Top Ten Worst Places to Pee

BlueTopazIceVanilla
There is ONE way to pee, and that is a toilet. However, what if the toilet WASN'T there? So, here are the Top Ten Worst Places to Pee.
(P. S., this list was made PURELY as a joke, but I know someone will SURELY take it seriously.)

The Top Ten

1 A toilet

Toilets waste water. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

2 In SpongeBob SquarePants's pineapple house

He'll probably inflict some kind of torture on you with his laugh, or Gary will watch you pee. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

3 On a laptop

Laptops are expensive. Ruining it with pee is a horrible waste of money. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

4 On a piece of poop

It'll smell even worse! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

5 On your brother's math book

Actually, I don't care. Math is boring anyway. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

6 On a Lord of the Rings book

HOW TERRIBLE! You won't be able to see the exact color of your pee because it mixes with the ink on the book. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

7 On your mom

No explanation needed. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

8 In the middle of a crowded street V 1 Comment
9 On a police officer V 1 Comment
10 On a cat

I did this one time.

I hate cats, so I would do this.

The Contenders

11 On a Spider-man meme

These are still funny, at least to me. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

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1. A toilet
2. In SpongeBob SquarePants's pineapple house
3. On a laptop
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