Top Ten South Park Episodes

The Top Ten

1 Scott Tenorman Must Die

This was a pretty funny episode. It was just so unexpected it’s worth a chuckle - Limeyy

When I first saw this, I was on XBOX live laughing so hard people were tellin' me to shut up, I have this episode on my IPOD, Netflix, etc. Every single time I watch this episode It was just as funny as the first time

This is hands down my favorite episode. In the beginning of the episode, I actually felt bad for Cartman being made fun of, but when he made Scott Tenorman eat his own parents and reveals it to him by licking his tears, I could have died laughing. It shows what evil and twisted things Cartman is capable of.

no contest here, it was actually agonizing to see cartman being made fun of and eating the chili... and the end was explosive!

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2 Make Love, Not Warcraft

Basically the Band Geeks of South Park

"How do you kill, that which has no life. "
Most epic thing ever said on television.
Makes you think

Animal Crossing: New Leafs addicts in a nutshell!

The fact that Kyle had a female avatar still kills me. And isn't it just hilarious to think that the South Park kids and the WoW corporation were on this huge intense quest to defeat some player who couldn't care and had no idea this was happening?

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3 The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

Oh my god this episode, it was good but I felt disturbed. Damn. I don’t think I can look at Butters the same way after this episode. Oh, and poor Token. - Limeyy

It's funny because the boys are completely unaware that's they are delivering a dirty movie and the parents think they saw it. The ending made me laugh.

The plot was good but the episode felt rushed.

Funny as heck

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4 Imaginationland

it has eddie the head (mascot of iron maiden)in it so how can you not like it - wolphert

Why is it so easy for kids to break into the Pentagon?

It was sad how Kyle died. But I love this episode. If you want your childhood ruined, watch this episode. - LpsDisneyTmntFreak

A personal favorite of mine. I was intrigued the whole time whilst laughing. Great episode. - wubbalubbadubdub

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5 Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

What? This is the worst South Park episode I've ever seen. Their pilot tried way too hard and was too fast and confusing (well not confusing but they didn't take a moment to expand on a good joke) and really, it isn't the South Park we know and love today. I'm glad they progressed from this episode. - Songsta41

Kyle-cute but badass and cussing machine! - meows

You may have liked this episode, but you're not going to believe this: the critical response was negative.

That was like the first episode it never gets old

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6 You're Getting Old

Damn. This episode hit me hard. - Limeyy

This is an emotional episode, in my opinion.

Matt and trey looked at what the had done and decided to make an episode that instead of being bluntly crude and funny, opted for sincerity. The lament toning and sly humour, that did not deviate from their usual jokes gave us an episode of earnest beauty. Definitely a top 5 episode and definitely the best Stan episode.

One of the first episodes I saw. The FIRST one I saw that was actually serious. It completely changed the course of the season

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7 Breast Cancer Show Ever

This should be higher - ElSherlock

This is among the best episodes of anything that tackles the issue of bullying. Rather than try to make the bully sympathetic, like many other shows have done, this episode makes Eric Cartman as unsympathetic as possible, and I greatly enjoyed seeing him get pummeled into a bloody pulp. The principle's talk with Wendy was an even better moment, possibly my favorite South Park moment of all time.

Cartman: *makes fun of breast cancer*

Wendy: I’m about to end this man’s whole career. - Limeyy

This should be WAY higher, like the comment bellow says, because, it's hilarious, it's great and I enjoy the ending because I love seeing Cartman get the crap beat out of him, he deserves it.

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8 Raisins

This episode was amazing. You could feel Stan's heart break when he saw Token in Wendy's room and Butters speech at the end really stuck with me. A great episode. Humorous, yet touching.

This episode was absolutely amazing. I love it a lot and I think it deserves to be in the top 10's. It tells a good message on heartbreak.

This episode sucks. I hate the breakup between Stan and Wendy. TAKE IT OFF RIGHT NOW! - asantalo

Really? It's portraying how a lot of real breakups go, which isn't very pleasant. Plus the breakup is only at the beginning, most of the episode is how Stan deals with it. - mtndewlord

Love how they reference Skinny Puppy in this episode. I love Skinny Puppy.

9 Medicinal Fried Chicken

This was just one of the funniest South Park episodes of all time. Also, the music that plays when Randy and the gang are all bouncing on their balls, is just SOOO fitting

Now KFC is illegal and Cartman works with some kids as cartels to do some chicken dealing? Also, how would you like to wear a testicale coat out in public? It's no wonder how weird South Park has gotten, but this is hilarious!

Its MEDICAL fried chicken, my dude. - SpaceCakes

Reference to the cultfilm Scarface. Awesome episode!

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10 The Passion of the Jew

Extremely offensive, hilariously mocks a celebrity, and has a social commentary aspect. Everything that makes South Park South Park is embodied in this episode. - SquirrelMonkey

HOW IS THIS NOT IN THE TOP10!?

Seriously? Almost nobody voted for this? This is the ultimate combination of satire, celebrity-mockery, randomness and witty offense! This is South Park!

I was dying laughing when Cartman impersonated Hitler and got a rally to chant with him to destroy the Jews. Just goes to show what Cartman's capable of. - Turkeyasylum

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The Contenders

11 AWESOM-O

I thought it was very satisfying to see butters accidentally get revenge on cartman throughout the whole episode. Matt Stone and Trey Parker said that it was one of their favorites, and I 100% agree. - SafetyPickle

I love how everyone was so stupid in this episode... HILARIOUS! Also, Cartman finally has something bad happen to him (having to be a robot for Butters). - Turkeyasylum

I liked it everybody in South Park is retarded and the government so stupid

Good but doesn't deserve to be in the top 20.

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12 Casa Bonita

If you're not from Colorado, you'll never truly enjoy this episode. Casa Bonita is the Disneyland of Mexican restaurants. How bad the food is. What an amazing episode! - MEparandriod

Hilarious, this brings out Cartman more than any other episode - CrowdedChisel

HAHA.butters think hes the only survivor on earth - wolphert

The best ending ever when Cartman is captured

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13 Black Friday

Definitely the best South Park trilogy yet. As a Game of Thrones fan, I loved the entire plot of the three episodes, but this one had the best jokes of them all - invinciblemario99

This shows why employees working on Black Friday should be giving pepper spray to defend themselves

Epic

This Trilogy, I have to say without a doubt. Epic. The Cloudy Snowy feel of it makes it even more appealing. Nice little parody to Game of Thrones even if I don't watch it. Also I hate Black Friday (The Sales event itself) so bonus points for that.

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14 Trapped in the Closet

Best episode of all time

Well I was sitting here I thought this should be number 1...THEN I PULLED OUT MY GUN.

Well, I was just sitting here, looking at the top ten South Park episodes...THEN I PULLED OUT MY GUN!

Well I was just standing here, when tom cruise locked himself in the closet.

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15 Insheeption

I like how Freddy saved everyone

Its like a taco, inside a taco, inside a taco bell, inside a kfc, in a mall, that's inside your dream!

Seriously Even people that loved or hated that movie loved the concept and its one of the few that stand out as always being awesome.

Young Mr Mackey is the best character ever mkay

16 Good Times With Weapons

LETS FIGHTING LOVE

Come on to 5 right for sure.

Really? I thought this would be in the top ten for sure. This episode has a brilliant plot which is just complete awesome satire on all animes and its fantastic satire to, not to mention "Lets Fighting Love" you will not get that song out of your head, especially after seeing the English translation involving a penis, and hairy balls, I will say no more

TOP TEN! If you haven't seen it please do, the plot is awesome and all of the anime scenes are funny as well, this should definitely be in the top 10 and probably top 5! You will laugh so much!

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17 Fishsticks

I recently started watching this show and this is one of the first ones I saw

How on EARTH is this at only number 33? this is the best episode ever!

very funny got me into south park - mcarzwashere

In school when we were talking about Kanye West presidency in 2020 (by the time it wasn't confirmed as a joke) a boy said "Kanye West is a gay fish get it gay fish'' I laughed my ass off at that joke - Ihateschool

18 Super Best Friends
19 Woodland Critter Christmas

This has to be the most nightmarish, disturbing, horrifying and downright eerie episode of South Park. - MorganDunn

Let me tell you why this is a good episode, you see, Cartman tells this story to torture Stan and Kyle and I think that is both clever and charming. The story gets a little bit gross and satanic, however, in the end it's all resolved and that leaves for the Christmas spirit you feel when you hear the song, "Christmas Time is Once a Year" which is a parody of every Christmas song out there... Then the ending speaks about how charming Christmas can be, wherever you are spending Christmas, it sure as hell is better than spending it in South Park.

I love the mountain lion cubs! They are so cute! Kyle, Butters, Ike and Kenny are the cutest characters in the series. Kyle is so cute! - meows

Exactly how is this a good episode?! First of all, Stan kills the mountain lion and all the baby mountin Cubs were crying. The woodland critters worship the devil, the have a blood orgy, THEY HUMPED EACH OTHER, the squirrel basically suicided, and kyle is the BAD GUY AT SOME POINT? Think about that.

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20 The Losing Edge

This was the first episode I almost died laughing at. All of Randy's brawls were priceless - 445956

It was really nice to be able to relate to South Park, and they were the first to realize that not everyone liked baseball. I was shocked to see how relatable this episode was. Oh, and Randy, being the idiot he is, paid a hysterical homage to rocky. Funny, relatable, and with good references. Plus, it was nice to have an episode where I don't want to strangle Cartman with his own spinal cord as much.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone can relate to kids. It satirizes how baseball is adored by adults but hated by children because of how prolonged it is.

Randy was hilarious in this episode!

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21 Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

Only SP could get away with a character as pointless as Mr Hankey. Plus, he gets Kyle into so much trouble! They took the world's most random idea and made it work. And why'd they censor the title?

Yay first appearance of Craig Tucker Craig fans and kyles mom is a bitch

22 The List

Bebe Stevens is evil in this episode. - Badabooo2

"plan cannot possibly fail- kenny you create a distraction while you butters kick her in the balls! " - doodie-dude25

I love that ending

Best episode Ever

23 The Jeffersons

I laughed way too hard at almost every scene - 445956

The plot was so funny and I laughed at all of the police men arrest rich black people for fun jokes.

This one cracks me up every Single time I watch it.

God damn this episode was funny!

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24 Pandemic 1 & 2

Craig is so funny!

I love Craig all Craig fans better watch this Poor Craig he's so underrated I feel bad for the kid that's why he's my favorite and I fell in love with his sarcastic comments

Why is this not in the top 10? Its hilarious!

Y’all are either high on bath salts or have the worst sense of humor ever, this was an extremely funny episode and you can’t deny it

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25 Pinkeye

This is the Halloween special! My personal favourite because of all the zombies and all the kids wearing chebacca outfits. My first episode

Cartman's "ghost" costume was the best part of this episode

Can I watch that again that was KEW

Aw awesome

26 With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

There's a part where Randy visits Jesse Jackson to apologize. Jackson bends over his desk and tells Randy to apologize by kissing his buttocks. Randy does so, and a picture is taken which is put into the news.
Busted...

Pat Sajack- "the hint is people who annoy you." Randy Marsh- "N******! " Best South Park moment in my opinion.

The episode is the best because both plots are hilarious. Rand is hilarious on the wheel of fortune, and cart man fights the midget

Lol randy is the funnier version of keemstar (jk I hate keemstar randy is funny)

27 Cancelled
28 It's a Jersey Thing

This episode came out at the perfect time. I remember it fondly, I was in 8th Grade and everyone was OBSESSED with Jersey Shore and I couldn't stand it! Every spoof was SPOT-ON! - theOpinionatedOne

It is a jersey thing was so funny

One episode that Shelia was actually funny in

29 You Have 0 Friends

One of the funniest episodes - BeatlesFan1964

30 Cartman Land

Comedic brilliance, every character is at their best, one of Kenny's funniest deaths too and Cartman's "bit he dies all the time" it's also one of the most well written episodes of South Park, this episode has everything, you feel for Kyle as you watch him go through crises, it's a good feeling to see how Stan looks out for him until he is saved, you enjoy watching Cartman's rise and downfall, and your laughing every other minute

Hilarious - JPK

Should be higher on this list I have never laughed harder at any episode.

The commercial is funny - Ihateschool

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31 Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy

I'm the Dawg The big bad Dawg :D

Pretty funny episode, and Cartman/Dawg was AWESOME. The ending is kind of dark, though.

32 All About Mormons

Dumb dumb dumb dumb duumb

€Yeah, little bitch" - Craig Tucker -

33 The Cissy

South Park made fun of Lorde, and she actually liked it. They even made Sia sing a song pretending that she's Lorde. Brilliant.

34 Child Abduction Is Not Funny

This episode had a unique plot and made the parents of South Park look as stupid as ever. The sub plot is what really steals the show. It is so unique and makes you laugh so hard.

In case you didn't know this is the Great Wall of South Park episode

I love great city wall.

35 It Hits The Fan
36 Butters' Bottom Bitch

What could be funnier then Butters as a pimp? - Danny84

Let me reach over here and grab the-FREEZE! You're busted buddy, I'm a cop! Sgt. Yates is hilarious, and very underrated. He needs a bigger role for seasons to come.

I love Butters, so this is one of my favorite episodes, it deserves to be in the top 10, however, it's a bit disturbing..

Do you know what I'm saying?

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37 The Coon Trilogy (Coon 2: Hindsight, Mysterion Rises, Coon VS Coon & Friends)

My favorite South Park trilogy to date, and I'm glad they're making it into a game. Kenny is my favorite character, and I like his story arc here.

38 201

When you have revenge for dinner, always make sure that it is served... chilli! - MorganDunn

It should've been called: Terror of Mecha-Streisand - asantalo

So ironic that Kyle's speech at the end about the effectiveness of violence/threats of violence….was censored because of threats of violence. Cowards at Comedy Central gave in to terrorists.

39 Professor Chaos Professor Chaos

Yes, just yes. - Limeyy

40 Mecha-Streisand

This is based off from the Japanese Godzilla films. A very funny Mothra vs. Mechagodzilla ripoff. But cool. I want more episodes.

41 Le Petit Tourette

I've got a golden ticket, I've got a golden twinkle in my eye

Tourette’s syndrome is not at all how they represented it to be.

This episode is awesome and super funny - aspasiz

Piss out my ass

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42 Asspen

If you don't vote for this on the top ten, you're gonna have a bad time.

Funny, I don't like aspen because I fell off a ski lift there.

One of my all time favorites

43 Butters' Very Own Episode

This is how dark comedy is done, amazing episode.

I think its becuase of how his parents behaved during the episode

Butters is according to TheTopTens the 2nd best south park character of all time. So what is HIS episode doing all the way down here? - Luke72New


Who's the boy who can laugh at a storm cloud?
Turn a frown into a smile for free?
Who's the kid with the heart full of magic?
Everyone knows it's Butters!

Who's the boy with the eyes full of wonder?
Thinks being yourself is the best thing to be?
Who's that rascal with the tweezers in his pocket?
Everyone knows it's Butters!

Jumpin' in puddles, skippin' down the hallway
And he goes to petting zoos.
He loves John Alway

Who's the tyke with the cutest little dimples
Battin his eyes at every puppy he sees?
If you look inside yourself
You might be surprised when you find
A little boy named Butters!

“Well, that’s me!”
- Limeyy

44 Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

This episode was great, I love how they made a store evil - 445956

Why do so many people hate this episode? - Destroyer334747

Suicide isn't funny... enough said.

45 Cartman's Mom is a Dirty S**t

Lol I love this episode my mom didn't want me watching it but I watched it anyway

46 Christian Rock Hard

I love you Jesus...

I nearly died of laughter when Cartman sang "Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross, I can't help admit that he looks kinda hot". - Caleb9000

Cartman got what he deserved not needed

I love this episode, it's one of my favorites, it should be in the top 10.

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48 Damien

Ants in the Pants scene was so hilarious I could never stop laughing, espacily when he threw it at Kyle.

Top 5, I was ten years old when I watched it. It was the first episode I ever watched and I was hooked from there.

"No one Likes me"
"How come"
I'm the son of the devil - Trivium

I love this episode I wish I could make storms with my anger Damien flew away two kids Kevin Stoley (I don't care about him because he's weird) and Craig (aww poor babe he must be really light)

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49 Dead Celebrities

Oh come on? 21? This episode in my opinion was hilarious. It just mocked everything perfectly. The Chipotlaway bit was just hilarious and made me love SP even more than I already do and the Ghost Hunters bit was just hilarious! OH MY GOD THERE'S A WARM WET SENSATION TRAVELING DOWN MY LEFT THIGH! Haha. That will never get old to me and this episode at least deserves top 10.

It was the first episode seen in south park and it is my favorite one.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH CHIPOTLAWAY! IF YOU'RE LIKE OTHER AmericanS, YOU LOVE CHIPOTLE BUT HATE ALL THOSE BLOOD STAINS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR! CHIPOTLAWAY CLEANS EVEN BLOOD STAINS CAUSED BY CHIPOTLE RIGHT OFF YOUR UNDERWEAR! - xandermartin98

50 Coon vs Coon and Friends
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