Top Ten Worst Places to Pee

BlueTopazIceVanilla
There is ONE way to pee, and that is a toilet. However, what if the toilet WASN'T there? So, here are the Top Ten Worst Places to Pee.
(P. S., this list was made PURELY as a joke, but I know someone will SURELY take it seriously.)

The Top Ten

1 A toilet

Toilets waste water. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Someone went primitve as it appears - SpectralOwl

Only if it’s broken

SEROUSLY! THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO PEE IN!

2 In SpongeBob SquarePants's pineapple house

He'll probably inflict some kind of torture on you with his laugh, or Gary will watch you pee. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

A bit random I'd have to wear a Water Helmet LOL. - PatrickStar3

3 On a laptop

Laptops are expensive. Ruining it with pee is a horrible waste of money. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

4 On a piece of poop

I do this on the toilet sometimes

It'll smell even worse! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

5 On your brother's math book

Actually, I don't care. Math is boring anyway. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

6 On a Lord of the Rings book

HOW TERRIBLE! You won't be able to see the exact color of your pee because it mixes with the ink on the book. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

7 On your mom

No explanation needed. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Only if you're a baby boy

8 In the middle of a crowded street

Why would you do that? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

9 On a police officer

Like that crazy guy from that video. what is wrong with people. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

10 On a cat

I did this one time.

I hate cats, so I would do this.

The Contenders

11 On a Spider-man meme

These are still funny, at least to me. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

12 A pull-up
13 A diaper

When I was 2 this was the BEST place for me to pee in! :D

14 Your underwear
15 Your pants
16 Your dress
17 The pool
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