Worst Times to YawnBritgirl What would you do - you have to yawn, right? But at THAT moment, in THAT place. A loud jaw-breaking yawn or a more polite stifle. When is the worst time?
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There is not a sound...except for YAWN! "Sorry, carry on." - Britgirl
This is so bad. Your boss is giving a talk on 'Team spirit' and 'For the good of the staff' and all you want to do is nod off or yawn in his face but I don't think doing that would be good for morale. - Barry2013
You know what I'm talking about. Hell hath no fury like a boss being yawned at! - Britgirl
You could'nt imagine the look on his face when I did it!
Hopefully not like in the Simpsons; at the end of the episode "Homer's Enemy". Homer just drowsily tells Marge to "change the T.V. channel", and everyone laughs. - PositronWildhawk
"I love you, I want to spend the rest of my life... " YAWN! - Britgirl
P.W: that WOULD be pretty funny! - Britgirl
Imagine if the priest fell asleep! Laugh out loud! - PositronWildhawk
Oh my God! I should think this impossible to do anyway! - Britgirl
Make sure it's one of jaw-breaking ones as you call it. The louder the better and for the longest time. It's awesome fun. - Barry2013
Yes. Yawning's infectious. Have any of you heard 'The Yawning Man? ' just hearing it makes me...YAWN...! Sorry.
Go into a loft that is full of people and yawn straight away. I garuntee you by the time you get out, at least half of them will have yawned - Danielsun182
"So, as a potential employee, what can you offer this company? "
"I'm alert, on the ball..." YAWN!..."and dedicated." YAWN!..."I'm the best candidate for the job." YAWN! - Britgirl
I sincerely hopes this never happens. Especially not to me. - PositronWildhawk
You don't know how close to the truth that is. It's spooky. - Barry2013
It's funny that someone would add this. I was watching Les Miserables O2 concert and kept thinking how funny (and indeed embarrassing) it would be if whoever was singing were to yawn mid-song:
"I dreamed a dream in times gone by, when hopes were high and life.., " YAWN... "worth living... " - Britgirl
This is just nasty - Curti2594
How does that even work?
That's gonna be difficult to... (you know)
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