Top 10 Ways to Convince an Alien to Abduct Somebody

The Top Ten

1 Convince them he/she is planning for an attack at the alien race

2 Convince them he/she is debunking the existence of aliens

3 Convince them to exchange he/she for an alien object

4 Convince them he/she is a alien hunter

5 Convince them he/she has a special condition for the alien to examine

And they'd be like, what makes you think we have healing powers, hmm?

6 Convince them he/she is a criminal on their planet disguised as a human

7 Convince them he/she is the alien's lost girlfriend/boyfriend disguised as a human

8 Convince them he/she is a perfect test subject

I wonder if aliens would give portal gun to her/him.

9 Convince them he/she will volunteer in the alien's war

10 Convince them he/she would be a perfect slave

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