Top 10 Worst & Embarrassing Things for Your Parents to Find On Your Search History

FladevousEniker
Face it, your parents are the CIA hellbent on knowing every secret you have plus what kind of flavour of air you're breathing with.

The Top Ten

1 "Best & Gayest Porn of 2016 (Gone Biblical Crazy) (Nearly Beheaded) (Involves Unholy Sex Moves)"

Oh no, you'd be grounded for LIFE. - Catacorn

Or you could just say porn - FladevousEniker

These are oddly specific...

LOL, I would never really search that thougj - Martinglez

2 "Guns for Sale on E-Bay + Free Guide on School Shooting"
3 "What is the best place to throw all my sex dolls & tissues away?"
4 "HELP! The woman I just dated on Minecraft is an greasy old man! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!"

Just dump them and just date on Roblox instead. - Skullkid755

5 "Why everytime I glance at someone's cleavage, why I have a feeling that I want to bake them with eggs & bacon for breakfast"
6 "Satanic Rituals for Dummies + Free Human Genitals"

The lord my god our god shall punish ye that is shameful/very sinful

7 "Images of Celebrities Bewbs & Booties Online (LEGIT!)"

100% legit like your mum... #rekt - FladevousEniker

8 "Help! There are hundreds of my furious ex-GF outside my house! Is there a local wizard here?"

The fact that you still belive in wizards plus a crowd of your ex-girlfriend outside your house just make it so embarassing for someone to find - FladevousEniker

9 "Why Santa didn't give me the condom I want for Christmas?!?!?! And does he EXIST?!"
10 "Penis pictures"

Are you kidding me? It's gross I don't want to look at penises - andrewteel

Once I convinced my big sister to google "penis" and click images

She did - Lunala

The Contenders

11 "My Little Pony Porn"
12 "Furries"

Sorry, I'm actually a furry though. Seriously I LOVE ANIMALS I'm so sorry guys

13 Porn

Um seriously ewww! who wants to look at that? - andrewteel

14 "Is it me? Or is my birth certificate an apology from the abortion clinic..."

"Dear husband & wife, we regret to inform you that your greatest mistake has failed to be aborted" - FladevousEniker

15 "Rule 34"

My God... Glad this never happened to me.

16 "Smoke bombs in schools"
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1. "Best & Gayest Porn of 2016 (Gone Biblical Crazy) (Nearly Beheaded) (Involves Unholy Sex Moves)"
2. "Guns for Sale on E-Bay + Free Guide on School Shooting"
3. "HELP! The woman I just dated on Minecraft is an greasy old man! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!"
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1. "Best & Gayest Porn of 2016 (Gone Biblical Crazy) (Nearly Beheaded) (Involves Unholy Sex Moves)"
2. "Guns for Sale on E-Bay + Free Guide on School Shooting"
3. "What is the best place to throw all my sex dolls & tissues away?"
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