Top Ten Worst Places to Pee

There is ONE way to pee, and that is a toilet. However, what if the toilet WASN'T there? So, here are the Top Ten Worst Places to Pee.
(P. S., this list was made PURELY as a joke, but I know someone will SURELY take it seriously.)

The Top Ten Worst Places to Pee

1 A toilet

Only broken Toilets but non broken toilets I will pee - ArcticWolf

What?!? that's the best place to pee - andrewteel

Toilets waste water. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Someone went primitve as it appears - SpectralOwl

2 In SpongeBob SquarePants's pineapple house


He'll probably inflict some kind of torture on you with his laugh, or Gary will watch you pee. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

A bit random I'd have to wear a Water Helmet LOL. - PatrickStar3

3 On a laptop

This has to be number 1! - Lucy1402

Laptops are expensive. Ruining it with pee is a horrible waste of money. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

4 On a piece of poop

It will make it mushier yuck!

When I was 2 years old I pooped in my diaper then I peed in it.

I do this on the toilet sometimes

It'll smell even worse! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

5 On your brother's math book

Actually, I don't care. Math is boring anyway. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

6 On a Lord of the Rings book

HOW TERRIBLE! You won't be able to see the exact color of your pee because it mixes with the ink on the book. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

7 On your mom

Only if you're a baby boy

No explanation needed. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

8 In the middle of a crowded street

Why would you do that? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

9 On a police officer

Cop: your under arrest! Me: I want to go home 🏠 to pee and yes mommy said to pee on the police " am I in trouble? Cop: you have the right to remain silent what you say will be used against you in a court of law! You have the right to an attorney if not afford one attorney will be provided. Me: can I do what I want! Cop: shut up silence lastly do you understand these rights or am I lying in your mind!

Like that crazy guy from that video. what is wrong with people. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

10 On a Spider-man meme

These are still funny, at least to me. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

The Contenders

11 On a cat

I did this one time.

I hate cats, so I would do this.

12 A pull-up

I peed in these when I was 3. But then my mom found them too expensive (we're Asian) so I peed in diapers again until I was about 4.

13 Your underwear

Um yeah it is the worst! - andrewteel

14 Your pants

My diapers leaked sometimes when I was 2 years old.

15 A diaper

When I was 2 this was the BEST place for me to pee in! :D

16 Jail

Prison guard clean up that mess your mess

17 In your Mouth

That's nasty



18 Your dress
19 The pool
20 On a dog
21 In a courtroom

The judge 👩🏾‍⚖️ will be very very angry

22 In your Eyes
23 On a police car
24 On the sheriff
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