arbor is down. 10-4 out."
7 Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a small world" incessantly
8 Moan when eight or more passengers have got on, "Oh no, not motion sickness, not now."
9 Draw a line on the floor, insisting that it is your personal space
"this is my personal space, don't cross it." (Everyone goes to the far side of the elevator weirded out )
We all have this idea in mind. But what about around the floor buttons?
10 Smack the side of your head, saying "Shut up! All of you, just shut up!"
Oh, if I had the nerve, I would definitely do this. Such wicked fun! ;).
Great list CG!
The Contenders
11 Turn to the fattest passenger and say "you know there's a weight limit, right?"
12 Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope then after a while scream "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING"
13 Explain your ideas for taking over the world to the elevator wall.
14 Push every floor button
See what is on every floor!
Psy "Gentleman"
15 Say "I bet you're all wondering why I've gathered you here today."
16 When it's nice and quiet with other people, stand by the door, fart as loud and as hard as you can, then leave when the elevator opens and run
17 Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off
18 Loudly congratulate everyone for being in the same lift as you, then smile creepily
19 Give name tags to everybody saying it's because you want to remember who everyone is.
20 Fake an orgasm when the lift starts to move. Announce that it was your best ever.
21 Teach people Japanese. Don't let them off until they get it right
22 Pretend to be a flight attendant and instruct the passengers on what to do in an emergency.
23 Remove your shoes before entering the lift and then act shocked and disgusted when other people don't.
24 Perform a strip tease.
25 Randomly point at someone and sing Mariah Carey - 'I can't live (If living is without you).
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