Top 10 Worst Things to Say to Your Dad

The Top Ten

1 Mom got the divorce papers signed!

2 I HATE YOU!

3 Go kill yourself!

This is a horrible thing to say to anyone.

4 Shove it up there, old man.

5 Oh why don't you go cry in the corner and listen to The Beatles some more.

6 Let's have sex!

Erm, let's draw a line here over things that count as father-son/daughter activity.

7 I'm pregnant.

8 So, Mom died!

9 They're all dead!

10 I'm running away!

The Contenders

11 I don't care what you say I'm gonna have a baby

12 Mom found out about your girlfriend

13 I'm Gay

Depends on who your Dad is. My dad reacted fine when my sister came out. Some dads would disown their kids for that though, but I guess then they were never really your dad.

14 You are the worst dad ever

15 I don’t care about you

16 You should commit suicide just to get away from me

17 I like older men because I have daddy issues because of you

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