Top Ten Ways to Finish the Sentence: "Life Is Like a Box of Chocolates..."

The Top Ten

1 It doesn't last long for fat people

Okay, that's hilarious. Just made my day.

2 There are too many brown and black ones, and not enough white ones

And here we have Forrest Trump.

3 You won't get one without any money

4 Get too indulged and you'll feel sick later

5 You'll inevitably get nuts caught in your throat

What kind of chocolate are we talking about here...?

6 The hot weather will ruin it

7 You might be allergic to it

Not quite sure how I might be allergic to life though

8 You might spend too much time munching on the creamy ones before you question your sexuality

9 It's not very healthy

10 I could really do with one right now

Yes this is perfect

The Contenders

11 Sometimes you get coconut (bad luck) and you want to spit it out

Very wise words from my parents.

12 It never lasts long enough

Sorry, but I had to add this one - it's all too real.

13 Except I'm allergic to chocolate

14 You never know what you're going to get, but I have a hunch that it's going to be chocolate

Dude how is this not number one? SO FUNNY

15 For security reasons

16 That tastes like poop because life stinks, people!

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