Top 10 Weirdest/Dumbest Reasons to Move to Alaska

The Top Ten

1 You Can See Russia From Your House

For all you people who understand, I don't know the rest. Anyway, yes, you probably could.

2 Because The Magic 8 Ball Told You To

And so magic 8 ball...What shall be my next move? (Shake shake) Ah, yes. Goodbye everybody! I'm off to Alaska!

3 To Be Farther From Where You Used To Live

I just hate that scenery in my backyard, obviously a hot tub isn't enough...I am off to Alaska to experience the cold! Bye warmth!

4 Because Your Parents Said So

Me: Mom I'm bored. What should I do
Mom: Clean your room.
Me: My room is already cleaned.
Mom: Move to Alaska.
Me: Bye mom!

5 To Be An Alaskan War Princess

I want to be the Alaskan princess who lives in Alaska! I'm just moving there for no reason! Bye!

6 To Find A Person Before You Go Named Felicia And Say,"BYE FELICIA!"

I've always wondered who Felicia was. Now I know!

7 You Want To Go Sledding

Nah, I don't wanna go up the hill covered in snow! Its too far! I'll just go to Alaska and sled there!

8 You Want To Be A Loner Who's Alone And Happens To Live In Alaska

I am a loner! I wanna be in Alaska! That's not populated! (Goes to Alaska* many people here...Time to go back to the part nobody lives in! I'm a loner! (Gets lonely)

Ah, yes. I shall be a librarian and own 5-10 cats. I was originally going to move to Canada, but Alaska's close enough.

9 So You Can Be An Eskimo

Only some parts of Alaska are cold. Others are hot. But I never knew that! Eh, kinda did.

10 You Only Like To Be In Alaska Because That's Not Surrounded By Americans.

No, no its not! (Hint sarcasm hint hint)

The Contenders

11 To Get 1,000 Bucks from the State of Alaska

12 Stay Away From Your Families

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