Top Ten Worst Comments to Make at a FuneralPositronWildhawk
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My man, if you say this, prepare to be pelted. Then you'll need a funeral yourself, where everyone else will be saying exactly the same thing. - PositronWildhawk
That's basically saying his death was good excitement.
I've read this a dozen times by now but I still love the whole list - one of the best ones in the site, PW! God bless. - HezarioSethV 1 Comment
Especially bad if they've left the coffin open. - PositronWildhawk
That's horrible! But if something like that happened, I guess I would snicker a little bit but I bet everyone who was close to the late person would be bawling their eyes out! - NerdyPweeps
If he choked or got poisoned then you ought to shut your trap.
If this actually happened I'd be sad but right now I'm cracking up - jmepa1234V 4 Comments
! Anyone who says this is either really drunk, or really high, at a FUNERAL!
Today (dec. 27 2014) my great grandma died. I never met her and it's strange cause my other great grandma died Christmas Eve! I didn't meet her either - AnonymousChick
That is the rudest thing you can say at a funeral EVER.
You - NateawesomenessV 4 Comments
Oh this is so bad. I LOVE TUBBY MEN - so cuddly! Please don't let me hear anyone say this in MY earshot or I'll give you one of my stares. You've been warned!
That be hilarious awkward and mean all at the same time.!
He was always a flexible body m8 - Nateawesomeness
I feel guilty just for smiling at this.
That's what people were saying at Osama Bin Laden's Funeral.
On Osama Bin Laden's funeral, people will surely say this. - Animefan12
Nobody goes to hell - NateawesomenessV 4 Comments
That would be so scary if that were to actually happen. - egnomac
If that happens, everyone will feel happy, right? - Animefan12V 4 Comments
God have mercy, for that comment... - ThatkidwiththeContacts
If his wife's there, prepare to watch her rapidly charge at you with a longsword and have your intestines swiftly readjusted. - PositronWildhawk
If you say this, especially in front of his wife, there will be 2 funerals at the same time. - NikBrusk
What if he is a widow, or he wasn't married?
Sorry but I'm cracking up! At this - jmepa1234V 4 Comments
No more like a few months.
Or your whole life
Really inappropriate if that person died in an explosion. - egnomac
Especially The Boston Marathon Bombings
I feel bad laughing at this.
This is really mean! Who would say this! / - funnyuserV 1 Comment
Oh, just imagine some obnoxious teen like that at a funeral. - naFrovivuS
Plain Insensitive - TwilightKitsune
Is Icona Pop's "I Love It" being played?
You don't mean that, do you? Funerals are important.
Pleasure's all mine, my friend. You're welcome! And thanks for a great list! You're on FIRE right now! Haha! - Britgirl
That made me choke with laughter. I now need a synthetic jaw. Who added this? Thank you so much! - PositronWildhawk
I actually read this in Meghan Trainor's voice.
This is what people were saying at John Wilkes Booth's and Lee Harvey Oswald's Funerals.
This is what people were saying at John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald's Funeral.
Not if it's Justin Bieber or Lil Wayne.V 2 Comments
Oh, how I wish I'd thought of this one before. I'm glad that I've added it now. So bad. - PositronWildhawkV 1 Comment
Me on Beyonce's funeral. - kitten2015
In 2011 I said:momcan we go now,this is too boring!
Boy...that could be my last words.
Actually, yes. You are capable of flatulence for hours after you die. - CatCodeV 1 Comment
This is so rude to say. It would be more bad if someone replied "Yeah, let's check it out" - Animefan12
He's gonna give me that $20 even if I have to wait 'til I die. - Merilille
Like come on, this is a dead people we're talking about!
A bed without oxygen. How does it feel like?
Yo! That un's good! - HezarioSeth
According to the world today, this is prbably at every other funeral. - GrapeJuiceK
Who on earth would leave their phone in the coffin? - Animefan12
It involved 2 forks, a chicken, and a whole lot a carpet!
I have to agree saying this would really make people question you, but this seems like the thing you would whisper to your best friend in class about somethingV 1 Comment
Not only will you come off as heartless when you say this, you will also make Christians look terrible. That is, if you are one.V 1 Comment
Oops... This would be really awkward. - ethanmeinster
I was laughing out loud when I read this - IpositiveV 1 Comment
Person: he was kind, loving, caring; oops, wrong funeral!
Deceased one's fiancé: WHAT?!
Person: This is awkward. AHEM! This dead guy is BRILLIANT, folks! ( whispers) No he wasn't. MISS! MISS! Can I have his car? PLEASE! You promised me that I could.
Innocent bystander: OK then...
So you went to the funeral because you want to get free food. How insensitive!
Agree. This is a truly dreadful thing. I see YOLO as ironic, though. Speak for yourself. - PositronWildhawk
You know that we are still young,
So don't be dumb
Don't trust anyone
'Cause you only live once - istooduptoabully
Yes. A truly dreadful thing to bring up. - PositronWildhawk
We buried him under the house. - ethanmeinster
Me at Beyonce's Funeral! - kitten2015
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