Top Ten Worst Comments to Make at a Retirement Home

PositronWildhawk
What will really get those old folks crazy? Tell us all.

The Top Ten

1 With age, depression accumulates. Anything I can speed up for you?

Do NOT say this! - PositronWildhawk

2 (Holding a torch) For God's sake, Joey, get out of that tunnel and away from the light!

Imagine the fright on everyone's faces as they wake up! - PositronWildhawk

Oh! We're being robbed! - CityGuru

3 Whoever can haul that corpse out to the hearse without breathing it in gets waffles tomorow!

Yuckzo! Not exactly appetizing... - HezarioSeth

4 No, your wife's not dead yet. I think it's the cataracts.

Excellent! And thank you! - PositronWildhawk

Wow that would be mean - jmepa1234



This is so bad. I should put this on my list of Things We Really Shouldn't Laugh At But Do as it's so damn funny but it makes me feel bad for laughing.P.W: in the nicest way... YOU ARE WICKED! - Britgirl

5 One heartbeat in five minutes?!?! Never seen you so fit!

I can't decide if this is mean or just plain hilarious...Give me a second to mull this over (insert one second)...laugh out loud! Definitely more hilarious! Brilliant! - Britgirl

5, 7, and 10 are my favys... Funny list, I think I wanna make some in this vein... Thanks, Posthawk! - HezarioSeth

6 Sorry I'm late. Oh, sorry, this isn't a Halloween party?

Don't go dressed as Death. - PositronWildhawk

7 More scraps of meat! Fresh from Old Jack's face! Get 'em while they're nutritious!

Oh my gosh... Wow. This list goes far and I like it for that. - keycha1n

8 Not sure if you need a check-up? Sleep on it and God will deal with it.
9 (Singing) Duck and Cover! Duck and cover! Everybody now!
10 It's not 1942. That's popcorn in the pan.

Ah, those old war stories. Gotta love 'em. - Britgirl

The Contenders

11 Old farts, old farts everywhere!

I'm sorry, I couldn't bypass this one. FARTS! Haha! So sorry. - Britgirl

That's funny. If not massively cruel. But isn't that the purpose of this list? - PositronWildhawk

I remember the Yo mama Joke "Yo mama so old she farts dust! " - Animefan12

12 Stan - tsk - are you pretending to be dead again? Stan. . .?

Love this one. So much. Just...don't say it.

13 Hello old people that might die any minute

This will be very very Rude.

And then you die... - 4rs3R4mm3r

14 How old are you?

Never ask an elderly person their age. - Minecraftcrazy530

15 Do something!!!

This... never say it. It's very rude. - Animefan12

16 (Yawning) When are we supposed to die?
17 And another one bites the dust
18 You Should Be Replaced
19 You Don't Even Know What Your Name Is
20 Your Face Should Be Replaced
21 You're Extremely Old!
22 You Have Tooth Decay
23 Some Might Say You're Ancient
24 You're Older Than The Hill
25 Your Hair is So Gray
26 You Have Wrinkles On Your Face

Like they didn't know that! - PositronWildhawk

27 You look like you're 100
28 Was Plato in your third grade class?
29 When You Were Kids, Did Dinosaurs Attack You?
30 Your Nap Time Is Soon
31 Who died?
32 Do You Remember Hitler?
33 What's the time I'm bored of sitting
34 Hey, look at the old hag with the walker down the hall!
35 I Love Having Energy
36 You're an Old Bag
37 Hey, Gramps
38 Take a Bus, Moses
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1. With age, depression accumulates. Anything I can speed up for you?
2. (Holding a torch) For God's sake, Joey, get out of that tunnel and away from the light!
3. Whoever can haul that corpse out to the hearse without breathing it in gets waffles tomorow!
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