Top Ten Worst Comments to Make at a Funeral

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41 I only knew him for a short time. What? Who am I? I'm the bloke that buried him
42 Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon.

I was laughing out loud when I read this - Ipositive

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43 I wanted to marry his wife
44 He was kind, loving, caring; oops, wrong funeral.

Person: he was kind, loving, caring; oops, wrong funeral!
Deceased one's fiancé: WHAT?!
Person: This is awkward. AHEM! This dead guy is BRILLIANT, folks! ( whispers) No he wasn't. MISS! MISS! Can I have his car? PLEASE! You promised me that I could.
Innocent bystander: OK then...

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45 Where's my burrito?

So you went to the funeral because you want to get free food. How insensitive!

46 YOLO

Agree. This is a truly dreadful thing. I see YOLO as ironic, though. Speak for yourself. - PositronWildhawk

You know that we are still young,
So don't be dumb
Don't trust anyone
'Cause you only live once - istooduptoabully

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47 Excuse me, but this fellow was crushed under huge debts. Who is his successor?

Yes. A truly dreadful thing to bring up. - PositronWildhawk

48 I don't get why he never liked Star Trek.
49 Oh my gosh, this is so exciting!
50 Ding, dong, the wicked witch is dead. V 2 Comments
51 Dead bodies everywhere
52 So, when's the reading of the will?
53 I should have said something earlier... but I really, really need his kidney.

Watching the coffin being cremated and saying this is not the way to go. - PositronWildhawk

54 Well, I'm glad that failed abortion is gone.

Ouch! That's scathing. That's a really mean thing to say. - Britgirl

55 It's about time he died

Only if kim jong un dies

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56 Party

If you're really 7, I advise you to please get off the internet and go play outside or something.

First say Party (Everyone looks at you) and then you get kicked out My Sis did that -She was only 3 now is 8 I am only 7

Look, if you're seven, I think you should be doing something else, play a game instead. :}

57 [Yawning] Dude, ain't this getting too sentimental?
58 Hey, why're you folks crying? Let's party!
59 Good now I don't have to pay him back.
60 Hey, let's take selfies with the dead guy!
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1. You're all sad and uptight now, but within a week, you won't notice a thing!
2. Ah, who's hungry?
3. Yep. The old lush finally done something I told her to do - put a lid on it. Who's for a drink?
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1. "Please don't stop the music!"
2. At least they went out with a bang
3. Cause you know I'm all about that bass
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1. Who died?
2. Do You Think He'll Turn into a Zombie and Jump Out of The Casket
3. I left my phone in the coffin
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