Top Ten Worst Comments to Make at a Retirement Home

What will really get those old folks crazy? Tell us all.

The Top Ten

1 With age, depression accumulates. Anything I can speed up for you?

Do NOT say this! - PositronWildhawk

2 (Holding a torch) For God's sake, Joey, get out of that tunnel and away from the light!

Imagine the fright on everyone's faces as they wake up! - PositronWildhawk

Oh! We're being robbed! - CityGuru

3 Whoever can haul that corpse out to the hearse without breathing it in gets waffles tomorow!

Yuckzo! Not exactly appetizing... - HezarioSeth

4 No, your wife's not dead yet. I think it's the cataracts.

Excellent! And thank you! - PositronWildhawk

Wow that would be mean - jmepa1234

This is so bad. I should put this on my list of Things We Really Shouldn't Laugh At But Do as it's so damn funny but it makes me feel bad for laughing.P.W: in the nicest way... YOU ARE WICKED! - Britgirl

5 One heartbeat in five minutes?!?! Never seen you so fit!

I can't decide if this is mean or just plain hilarious...Give me a second to mull this over (insert one second)...laugh out loud! Definitely more hilarious! Brilliant! - Britgirl

5, 7, and 10 are my favys... Funny list, I think I wanna make some in this vein... Thanks, Posthawk! - HezarioSeth

6 Sorry I'm late. Oh, sorry, this isn't a Halloween party?

Don't go dressed as Death. - PositronWildhawk

7 (Yawning) When are we supposed to die?
8 Old farts, old farts everywhere!

I'm sorry, I couldn't bypass this one. FARTS! Haha! So sorry. - Britgirl

That's funny. If not massively cruel. But isn't that the purpose of this list? - PositronWildhawk

I remember the Yo mama Joke "Yo mama so old she farts dust! " - Animefan12

9 And another one bites the dust
10 More scraps of meat! Fresh from Old Jack's face! Get 'em while they're nutritious!

Oh my gosh... Wow. This list goes far and I like it for that. - keycha1n

The Contenders

11 How old are you?

Never ask an elderly person their age. - Minecraftcrazy530

12 Do You Remember Hitler?
13 Not sure if you need a check-up? Sleep on it and God will deal with it.
14 I Love Having Energy
15 (Singing) Duck and Cover! Duck and cover! Everybody now!
16 Who died?
17 It's not 1942. That's popcorn in the pan.

Ah, those old war stories. Gotta love 'em. - Britgirl

18 Stan - tsk - are you pretending to be dead again? Stan. . .?

Love this one. So much. Just...don't say it.

19 When You Were Kids, Did Dinosaurs Attack You?
20 Hello old people that might die any minute

This will be very very Rude.

And then you die... - 4rs3R4mm3r

21 You look like you're 100
22 You're Extremely Old!
23 Do something!!!

This... never say it. It's very rude. - Animefan12

24 You Should Be Replaced
25 You Don't Even Know What Your Name Is
26 Your Face Should Be Replaced
27 You Have Tooth Decay
28 Some Might Say You're Ancient
29 You're Older Than The Hill
30 Your Hair is So Gray
31 You Have Wrinkles On Your Face

Like they didn't know that! - PositronWildhawk

32 Was Plato in your third grade class?
33 Your Nap Time Is Soon
34 What's the time I'm bored of sitting
35 Hey, look at the old hag with the walker down the hall!
36 You're an Old Bag
37 Hey, Gramps
38 Take a Bus, Moses
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