Top Ten Things that People Say There's Nothing Worse ThanBritgirl Apparently there is nothing, absolutely nothing worse than "Squashed bread" (according to a nice lady at the checkout with me today) inside, I was laughing. Obviously there are a gazillion things worse than squashed bread but I raised an eyebrow and polietly agreed with her instead. I didn't want her to walk away muttering: "There's nothing worse than people who disagree with you."...
Is there anything on this list you agree / disagree with? Add your own if you like. Anything from sensible to completely inane. Maybe you think there's nothing worse than this list! Add it. Add anything you want to :)
The Top Ten
Now, squashed bread is a vexation. But what about squash? I mean, squash is still good after it's cooked and, well, squashed. But why do we call unsquashed squash "squash? " Shouldn't we call it "firm" or "turgid? " These things bother anybody else?
Not being able to remember where you left your car when you're still in it has to be the worst. Sitting in it for half an hour, banging your head on the steering wheel, trying to think if you've just mislaid it or it really is lost; OR maybe even stolen! - Britgirl
Do ya mean where I got out of it, or where it ended up? Not necessarily the same vicinity.
Aw, come on. Little baby goats are cute 'n' a hoot. Human spawn, on t'other hand, are best left as terrible retribution upon them that had'em.
That's not true;).
Now ol' Doc Bucksaw, he could drop flies at twenty paces, just by breathin'. But he had the charity to gargle with genuwine 198-proof Arkansas Lightnin' 'fore he got in yer face. After couple minutes, he coulda pulled all yer teeth, cut out yer tonsils and stole yer wallet, you'the never knowed the diff'fence.
If it tasted like it smelled while cooking, even hogs wouldn't eat it. But after couple hours in the boiler room, you be wishin' you was still just smellin' it simmerin' on the stove.
Cain't be that short, long as yer legs reach the ground;).
Then when I finally find decent pairs in my size, they always turn out too wide! - Entranced98
"Here I sit, never got started. Came to s***, but only farted."- The Big Book of Outhouse Eloquence
Much better than the reverse, without the toilet.
Because the last time I used one, the people in the toilet cubicles either side of me were farting profusely. Very loudly as well, it was like someone playing a trumpet in both my ears. Then when I left my cubicle, everyone in the queue looked at me as if to say 'Flippin heck was all that you' and to make it worse, the two people who were making the noise stopped instantly when I left my cubicle, making it look like me even more. Anyway bye (I'm the person who can't sleep at what is now 2am)
They're disgusting! - DaisyandRosalina
HOOLP *Barfs in a trash can* - DCfnaf
Yes I really hate bullies, but I think racists are even worse. - DaisyandRosalina
If you listen closely on a Sunday evening you can hear Monday taunting you with the jaws theme song.
Yes it's an hard day - DaisyandRosalina
I know! This is not what I intended to type at all! I typed something completely different to what you are reading now. The autocorrect changed my whole sentence...!
All I intended to say was: "I agree." - Britgirl
Autocorrect? More like autoincorrect... - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX
Oh, but darlin', your joy don't blossom 'til you felt possum:).
Oh, honey, wrong! That's one pampered possum! :). - Britgirl
There were no thistles nearby?
Pinecones are great for piles. Just saying' ;). - Britgirl
Many times, nearly suffocated with a clean and bright smile on my face.
...Which is why I smile a lot to compensate for my shyness. I must look a complete idiot. - Britgirl
It's twenty to two in the morning and I still can't sleep :-(
Where there is a willingness to, there will always be a way. It just depends on how much you want it. - Britgirl
I added this item but I wasn't going to comment. But I've been thinking... I'll never understand some people who take genuine warmth, kindness and affection offered to them with complete indifference. Maybe it's wrong to give your heart so freely (I really don't know. Is it? ) It's the way I've always been - I can't help it. What's the solution here: do I carry on getting hurt by people who couldn't care less, or do I go against who I am and become like these cold individuals? I should have learned by now. Guess it's one dilemma I'll go through the rest of my life trying to figure out. - Britgirl
A very tough nut, indeed. There may be some differences between the male and female perspective on this, but still...
I'm going through this right now :-(
@visitor - as on my profile page: Fate decides who enters your life but your heart decides who stays...
Wouldn't you rather be wanting someone you love but can't have than having someone you don't love and whom is constantly in your life...? It hurts but the wanting is a much more beautiful pain. - Britgirl
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2. Not being able to remember where you left your car