Top Ten Worst Comments to Make at a Funeral
The Top Ten
I'm gonna need a funeral because I laughed so hard at this list. - RoseWeasley
My man, if you say this, prepare to be pelted. Then you'll need a funeral yourself, where everyone else will be saying exactly the same thing. - PositronWildhawk
That's basically saying his death was good excitement.
I've read this a dozen times by now but I still love the whole list - one of the best ones in the site, PW! God bless. - HezarioSeth
Especially bad if they've left the coffin open. - PositronWildhawk
That's horrible! But if something like that happened, I guess I would snicker a little bit but I bet everyone who was close to the late person would be bawling their eyes out! - NerdyPweeps
If he choked or got poisoned then you ought to shut your trap.
If this actually happened I'd be sad but right now I'm cracking up - jmepa1234
! Anyone who says this is either really drunk, or really high, at a FUNERAL!
Today (dec. 27 2014) my great grandma died. I never met her and it's strange cause my other great grandma died Christmas Eve! I didn't meet her either - AnonymousChick
That is the rudest thing you can say at a funeral EVER.
So you're just there because you're lost, or a plain idiot. Or both. - Poptropica
I feel guilty just for smiling at this.
That's what people were saying at Osama Bin Laden's Funeral.
On Osama Bin Laden's funeral, people will surely say this. - Animefan12
At least some people share my dark sense of humor - SirSheep
Oh this is so bad. I LOVE TUBBY MEN - so cuddly! Please don't let me hear anyone say this in MY earshot or I'll give you one of my stares. You've been warned!
That be hilarious awkward and mean all at the same time.!
He was always a flexible body m8 - Nateawesomeness
Oh, my. - RoseWeasley
That would be so scary if that were to actually happen. - egnomac
If that happens, everyone will feel happy, right? - Animefan12
I see my friend saying this...
That's what you think. - egnomac
God have mercy, for that comment... - ThatkidwiththeContacts
If his wife's there, prepare to watch her rapidly charge at you with a longsword and have your intestines swiftly readjusted. - PositronWildhawk
This list is hilarious! - moonwolf
What if he is a widow, or he wasn't married?
Sorry but I'm cracking up! At this - jmepa1234
No more like a few months.
Or your whole life
Really inappropriate if that person died in an explosion. - egnomac
Especially The Boston Marathon Bombings
Never say this on shooter victims - BorisRule
I feel bad laughing at this.
This is really mean! Who would say this! / - funnyuser
Yeah, he survived my massacre for THAT LONG? How? - Ashes
Now that's just wrong.
You're waiting for someone to die? - Misfire
Oh, just imagine some obnoxious teen like that at a funeral.
Plain Insensitive - TwilightKitsune
Is Icona Pop's "I Love It" being played?
I wouldn’t mind if this was said at a funeral for Peter Scully because he really does deserve to be dead. - DrayTopTens
That has to be the comment to piss off the family as much as possible.
This is what people were saying at John Wilkes Booth's and Lee Harvey Oswald's Funerals.
This is what people were saying at John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald's Funeral.
You don't mean that, do you? Funerals are important.
Now that's rude! - Userguy44
Pleasure's all mine, my friend. You're welcome! And thanks for a great list! You're on FIRE right now! Haha! - Britgirl
That made me choke with laughter. I now need a synthetic jaw. Who added this? Thank you so much! - PositronWildhawk
I actually read this in Meghan Trainor's voice.
No trouble here. - Ashes
No treble - RoseWeasley
Oh, how I wish I'd thought of this one before. I'm glad that I've added it now. So bad. - PositronWildhawk
Ha! I just got that one! - jmepa1234
Me on Beyonce's funeral. - kitten2015
That’s horrible - DrayTopTens
In 2011 I said:momcan we go now,this is too boring!
Boy...that could be my last words.
Actually, yes. You are capable of flatulence for hours after you die. - CatCode
Well, I'm being childish your this is awesome!
This is so rude to say. It would be more bad if someone replied "Yeah, let's check it out" - Animefan12
He's gonna give me that $20 even if I have to wait 'til I die. - Merilille
Like come on, this is a dead people we're talking about!
A bed without oxygen. How does it feel like?
No. - Ashes
Yo! That un's good! - HezarioSeth
According to the world today, this is prbably at every other funeral. - GrapeJuiceK
Social media addiction, amirite? - RoseWeasley
Social Media -_- - Userguy44
It involved 2 forks, a chicken, and a whole lot a carpet!
*hides the knife* - Ashes
I have to agree saying this would really make people question you, but this seems like the thing you would whisper to your best friend in class about something
He "accidentally" killed him...
People might start to think that you murdered him. - DrayTopTens
Who on earth would leave their phone in the coffin? - Animefan12
We buried him under the house. - ethanmeinster
Me at Beyonce's Funeral! - kitten2015
Me at Cardi B’s funeral. - Userguy44
Me at Donald Trump's Funeral
TopTenners at Justin Bieber's funeral. - RoseWeasley
Not only will you come off as heartless when you say this, you will also make Christians look terrible. That is, if you are one.
Actually, everyone dies. Even saints and popes. - ethanmeinster
Nope, not really. Everyone dies. - Misfire
Oops... This would be really awkward. - ethanmeinster