Top Ten Things People Say There's Nothing Worse Than

Apparently there is nothing, absolutely nothing worse than "Squashed bread" (according to a nice lady at the checkout with me today) inside, I was laughing. Obviously there are a gazillion things worse than squashed bread but I raised an eyebrow and polietly agreed with her instead. I didn't want her to walk away muttering: "There's nothing worse than people who disagree with you."...

Is there anything on this list you agree / disagree with? Add your own if you like. Anything from sensible to completely inane. Maybe you think there's nothing worse than this list! Add it. Add anything you want to :)
The Top Ten
1 Squashed bread

Now, squashed bread is a vexation. But what about squash? I mean, squash is still good after it's cooked and, well, squashed. But why do we call unsquashed squash "squash? " Shouldn't we call it "firm" or "turgid? " These things bother anybody else?

2 Not being able to remember where you left your car

Not being able to remember where you left your car when you're still in it has to be the worst. Sitting in it for half an hour, banging your head on the steering wheel, trying to think if you've just mislaid it or it really is lost; OR maybe even stolen!

Do ya mean where I got out of it, or where it ended up? Not necessarily the same vicinity.

3 Kids

Aw, come on. Little baby goats are cute 'n' a hoot. Human spawn, on t'other hand, are best left as terrible retribution upon them that had'em.

4 Being corrected

That's not true;).

5 9/11
6 Doctors with bad breath

Now ol' Doc Bucksaw, he could drop flies at twenty paces, just by breathin'. But he had the charity to gargle with genuwine 198-proof Arkansas Lightnin' 'fore he got in yer face. After couple minutes, he coulda pulled all yer teeth, cut out yer tonsils and stole yer wallet, you'the never knowed the diff'fence.

7 Cabbage

If it tasted like it smelled while cooking, even hogs wouldn't eat it. But after couple hours in the boiler room, you be wishin' you was still just smellin' it simmerin' on the stove.

8 Short people

Cain't be that short, long as yer legs reach the ground;).

9 Being the bearer of bad news
10 Coughing fits in a quiet waiting room
The Contenders
11 Finding the perfect shoes and they don't have your size

Then when I finally find decent pairs in my size, they always turn out too wide!

12 Going to the toilet for what you thought was a poo but its actually just a big fart

"Here I sit, never got started. Came to s***, but only farted."- The Big Book of Outhouse Eloquence

Much better than the reverse, without the toilet.

13 Using public toilets

Because the last time I used one, the people in the toilet cubicles either side of me were farting profusely. Very loudly as well, it was like someone playing a trumpet in both my ears. Then when I left my cubicle, everyone in the queue looked at me as if to say 'Flippin heck was all that you' and to make it worse, the two people who were making the noise stopped instantly when I left my cubicle, making it look like me even more. Anyway bye (I'm the person who can't sleep at what is now 2am)

They're disgusting!

HOOLP *Barfs in a trash can*

14 When the person you love is in love with someone else
15 Bullies

Yes I really hate bullies, but I think racists are even worse.

16 Mondays

If you listen closely on a Sunday evening you can hear Monday taunting you with the jaws theme song.

Yes it's an hard day

17 When auto correct changes something you wrote correctly

I know! This is not what I intended to type at all! I typed something completely different to what you are reading now. The autocorrect changed my whole sentence...!

All I intended to say was: "I agree."

Autocorrect? More like autoincorrect...

18 Depression
19 Multiple Voting on
20 Lard
21 Being stuck in the outhouse with only a pine cone and a possum pelt

There were no thistles nearby?
Pinecones are great for piles. Just saying' ;).

Oh, but darlin', your joy don't blossom 'til you felt possum:).

Oh, honey, wrong! That's one pampered possum! :).

22 Realizing that dream about your girlfriend coming to bed in fleece pajamas wasn't a dream... and it wasn't your girlfriend
23 Overly endowed female dental hygienists

Many times, nearly suffocated with a clean and bright smile on my face.

24 Unrequited love
25 Letting people control your life
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