Top Ten Worst Comments to Make at a Funeral

PositronWildhawk

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1 I was there when he died in my hands. Boy, was THAT a wild ride?!?!

My man, if you say this, prepare to be pelted. Then you'll need a funeral yourself, where everyone else will be saying exactly the same thing. - PositronWildhawk

That's basically saying his death was good excitement.

I've read this a dozen times by now but I still love the whole list - one of the best ones in the site, PW! God bless. - HezarioSeth

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2 Ah, who's hungry?

Especially bad if they've left the coffin open. - PositronWildhawk

That's horrible! But if something like that happened, I guess I would snicker a little bit but I bet everyone who was close to the late person would be bawling their eyes out! - NerdyPweeps

If he choked or got poisoned then you ought to shut your trap.

If this actually happened I'd be sad but right now I'm cracking up - jmepa1234

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3 Who died?

! Anyone who says this is either really drunk, or really high, at a FUNERAL!

Today (dec. 27 2014) my great grandma died. I never met her and it's strange cause my other great grandma died Christmas Eve! I didn't meet her either - AnonymousChick

That is the rudest thing you can say at a funeral EVER.

You - Nateawesomeness

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4 That's quite a small coffin for quite a fat tub!




Oh this is so bad. I LOVE TUBBY MEN - so cuddly! Please don't let me hear anyone say this in MY earshot or I'll give you one of my stares. You've been warned!

- Britgirl

That be hilarious awkward and mean all at the same time.!

He was always a flexible body m8 - Nateawesomeness

5 He looks so peaceful... you'd never know he's burning in Hell right now.

I feel guilty just for smiling at this.

That's what people were saying at Osama Bin Laden's Funeral.

On Osama Bin Laden's funeral, people will surely say this. - Animefan12

Nobody goes to hell - Nateawesomeness

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6 Do You Think He'll Turn into a Zombie and Jump Out of The Casket

That would be so scary if that were to actually happen. - egnomac

If that happens, everyone will feel happy, right? - Animefan12

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7 Should I perform an exorcism? V 1 Comment
8 Now he's dead, I guess I can chat up his wife sometime.

If his wife's there, prepare to watch her rapidly charge at you with a longsword and have your intestines swiftly readjusted. - PositronWildhawk

If you say this, especially in front of his wife, there will be 2 funerals at the same time. - NikBrusk

What if he is a widow, or he wasn't married?

Sorry but I'm cracking up! At this - jmepa1234

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9 You're all sad and uptight now, but within a week, you won't notice a thing! V 2 Comments
10 At least they went out with a bang

Really inappropriate if that person died in an explosion. - egnomac

Especially The Boston Marathon Bombings

I feel bad laughing at this.

The Contenders

11 I didn't think it would take him that long to die

This is really mean! Who would say this! / - funnyuser

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12 Can we speed this up? I've got jazzercize at three.

Oh, just imagine some obnoxious teen like that at a funeral. - naFrovivuS

Plain Insensitive - TwilightKitsune

13 "Please don't stop the music!"

Is Icona Pop's "I Love It" being played?

14 I hate funerals

You don't mean that, do you? Funerals are important.

15 Yep. The old lush finally done something I told her to do - put a lid on it. Who's for a drink?

Pleasure's all mine, my friend. You're welcome! And thanks for a great list! You're on FIRE right now! Haha! - Britgirl

That made me choke with laughter. I now need a synthetic jaw. Who added this? Thank you so much! - PositronWildhawk

16 Cause you know I'm all about that bass

I actually read this in Meghan Trainor's voice.

17 He kinda deserved it, really.

This is what people were saying at John Wilkes Booth's and Lee Harvey Oswald's Funerals.

This is what people were saying at John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald's Funeral.

Not if it's Justin Bieber or Lil Wayne.

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18 He never said that suicide was the answer. He was patient.

Oh, how I wish I'd thought of this one before. I'm glad that I've added it now. So bad. - PositronWildhawk

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19 Think about it this way that's one less funeral for you to worry about
20 If you want, I can predict who's next! Or just step right up and I'll speed it up! V 1 Comment
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1. You're all sad and uptight now, but within a week, you won't notice a thing!
2. Ah, who's hungry?
3. Yep. The old lush finally done something I told her to do - put a lid on it. Who's for a drink?
Britgirl
1. "Please don't stop the music!"
2. At least they went out with a bang
3. Cause you know I'm all about that bass
kitten2015
1. Who died?
2. Do You Think He'll Turn into a Zombie and Jump Out of The Casket
3. I left my phone in the coffin
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