Top Ten Worst Comments to Make at a Funeral


The Top Ten

1 I was there when he died in my hands. Boy, was THAT a wild ride?!?!

My man, if you say this, prepare to be pelted. Then you'll need a funeral yourself, where everyone else will be saying exactly the same thing. - PositronWildhawk

That's basically saying his death was good excitement.

I've read this a dozen times by now but I still love the whole list - one of the best ones in the site, PW! God bless. - HezarioSeth

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2 Ah, who's hungry?

Especially bad if they've left the coffin open. - PositronWildhawk

That's horrible! But if something like that happened, I guess I would snicker a little bit but I bet everyone who was close to the late person would be bawling their eyes out! - NerdyPweeps

If he choked or got poisoned then you ought to shut your trap.

If this actually happened I'd be sad but right now I'm cracking up - jmepa1234

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3 Who died?

! Anyone who says this is either really drunk, or really high, at a FUNERAL!

Today (dec. 27 2014) my great grandma died. I never met her and it's strange cause my other great grandma died Christmas Eve! I didn't meet her either - AnonymousChick

That is the rudest thing you can say at a funeral EVER.

You - Nateawesomeness

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4 That's quite a small coffin for quite a fat tub!

Oh this is so bad. I LOVE TUBBY MEN - so cuddly! Please don't let me hear anyone say this in MY earshot or I'll give you one of my stares. You've been warned!

- Britgirl

That be hilarious awkward and mean all at the same time.!

He was always a flexible body m8 - Nateawesomeness

5 He looks so peaceful... you'd never know he's burning in Hell right now.

I feel guilty just for smiling at this.

That's what people were saying at Osama Bin Laden's Funeral.

On Osama Bin Laden's funeral, people will surely say this. - Animefan12

Nobody goes to hell - Nateawesomeness

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6 Do You Think He'll Turn into a Zombie and Jump Out of The Casket

That would be so scary if that were to actually happen. - egnomac

If that happens, everyone will feel happy, right? - Animefan12

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7 Should I perform an exorcism?

God have mercy, for that comment... - ThatkidwiththeContacts

8 Now he's dead, I guess I can chat up his wife sometime.

If his wife's there, prepare to watch her rapidly charge at you with a longsword and have your intestines swiftly readjusted. - PositronWildhawk

If you say this, especially in front of his wife, there will be 2 funerals at the same time. - NikBrusk

What if he is a widow, or he wasn't married?

Sorry but I'm cracking up! At this - jmepa1234

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9 You're all sad and uptight now, but within a week, you won't notice a thing!

No more like a few months.

Or your whole life

10 At least they went out with a bang

Really inappropriate if that person died in an explosion. - egnomac

Especially The Boston Marathon Bombings

I feel bad laughing at this.

The Contenders

11 I didn't think it would take him that long to die

This is really mean! Who would say this! / - funnyuser

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12 Can we speed this up? I've got jazzercize at three.

Oh, just imagine some obnoxious teen like that at a funeral. - naFrovivuS

Plain Insensitive - TwilightKitsune

13 "Please don't stop the music!"

Is Icona Pop's "I Love It" being played?

14 I hate funerals

You don't mean that, do you? Funerals are important.

15 Yep. The old lush finally done something I told her to do - put a lid on it. Who's for a drink?

Pleasure's all mine, my friend. You're welcome! And thanks for a great list! You're on FIRE right now! Haha! - Britgirl

That made me choke with laughter. I now need a synthetic jaw. Who added this? Thank you so much! - PositronWildhawk

16 Cause you know I'm all about that bass

I actually read this in Meghan Trainor's voice.

17 He kinda deserved it, really.

This is what people were saying at John Wilkes Booth's and Lee Harvey Oswald's Funerals.

This is what people were saying at John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald's Funeral.

Not if it's Justin Bieber or Lil Wayne.

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18 He never said that suicide was the answer. He was patient.

Oh, how I wish I'd thought of this one before. I'm glad that I've added it now. So bad. - PositronWildhawk

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19 Think about it this way that's one less funeral for you to worry about
20 If you want, I can predict who's next! Or just step right up and I'll speed it up!
21 Ha that's what you get bitch, I hated you my whole life

Me on Beyonce's funeral. - kitten2015

22 Where's the food, I thought this funeral was catered
23 Can we go now?

In 2011 I said:momcan we go now,this is too boring!

Boy...that could be my last words.

24 Do dead people fart when they die?

Actually, yes. You are capable of flatulence for hours after you die. - CatCode

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25 Not surprised if he's already rotted.

This is so rude to say. It would be more bad if someone replied "Yeah, let's check it out" - Animefan12

26 Damn now I'll never get my 20 bucks

He's gonna give me that $20 even if I have to wait 'til I die. - Merilille

27 Dad, can I poke him to see if he's really dead?


28 He was really great in bed.

Like come on, this is a dead people we're talking about!

A bed without oxygen. How does it feel like?

29 I'm sure all of the worms are beautifying him up.
30 How long is this going to take, it didn't take him this long to die
31 Did I know him?
32 *Snap* This is so going on Instagram

Yo! That un's good! - HezarioSeth

According to the world today, this is prbably at every other funeral. - GrapeJuiceK

33 I left my phone in the coffin

Who on earth would leave their phone in the coffin? - Animefan12

34 How did he die? Haha! You're gonna love this. . .

It involved 2 forks, a chicken, and a whole lot a carpet!

35 Oops.

I have to agree saying this would really make people question you, but this seems like the thing you would whisper to your best friend in class about something

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36 See, kids? This is what God does to the bad ones

Not only will you come off as heartless when you say this, you will also make Christians look terrible. That is, if you are one.

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37 What If He Wasn't Really Dead Just Sleeping and They Bury Him Alive
38 How did I know him? Oh, it was me that killed him.

Oops... This would be really awkward. - ethanmeinster

39 I'm glad he died
40 Oh, never mind.
41 I only knew him for a short time. What? Who am I? I'm the bloke that buried him
42 Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon.

I was laughing out loud when I read this - Ipositive

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43 I wanted to marry his wife
44 He was kind, loving, caring; oops, wrong funeral.

Person: he was kind, loving, caring; oops, wrong funeral!
Deceased one's fiancé: WHAT?!
Person: This is awkward. AHEM! This dead guy is BRILLIANT, folks! ( whispers) No he wasn't. MISS! MISS! Can I have his car? PLEASE! You promised me that I could.
Innocent bystander: OK then...

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45 Where's my burrito?

So you went to the funeral because you want to get free food. How insensitive!


Agree. This is a truly dreadful thing. I see YOLO as ironic, though. Speak for yourself. - PositronWildhawk

You know that we are still young,
So don't be dumb
Don't trust anyone
'Cause you only live once - istooduptoabully

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47 Excuse me, but this fellow was crushed under huge debts. Who is his successor?

Yes. A truly dreadful thing to bring up. - PositronWildhawk

48 I don't get why he never liked Star Trek.
49 Oh my gosh, this is so exciting!
50 Ding, dong, the wicked witch is dead.

We buried him under the house. - ethanmeinster

Me at Beyonce's Funeral! - kitten2015

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1. You're all sad and uptight now, but within a week, you won't notice a thing!
2. Ah, who's hungry?
3. Yep. The old lush finally done something I told her to do - put a lid on it. Who's for a drink?
1. "Please don't stop the music!"
2. At least they went out with a bang
3. Cause you know I'm all about that bass
1. Who died?
2. Do You Think He'll Turn into a Zombie and Jump Out of The Casket
3. I left my phone in the coffin

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