Top Ten Worst Comments to Make at a Funeral

The Top Ten

1 I was there when he died in my hands. Boy, was THAT a wild ride?!?!

I'm gonna need a funeral because I laughed so hard at this list. - RoseWeasley

My man, if you say this, prepare to be pelted. Then you'll need a funeral yourself, where everyone else will be saying exactly the same thing. - PositronWildhawk

That's basically saying his death was good excitement.

I've read this a dozen times by now but I still love the whole list - one of the best ones in the site, PW! God bless. - HezarioSeth

2 Ah, who's hungry?

Especially bad if they've left the coffin open. - PositronWildhawk

That's horrible! But if something like that happened, I guess I would snicker a little bit but I bet everyone who was close to the late person would be bawling their eyes out! - NerdyPweeps

If he choked or got poisoned then you ought to shut your trap.

If this actually happened I'd be sad but right now I'm cracking up - jmepa1234

3 Who died?

! Anyone who says this is either really drunk, or really high, at a FUNERAL!

Today (dec. 27 2014) my great grandma died. I never met her and it's strange cause my other great grandma died Christmas Eve! I didn't meet her either - AnonymousChick

That is the rudest thing you can say at a funeral EVER.

So you're just there because you're lost, or a plain idiot. Or both. - Poptropica

4 He looks so peaceful... you'd never know he's burning in Hell right now.

I feel guilty just for smiling at this.

That's what people were saying at Osama Bin Laden's Funeral.

On Osama Bin Laden's funeral, people will surely say this. - Animefan12

At least some people share my dark sense of humor - SirSheep

5 That's quite a small coffin for quite a fat tub!




Oh this is so bad. I LOVE TUBBY MEN - so cuddly! Please don't let me hear anyone say this in MY earshot or I'll give you one of my stares. You've been warned!

- Britgirl

That be hilarious awkward and mean all at the same time.!

He was always a flexible body m8 - Nateawesomeness

Oh, my. - RoseWeasley

6 Do You Think He'll Turn into a Zombie and Jump Out of The Casket

That would be so scary if that were to actually happen. - egnomac

If that happens, everyone will feel happy, right? - Animefan12

I see my friend saying this...

That's what you think. - egnomac

7 Should I perform an exorcism?

God have mercy, for that comment... - ThatkidwiththeContacts

8 Now he's dead, I guess I can chat up his wife sometime.

If his wife's there, prepare to watch her rapidly charge at you with a longsword and have your intestines swiftly readjusted. - PositronWildhawk

This list is hilarious! - moonwolf

What if he is a widow, or he wasn't married?

Sorry but I'm cracking up! At this - jmepa1234

9 You're all sad and uptight now, but within a week, you won't notice a thing!

No more like a few months.

Or your whole life

10 At least they went out with a bang

Really inappropriate if that person died in an explosion. - egnomac

Especially The Boston Marathon Bombings

Never say this on shooter victims - BorisRule

I feel bad laughing at this.

The Newcomers

? I'm missing a new episode of DuckTales for this?
? Why am I here? I should be at home watching Gravity Falls not people crying.

The Contenders

11 I didn't think it would take him that long to die

This is really mean! Who would say this! / - funnyuser

Yeah, he survived my massacre for THAT LONG? How? - Ashes

Now that's just wrong.

You're waiting for someone to die? - Misfire

12 Can we speed this up? I've got jazzercize at three.

Oh, just imagine some obnoxious teen like that at a funeral.

Plain Insensitive - TwilightKitsune

13 Allahu Akbar!
14 "Please don't stop the music!"

Is Icona Pop's "I Love It" being played?

15 He kinda deserved it, really.

I wouldn’t mind if this was said at a funeral for Peter Scully because he really does deserve to be dead. - DrayTopTens

That has to be the comment to piss off the family as much as possible.

This is what people were saying at John Wilkes Booth's and Lee Harvey Oswald's Funerals.

This is what people were saying at John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald's Funeral.

16 I hate funerals

You don't mean that, do you? Funerals are important.

Now that's rude! - Userguy44

17 How much longer is this funeral?
18 Yep. The old lush finally done something I told her to do - put a lid on it. Who's for a drink?

Pleasure's all mine, my friend. You're welcome! And thanks for a great list! You're on FIRE right now! Haha! - Britgirl

That made me choke with laughter. I now need a synthetic jaw. Who added this? Thank you so much! - PositronWildhawk

19 Cause you know I'm all about that bass

I actually read this in Meghan Trainor's voice.

No trouble here. - Ashes

No treble - RoseWeasley

20 I put the fun in funeral!
21 He never said that suicide was the answer. He was patient.

Oh, how I wish I'd thought of this one before. I'm glad that I've added it now. So bad. - PositronWildhawk

Ha! I just got that one! - jmepa1234

22 Think about it this way that's one less funeral for you to worry about

Good God.

23 Nobody Liked Him
24 If you want, I can predict who's next! Or just step right up and I'll speed it up!
25 Ha that's what you get bitch, I hated you my whole life

Me on Beyonce's funeral. - kitten2015

That’s horrible - DrayTopTens

26 Where's the food, I thought this funeral was catered
27 Time to watch some porn
28 Can we go now?

In 2011 I said:momcan we go now,this is too boring!

Boy...that could be my last words.

29 Do dead people fart when they die?

Actually, yes. You are capable of flatulence for hours after you die. - CatCode

Well, I'm being childish your this is awesome!

30 I'm sure all of the worms are beautifying him up.
31 Not surprised if he's already rotted.

This is so rude to say. It would be more bad if someone replied "Yeah, let's check it out" - Animefan12

32 Damn now I'll never get my 20 bucks

He's gonna give me that $20 even if I have to wait 'til I die. - Merilille

33 Dad, can I poke him to see if he's really dead?
34 He was really great in bed.

Like come on, this is a dead people we're talking about!

A bed without oxygen. How does it feel like?

35 Well what do you expect when your a professional fat ass?
36 How long is this going to take, it didn't take him this long to die
37 Did I know him?

No. - Ashes

38 I'm glad he died
39 *Snap* This is so going on Instagram

Yo! That un's good! - HezarioSeth

According to the world today, this is prbably at every other funeral. - GrapeJuiceK

Social media addiction, amirite? - RoseWeasley

Social Media -_- - Userguy44

40 [To mourning family] "Hey, what happened? Someone died? Haha, nice joke, eh!"
41 How did he die? Haha! You're gonna love this. . .

It involved 2 forks, a chicken, and a whole lot a carpet!

*hides the knife* - Ashes

42 Oops.

I have to agree saying this would really make people question you, but this seems like the thing you would whisper to your best friend in class about something

He "accidentally" killed him...

People might start to think that you murdered him. - DrayTopTens

43 I left my phone in the coffin

Who on earth would leave their phone in the coffin? - Animefan12

44 Ding, dong, the wicked witch is dead.

We buried him under the house. - ethanmeinster

Me at Beyonce's Funeral! - kitten2015

Me at Cardi B’s funeral. - Userguy44

45 He died. Who cares about him anymore. Let's all leave this funeral. Who likes that guy anyway?

Me at Donald Trump's Funeral

TopTenners at Justin Bieber's funeral. - RoseWeasley

46 See, kids? This is what God does to the bad ones

Not only will you come off as heartless when you say this, you will also make Christians look terrible. That is, if you are one.

Actually, everyone dies. Even saints and popes. - ethanmeinster

Nope, not really. Everyone dies. - Misfire

47 What If He Wasn't Really Dead Just Sleeping and They Bury Him Alive
48 How did I know him? Oh, it was me that killed him.

Oops... This would be really awkward. - ethanmeinster

49 Oh, never mind.
50 I only knew him for a short time. What? Who am I? I'm the bloke that buried him
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