Top Ten Worst Places to Pee

There is ONE way to pee, and that is a toilet. However, what if the toilet WASN'T there? So, here are the Top Ten Worst Places to Pee.
(P. S., this list was made PURELY as a joke, but I know someone will SURELY take it seriously.)
The Top Ten
1 A toilet

Only broken Toilets but non broken toilets I will pee

Toilets waste water.

Someone went primitve as it appears

What?!? that's the best place to pee

2 In SpongeBob SquarePants's pineapple house

He'll probably inflict some kind of torture on you with his laugh, or Gary will watch you pee.

A bit random I'd have to wear a Water Helmet LOL.

3 On a laptop

Laptops are expensive. Ruining it with pee is a horrible waste of money.

This has to be number 1!

4 On a piece of poop

When I was 2 years old I pooped in my diaper then I peed in it.

I do this on the toilet sometimes

It will make it mushier yuck!

5 On your brother's math book
6 On a Lord of the Rings book

HOW TERRIBLE! You won't be able to see the exact color of your pee because it mixes with the ink on the book.

7 On your mom

No explanation needed.

Only if you're a baby boy

8 In the middle of a crowded street

Why would you do that?

9 On a police officer

Cop: your under arrest! Me: I want to go home 🏠 to pee and yes mommy said to pee on the police �" am I in trouble? Cop: you have the right to remain silent what you say will be used against you in a court of law! You have the right to an attorney if not afford one attorney will be provided. Me: can I do what I want! Cop: shut up silence lastly do you understand these rights or am I lying in your mind!

10 In your Mouth
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11 On a Spider-man meme

These are still funny, at least to me.

12 On a cat

I did this one time.

13 A pull-up

I peed in these when I was 3. But then my mom found them too expensive (we're Asian) so I peed in diapers again until I was about 4.

14 Your underwear

Um yeah it is the worst!

15 Your pants

My diapers leaked sometimes when I was 2 years old.

16 A diaper
17 Jail

Prison guard clean up that mess your mess

18 In your Eyes
19 Your dress
20 The pool
21 On a dog
22 In a courtroom
23 On a police car
24 On the sheriff
25 On your person
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