Top 10 Worst Things for Your Butt to Be Made Of

You have to shape your butt every time you stand.

Your butt would be really heavy, every time you have to sit, you must sit on a car jack and when you have to get up, you must lift the jack. Oh, wait. Even if you stand, you'll fall down.

You would sink in water!

Every time you wash it, it'll violently effervesce and leave an unpleasant hydroxide up your back and inside you. That is, if it's mostly or entirely sodium.

It reacts vigorously with air at room temperature and even reacts with cold water. So, you're in danger.

If this was what your butt was made out of it would probably fall apart

Which is already what your butt is.

Who put skin up here

What's so bad bout that? When you're hungry, just lick your butt.

Just pull down your pants and Superman would be down in a minute!