Top Ten Ways to Finish the Sentence "It's Not Incest Provided That..."

The Top Ten

1 One of You is Adopted

2 We're from Alabama

Sweet Home Alabama
I'm staying away from you...

3 We Clean Up Afterwards

4 The Kids Turn Out Fine

5 God Doesn't Punish Us

6 One of Us Had a Full Blood Transfusion

7 It's Necrophilia

8 We Didn't Know We Were Related

9 You Remembered to Mow the Lawn

10 We Don't Have Sex Unless God Delivers Us His Son

The Contenders

11 You Wear a Mask

William Shatner!

12 You Had a Threesome with Your Dog and Cat

13 It's Your Stepsibling

14 You're not Blood Related

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