Top Ten Worst Comments to Make at a Funeral

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I was there when he died in my hands. Boy, was THAT a wild ride?!?!

I'm gonna need a funeral because I laughed so hard at this list.

My man, if you say this, prepare to be pelted. Then you'll need a funeral yourself, where everyone else will be saying exactly the same thing.

That's basically saying his death was good excitement.

I've read this a dozen times by now but I still love the whole list - one of the best ones in the site, PW! God bless.

Ah, who's hungry?

Especially bad if they've left the coffin open.

That's horrible! But if something like that happened, I guess I would snicker a little bit but I bet everyone who was close to the late person would be bawling their eyes out!

If he choked or got poisoned then you ought to shut your trap.

If this actually happened I'd be sad but right now I'm cracking up

Who died?

! Anyone who says this is either really drunk, or really high, at a FUNERAL!

Today (dec. 27 2014) my great grandma died. I never met her and it's strange cause my other great grandma died Christmas Eve! I didn't meet her either

So you're just there because you're lost, or a plain idiot. Or both.

That is the rudest thing you can say at a funeral EVER.

He looks so peaceful... you'd never know he's burning in Hell right now.

I feel guilty just for smiling at this.

That's what people were saying at Osama Bin Laden's Funeral.

On Osama Bin Laden's funeral, people will surely say this.

At least some people share my dark sense of humor

That's quite a small coffin for quite a fat tub!

Oh this is so bad. I LOVE TUBBY MEN - so cuddly! Please don't let me hear anyone say this in MY earshot or I'll give you one of my stares. You've been warned!

That be hilarious awkward and mean all at the same time.!

He was always a flexible body m8

Oh, my.

Do You Think He'll Turn into a Zombie and Jump Out of The Casket

That would be so scary if that were to actually happen.

If that happens, everyone will feel happy, right?

I see my friend saying this...

That's what you think.

Should I perform an exorcism?

God have mercy, for that comment...

Now he's dead, I guess I can chat up his wife sometime.

If his wife's there, prepare to watch her rapidly charge at you with a longsword and have your intestines swiftly readjusted.

This list is hilarious!

What if he is a widow, or he wasn't married?

Sorry but I'm cracking up! At this

You're all sad and uptight now, but within a week, you won't notice a thing!

No more like a few months.

Or your whole life

At least they went out with a bang

Really inappropriate if that person died in an explosion.

Never say this on shooter victims

Especially The Boston Marathon Bombings

I feel bad laughing at this.

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I didn't think it would take him that long to die

This is really mean! Who would say this! /

Yeah, he survived my massacre for THAT LONG? How?

Now that's just wrong.

You're waiting for someone to die?

Can we speed this up? I've got jazzercize at three.

Oh, just imagine some obnoxious teen like that at a funeral.

Plain Insensitive

Allahu Akbar!

That would make you sound like a TERRORIST!

I hate funerals

You don't mean that, do you? Funerals are important.

Now that's rude!

Then why're you here?

but... then why are you here?

He kinda deserved it, really.

I wouldn’t mind if this was said at a funeral for Peter Scully because he really does deserve to be dead.

This is what people were saying at John Wilkes Booth's and Lee Harvey Oswald's Funerals.

This is what people were saying at John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald's Funeral.

That has to be the comment to piss off the family as much as possible.

"Please don't stop the music!"

Is Icona Pop's "I Love It" being played?

How much longer is this funeral?
Yep. The old lush finally done something I told her to do - put a lid on it. Who's for a drink?

Pleasure's all mine, my friend. You're welcome! And thanks for a great list! You're on FIRE right now! Haha!

That made me choke with laughter. I now need a synthetic jaw. Who added this? Thank you so much!

Cause you know I'm all about that bass

I actually read this in Meghan Trainor's voice.

No trouble here.

No treble

I put the fun in funeral!
He never said that suicide was the answer. He was patient.

Oh, how I wish I'd thought of this one before. I'm glad that I've added it now. So bad.

Ha! I just got that one!

Think about it this way that's one less funeral for you to worry about

Good God.

Nobody Liked Him
If you want, I can predict who's next! Or just step right up and I'll speed it up!
Ha that's what you get bitch, I hated you my whole life

Me on Beyonce's funeral.

That’s horrible

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