Top 10 Worst & Embarrassing Things for Your Parents to Find On Your Search History
Face it, your parents are the CIA hellbent on knowing every secret you have plus what kind of flavour of air you're breathing with.The Top Ten
1 "Best & Gayest Porn of 2016 (Gone Biblical Crazy) (Nearly Beheaded) (Involves Unholy Sex Moves)"
Or you could just say porn
These are oddly specific...
2 "Guns for Sale on E-Bay + Free Guide on School Shooting"
3 "What is the best place to throw all my sex dolls & tissues away?"
4 "HELP! The woman I just dated on Minecraft is an greasy old man! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!"
Just dump them and just date on Roblox instead.
5 "Mike Wazowski x Marceline the Vampire Queen hentai"
6 "Why everytime I glance at someone's cleavage, why I have a feeling that I want to bake them with eggs & bacon for breakfast"
7 "Satanic Rituals for Dummies + Free Human Genitals"
The lord my god our god shall punish ye that is shameful/very sinful
8 "Images of Celebrities Bewbs & Booties Online (LEGIT!)"
9 "Help! There are hundreds of my furious ex-GF outside my house! Is there a local wizard here?"
The fact that you still belive in wizards plus a crowd of your ex-girlfriend outside your house just make it so embarassing for someone to find
10 "Why Santa didn't give me the condom I want for Christmas?!?!?! And does he EXIST?!"
The Contenders
11 "Penis pictures"
Are you kidding me? It's gross I don't want to look at penises
12 "Rule 34"
My God... Glad this never happened to me.
13 "My Little Pony Porn"
14 "Furries"
Sorry, I'm actually a furry though. Seriously I LOVE ANIMALS I'm so sorry guys
15 Porn
16 "Is it me? Or is my birth certificate an apology from the abortion clinic..."
"Dear husband & wife, we regret to inform you that your greatest mistake has failed to be aborted"
17 "Smoke bombs in schools"
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