Top Ten Things that People Say There's Nothing Worse Than

Britgirl
Apparently there is nothing, absolutely nothing worse than "Squashed bread" (according to a nice lady at the checkout with me today) inside, I was laughing. Obviously there are a gazillion things worse than squashed bread but I raised an eyebrow and polietly agreed with her instead. I didn't want her to walk away muttering: "There's nothing worse than people who disagree with you."...

Is there anything on this list you agree / disagree with? Add your own if you like. Anything from sensible to completely inane. Maybe you think there's nothing worse than this list! Add it. Add anything you want to :)

The Top Ten

1 Squashed bread

Now, squashed bread is a vexation. But what about squash? I mean, squash is still good after it's cooked and, well, squashed. But why do we call unsquashed squash "squash? " Shouldn't we call it "firm" or "turgid? " These things bother anybody else?

2 Not being able to remember where you left your car

Not being able to remember where you left your car when you're still in it has to be the worst. Sitting in it for half an hour, banging your head on the steering wheel, trying to think if you've just mislaid it or it really is lost; OR maybe even stolen! - Britgirl

Do ya mean where I got out of it, or where it ended up? Not necessarily the same vicinity.

3 Kids

Aw, come on. Little baby goats are cute 'n' a hoot. Human spawn, on t'other hand, are best left as terrible retribution upon them that had'em.

4 Being corrected

That's not true;).

5 Doctors with bad breath

Now ol' Doc Bucksaw, he could drop flies at twenty paces, just by breathin'. But he had the charity to gargle with genuwine 198-proof Arkansas Lightnin' 'fore he got in yer face. After couple minutes, he coulda pulled all yer teeth, cut out yer tonsils and stole yer wallet, you'the never knowed the diff'fence.

6 Cabbage

If it tasted like it smelled while cooking, even hogs wouldn't eat it. But after couple hours in the boiler room, you be wishin' you was still just smellin' it simmerin' on the stove.

7 Short people

Cain't be that short, long as yer legs reach the ground;).

8 Being the bearer of bad news
9 Coughing fits in a quiet waiting room
10 9/11

The Contenders

11 Lard
12 Finding the perfect shoes and they don't have your size

Then when I finally find decent pairs in my size, they always turn out too wide! - Entranced98

13 Going to the toilet for what you thought was a poo but its actually just a big fart

"Here I sit, never got started. Came to s***, but only farted."- The Big Book of Outhouse Eloquence

Much better than the reverse, without the toilet.

14 Using public toilets

Because the last time I used one, the people in the toilet cubicles either side of me were farting profusely. Very loudly as well, it was like someone playing a trumpet in both my ears. Then when I left my cubicle, everyone in the queue looked at me as if to say 'Flippin heck was all that you' and to make it worse, the two people who were making the noise stopped instantly when I left my cubicle, making it look like me even more. Anyway bye (I'm the person who can't sleep at what is now 2am)

They're disgusting! - DaisyandRosalina

HOOLP *Barfs in a trash can* - DCfnaf

15 Bullies

Yes I really hate bullies, but I think racists are even worse. - DaisyandRosalina

16 Mondays

If you listen closely on a Sunday evening you can hear Monday taunting you with the jaws theme song.

Yes it's an hard day - DaisyandRosalina

17 When auto correct changes something you wrote correctly

I know! This is not what I intended to type at all! I typed something completely different to what you are reading now. The autocorrect changed my whole sentence...!

All I intended to say was: "I agree." - Britgirl

Autocorrect? More like autoincorrect... - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

18 Depression
19 Multiple Voting on TheTopTens.com
20 Being stuck in the outhouse with only a pine cone and a possum pelt

Oh, but darlin', your joy don't blossom 'til you felt possum:).

Oh, honey, wrong! That's one pampered possum! :). - Britgirl

There were no thistles nearby?
Pinecones are great for piles. Just saying' ;). - Britgirl

21 Realizing that dream about your girlfriend coming to bed in fleece pajamas wasn't a dream... and it wasn't your girlfriend
22 Overly endowed female dental hygienists

Many times, nearly suffocated with a clean and bright smile on my face.

23 Unrequited love
24 Letting people control your life
25 A liar that's also a hypocrite
26 Someone who can't accept that you hate a movie they love
27 Someone who thinks they are funny when they are not
28 People who won't shut up about Frozen
29 Your social anxiety getting mistaken for rudeness

...Which is why I smile a lot to compensate for my shyness. I must look a complete idiot. - Britgirl

30 A doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients
31 Getting told you're bad at the only thing you're good at
32 Feeling alone when you're around a ton of people
33 When the person you love is in love with someone else
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35 Not being able to fall asleep

It's twenty to two in the morning and I still can't sleep :-(

36 Being unable to readily communicate with a distant friend

Where there is a willingness to, there will always be a way. It just depends on how much you want it. - Britgirl

37 When the giving of genuine warmth and kindness is not reciprocated

I added this item but I wasn't going to comment. But I've been thinking... I'll never understand some people who take genuine warmth, kindness and affection offered to them with complete indifference. Maybe it's wrong to give your heart so freely (I really don't know. Is it? ) It's the way I've always been - I can't help it. What's the solution here: do I carry on getting hurt by people who couldn't care less, or do I go against who I am and become like these cold individuals? I should have learned by now. Guess it's one dilemma I'll go through the rest of my life trying to figure out. - Britgirl

38 Waiting for something
39 Falling for someone you'll never be able to have

A very tough nut, indeed. There may be some differences between the male and female perspective on this, but still...

I'm going through this right now :-(

@visitor - as on my profile page: Fate decides who enters your life but your heart decides who stays...
Wouldn't you rather be wanting someone you love but can't have than having someone you don't love and whom is constantly in your life...? It hurts but the wanting is a much more beautiful pain. - Britgirl

40 Wondering if a continued presence is making someone unhappy; not knowing "should I stay or should I go?"
41 Someone thinking they are to blame for someone else's temporary unhappiness, when it's not the case at all.
42 Missing someone
43 Commercials that say stuff like, "But hurry. Supplies are limited."
44 Not knowing what people really think about you
45 Sore losers
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