Top 10 Worst Mario Kart Items

The Top Ten
1 Thunder Cloud

Easily the worst Mario Kart item ever. Sure, the Coin is useless, but do you know what's worse than an item that's useless? An item that hurts you. The Thunder Cloud is the only Mario Kart item that actively harms you more than it helps. You gain a speed boost, but after ten seconds, it will shrink you to a tiny size. To rub salt in the wound, you can get this item in 3rd to 7th place.

The thundercloud should be #1. Do you want to know why? The coin sucks, but it's better than getting no item at all, it gives you 2 coins and a tiny speed boost. In my opinion, the coin should be #3. The blooper...well it pretty much does nothing. It gives you worse handling, but the stat decrease is so small that you can't even notice it, so the blooper should be #2. However, the thundercloud is the only item that is WORSE than nothing. After a certain amount of time, it zaps you like a lightning bolt. Sure, it can be passed on to other players, but more often than not, the other racers aren't close to you. Furthermore, at the positions you get the thundercloud in, you could've gotten actual good items to help you catch up. You may say that the thundercloud gives you a tiny speed boost, but it does not nearly make up for the zap at the end.

The worst item without a doubt. All it does is shrink you down, making you slower and more vulnerable than the other racers, and don't even get me started on online lag. While it may give you full acceleration on all terrain, that is not enough to make up for it's negative effects. It's so hated that everyone who gets it will immediately try to pass it to someone else.

Why does the Spiny Shell get more hate than this junk?! That item keeps the game balanced, while this thing is just a troll. Oh look I get a speed boost for like five seconds and then it shrinks me! what?!

2 Coin

Coins are useless. They do nothing. Get hit by a red shell. Lose 3. Hit by a blue shell. Same as last time. They don't defend you,they don't even do anything and at least 20 times during the race track YOU ALWAYS LOSE THEM. I would rather get a green shell because that thing is actually useful to block other stuff. Doesn't even make you go that faster. Doesn't make the game fun or entertaining. Vehicle customizations? I collected more than ten coins in two races and guess what. NOTHING HAPPENS. No one cares how much you got. They vehicle customizations you earn are some weird motorcycle, wheels the size of pennies, and flying thing you don't even need.USELESS

This item does nothing at all. I they remove the item. This is only good in coin runners. The God of mario Kart 8 deluxe did not think about the coin item and what it would do. This item is also only good in when it comes to buy new karts. When a red shell comes boop a coin and get hit by a red shell. This item is garbage.

Imagine driving along in Mario Kart 8, as first place, on the last lap, you have ten coins, with all the other racers 30 seconds behind you, but then you see the dreaded red shell icon and the warning siren is getting faster by the second, then you get an item box, hoping you'll get a banana peel (or three of them), a shell of any kind (or three of them) a Bob-omb, or a horn, but you get a coin. You watch in horror as the red shell hits you, you drop three of your coins, and slow to a halt. But nobody passes you! You're thinking: yes! Maybe I can still win! But then the blue shell icon shows up! You get another box hoping it's a horn... and you get another coin. Again, the blue shell hits you, everyone passes you, and you come in twelfth place. Two seconds later, your controller is through your television screen.

You can get this item in LAST PLACE, you are doomed getting such a terrible item with everyone else getting stuff like stars, triple mushrooms, golden mushrooms, etc.
Mario Kart DS uses coins CORRECTLY, write down notes Mario Kart 8, you don't make them just items, getting coins just makes you more vulnerable.

3 Blooper Bloopers (Often Referred To Bloobers Until Paper Mario, Though Blooper was in use beforehand) are Squid-Like creatures that are found in the ocean. They made their first appearance in Super Mario Bros., and various kinds of them have appeared in the Mario games since, normally as enemies. Mario Party more.

This should be first honestly, the coin gives you a tiny speed boost and the thunder cloud, while a troll item, you can get to first palce easier and you can just pass it to another player, this thing dose nothing except inking your screen! The worst honestly

Can't the blooper be a single-player exclusive? In multiplayer it does nothing to the racers affected except not being able to see the gorgeous graphics in front of them. I want this thing removed from Mario Kart, it's useless!

These items are useless! They do nothing to the players in front of you! Why was this confirmed for Mario Kart 8?!

Literally no effect on the standings. Never met anyone affected by it.

4 Fake Item Box

Mario Kart Double Dash basically ruined the box and made it far different from the others.

In the original appearance. It is useful to mix them with the Item Boxes, but always gets nerfed...

These are like Bananas, but you can't block anything with them!

I have no idea who falls for these...

5 Super Leaf

I think this should be #2, this item serves not a SINGLE use in races, battle-mode exclusive would've been better. You have this leaf stuck to your tail, only being able to take down the karts that are basically about to bump into yours. You can't grab another item with this thing on, You could've got a RED SHELL. Thank my eggs that it's been in only 1 game.

When I first got this in Mario Kart 7, I was so infuriated that I literally face palmed for an entire race. It's stupid on the kart and pretty useless.

It's great in battle mode, however in regular races it's just pointless!

This item saved me once but killed me every other time.

6 Banana

It's not bad! Sure it's not effective but it's great for defending yourself!

Only good for protection really

Already on the list!

Decent protection but it’s way too common

7 Green Shell

See my comment for banana, same here except even better since it's so satysfying hitting people with these shells!

This should be number 3 it is an inconvenient version of the red shell.

This is at the bottom of my top 10 because it can be ok but it’s very hard to aim with

This can't get anything. It's THE WORST

8 Super Horn

The fact that it can block the blue shell is why it is on the list. Before this crappy item existed, mushrooms could actually help with dodging the blue shell. Only for skilled players.

This gets away blue shells, obviously it rules! Also, this can knock out others.

This item only makes 8 easier for jobs. Also super lame and uncreative.

Why on Earth is this on the list, it can block the flipping blue shell.

9 Spiny Shell The spiny shell, commonly referred to as the blue shell, is a well-known power-up item of the Mario Kart series of video games.

How is this 11? It should be 2 under the coin! For those people who are never first, it will be okay to you but when your skilled and your always first, you can see how aggravating and infuriating this item can get!

This should be number one! You will find yourself going for the finish line before the blue shell hits you at the last second and everyone just overtakes you. Luckily you can avoid it by simply dropping out of first place before the shell is launched but on games such as Mario Kart Wii, I couldn't predict when they are being launched. This item is complete garbage!

On multiplayer mode, its actually kinda hilarious how my friend(who is normally RIGHT behind me) & I get thrown up into the air. However, believe it or not, the person who launched that shell was none other than her sister

I can't tell you how many things I broke from the blue shell. Once if I won on Maple Treeway I would unlock everything. Almost there a few hundered feet from the finish. BLUE SHELL.

10 POW Block

This should be number 1. It comes up like four times per race, it barely affects the standings, it can't block incoming shells, it's practically useless!

I actually like the POW block, it requires some skill to avoid and it's great for you

This item is so annoying in mario kart wii, I hope it never returns in mario kart 9

Considering most of Mario Kart Wii is airborne, this item is kinda useless

The Contenders
11 Bob-Omb Bob-ombs are a species found throughout the Mario series. They are small bomb-shaped beings who can create explosions by detonating themselves or being detonated.

At first glance, seems useful. Throw it, it ricochets and blows you up. You can't even control wher it goes.

I hate the bob-omb item, I aim too badly and get myself affected

You can't even aim with this trash

Who needs Bob-Ombs when there's triple red shells?

12 Lightning

It feels like you get hit by this thing five times in a single race

Wow, I love when I have a lightning when everybody is flying lol

Whats the lighting doing here it should be the 6'th best item

I feel like this item spawns 5 times a race

13 Triple Bananas

I keep on getting these things over and over and it gets annoying

They're great!

14 Boo

The boo really isn't that bad of an item, even though the boo can leave you with nothing, you're invincible for 10 seconds as well. And it gets better if you get a GOOD ITEM.

The boo is 4th best mario kart item because this item turns you invisible for 10 seconds you can't get hit with spiny shells lighting bolts nothing it also steals the most powerful item and I am happy that it has returned in mario kart 8 deluxe and it will steal the most powerful item in the game and in the old games it would fail and get you no item but if there is nothing to steal in mario kart 8 deluxe you get a mushroom, triple mushroom and rarest bullet bill how do I know this well I test it so that's why I think you should the boo in the 4th best mario kart item

Why s the boo here he is a great item

Put the boo in 4yh best best mario kart item its useful

15 Yoshi Egg

This is easily the worst item ever invented in Mario Kart history. It can actually help your opponents, when it should be helping YOU.

It's the same as the red shell, no real need for this item

The red shell but enemies can get mushrooms from the egg so it’s kinda useless

Like homing red shells, but MUCH weaker

16 Red Shell

What red shells are good and fair

Red shells are like missiles.

Huh? They're among the best!

This is one of the best

17 Lucky Seven

More items that made Mariokart easier for noobs.

18 Heart

It is actually really good

19 Fireball
20 Poison Mushroom

This item was on the original Mario kart and only the original and what really bugs me is only CPU can use this item

21 Cape Feather

Only good in Battle Mode

22 Chain Chomp

this items is the best but it does have flaws
unlike the bullet bill the chain chomp is much more eh how should I say this more crazier when you throw this on your kart you go faster and you fly around it's a fun item to use but a little wonky the other thing is that if you hit an item or the time runs out the chain chomp will unhook it self and get free and theres a disadvantage with this when it unhooks itself it goes around a lot until it despawns this means that theres a chance your own chain chomp can come towards you and crash you and sometimes when it unhooks theres a chance where you will fly off a track while you swing around and it unhooks when that happens theres no way to stop it

It can pull you off the track and doesn't even make you go faster like a bullet bill.

It's a frustrating version of the Bullet Bill, it tracks like Rainbow Road when you get this you just sigh

23 Bubble

It’s pretty much the Bullet Bill but bad

24 Boomerang Flower
25 Golden Mushroom

What? It's excellent!

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