Top 10 Weirdest/Dumbest Reasons to Move to AlaskaThe_Violist
The Top Ten
For all you people who understand, I don't know the rest. Anyway, yes, you probably could. - The_Violist
You can in fact see a part of Russia [an island] from part of Alaska [another island], it is one of the first things they tell tourists when they get off the plane, even if they are in a part of Alaska that is distant from those islands.
And so magic 8 ball...What shall be my next move? (Shake shake) Ah, yes. Goodbye everybody! I'm off to Alaska! - The_Violist
I just hate that scenery in my backyard, obviously a hot tub isn't enough...I am off to Alaska to experience the cold! Bye warmth! - The_Violist
Me: Mom I'm bored. What should I do
Mom: Clean your room.
Me: My room is already cleaned.
Mom: Move to Alaska.
Me: Bye mom! - The_Violist
I want to be the Alaskan princess who lives in Alaska! I'm just moving there for no reason! Bye! - The_Violist
I've always wondered who Felicia was. Now I know! - The_Violist
Nah, I don't wanna go up the hill covered in snow! Its too far! I'll just go to Alaska and sled there! - The_Violist
I am a loner! I wanna be in Alaska! That's not populated! (Goes to Alaska* many people here...Time to go back to the part nobody lives in! I'm a loner! (Gets lonely) - The_Violist
Ah, yes. I shall be a librarian and own 5-10 cats. I was originally going to move to Canada, but Alaska's close enough. - Merilille
Only some parts of Alaska are cold. Others are hot. But I never knew that! Eh, kinda did. - The_Violist
No, no its not! (Hint sarcasm hint hint) - The_Violist
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2. Because The Magic 8 Ball Told You To
3. To Be Farther From Where You Used To Live