Top Ten Weird Things to Say On Your Mat Instead of "Welcome"Puga
The Top Ten
But what if you really need to know who's there before you open? - PositronWildhawk
I clearly have a doorbell. - Puga
Matt: just as perverted as all of us. - Puga
This made me chuckle :D - Kiteretsunu
Wow your company is welcomed - Matt92647
This would be hilarious - ToptenPizza
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Top Remixes (4)
2. "Could you take your shoes off? I have a foot fetish"
3. "You're at the wrong house, stalker"
2. "Mats don't have to pay bills, na na nee na na!"
3. "Could you take your shoes off? I have a foot fetish"
2. "NO Trespassing"
3. "Oh sh** I'm still naked"
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