Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die


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Starving in a supermarket
I really think its a very stupid way to die. I mean, come on ya' idiot, its full of food1 duh! Oh look, I am in a place full of food and I am so scared of getting arrested ill just starve to death instead of sneaking a candy bar or something. But who even stays in a supermarket that long anyway? Definitely a bad way to go
Yes... Yes this is so stupid indeed... Don't even TRY it, you'll be on the news for, 'most dumb woman/man on earth' trust me, don't
In other news a woman was found dead in a supermarket autopsy says she died of starvation


That would be really stupid because there would be so much food around you and you could just grab some food from shelves. There would probably be some free food samples that you could eat.
[Newest]There's a Yo Mama joke about this

2Drive off of a cliff but survive but die of shock from the high price of your hospital bill
haha! best joke I've heard in ages! (but don't you mean 'medical' bill? )
that truly is the most stupid way to die.
This is what happens when you don't buy Geico people. Geico: save 15 percent or more on car insurance!
I think I would just tell them, "Look what I've been through! I'll pay you... On Tuesday. "
[Newest]It not funny if you die

3Forgetting how to breath
If you forget how to breath you will die. If you want to try it, you gon die. Anyway who will be stupid enough to do that
That happens to me a lot.
This actullay happens to people who have had seizures and pre mature babies can suffer from this.
[Newest]How is this behind Justin Bieber?! He's not even that bad!

4Choking on your own tongue
When people have seizures, all their muscles contract. Your tongue is a muscle, so it will contract. When this happens the tongue rolls back and the victim will choke on their tongue. It is not uncommon to happen, and is a serious and painful, not dumb, way to die
This is actually a myth, as an epileptic myself I can tell you that this does not happen, nor could it. when people choke to death it is because they were lying on their back and their muscles contract, forcing vomit to fill their mouths and causing them to choke on it while unconscious.

... Totally hilarious,... ha ha you dumbass.
That is so weird. I LOVE IT! lol. tanning booth death couldn't happen (if you mean from the energy... if you mean suffocation then yeah its possible. )


That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of like how would you choke on your own tongue.
[Newest]I know a person who ended like that...

5Trying to eat a whole Big Mac in one bite and choking
I know a kid that did this on a field trip and he threw up non-stop. Fat ass..
That is Really dumb
I once choked on a butterscotch I wonder what would happen if I tried this? Conclusion DEATH
[Newest]At least it was tasty

6Listening to Justin Beiber Too Long
Justin Bieber: "Baby, baby, baby, baby..."
Person: "Oh help, I'm getting a heart attack because of that stupid sound."
Justin Bieber :"(still singing and don't giving a damn) Baby, baby, baby, baby..."
Person: "Now I understand why he's such a dumb ass."
Dying with JB on would just be plain horrific!


Actually, dying normally with still sharing the same world with Justin Bieber sucks!
[Newest]You don't even have to listen to him TOO long, his voice is a pretty good reason, too :(

7Getting your head ripped of in an elevator
If you were stupid and you would want to do it then you're seriously stupid like who would want to do that I've seen it before, if you are stupid don't try it. Half of his body was ripped off,
I think I put this there because of an episode on 100 ways to die. It could happen but it's very unlikely and couldn't you just get the doors wide enough to pull yourself out? It must hurt though.


I think it just stupid to get your head stuck in an elevator door for popularity and attention
[Newest]What stupid dumb head would do that? Oh, I know, Justin Bieber!

8Get your face caught in an egg-beater
Well that would be a bad bad bad thing to do but, it would, might, or can kill U. So its your choice to kill your self with an egg-beater. So don't try it.
How would that happen you'd need to stick your face on the beater and then turn it on.
Only a moron would do that!
[Newest]Haha because everybody walks up to an egg beater and say " I think it would be perfectly safe to stick my head in that and fun! " 😂😂😂

9Getting stuck in a tanning booth
Well she did ask for a long tan.
The whole idea just screams Final Destination to me. Oh what, it does happen in Final Destination and it looks like a really bad way to go.
Cool and anyway we were born to die
[Newest]Stay away from racists

10You drink to much Anti-Freeze
Wait, there's a normal amount of Anti-Freeze to drink?
Is there such a thing as too much anti-freeze. I love that stuff I could drink it all day


If you ingest ant-freeze you will die. Incredibly stupid

The Contenders

11Dying of heatstroke in the arctic
How is this possible?


You could be wearing too much winter clothing. I got a heat stroke in December


When I was in jr high one boy the story goes put on a wet suit and went in the attic. He was found dead. True story's science experiment gone wrong
Idiot I told him not to go to the worlds strongest tanning booth in Antartica!

12Drown in Jell-o
I wouldn't mind this one as long as if green apple jello and I get to eat some :3
I would just try to eat my way out!
How is this possible?

13Try to catch a piranha with your own tongue
One piranha is not very dangerous
That is definitely the dumbest way to die! Ouch!
Top no they are super sharp teeth
[Newest]What genius thought of this obvious sarcasm is obvious.

14Suffocating on your pillow
Ok this is pretty dumb and I can actually picture this happening...
I could picture this happening, that's pretty dumb.
I I ts real more deaths in a app called dumb ways to die
[Newest]It seriously looks like Patrick Star ate a whole watermelon in one sitting.

15Getting stabbed with a cucumber
God, that happens to me ALL THE TIME. Stupid cucumbers, leave me alone.


In a movie that I don't know the title of some one got stabbed by corn so it could happen? Maybe?
What if you got stabbed to death by corn like that one guy in Sleepwalkers.
[Newest]I made a story where a character gets stabbed by a cucumber.

16Playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded Uzi
I guess he didn't read the rules. You only have one bullet.
You mean, the song Russian roulette by Rihanna?
Russian Roulette is a game you idoit not a song

17Trying to fly
It's obvious. If you try to fly off a building, you are NOT gonna make it. Some of these can be true, though. People can die of even the smallest cut from a disease where your blood cannot clot and you can just bleed to death.
Chuck norris poking your balls
I did that once when I was three. Broke my arm AND my pride...

18Walking across quicksand while carrying an anvil
You guys are so dumb. The anvil will increase the weight of the person, and actually make him sink slower. !
It will not, it will make him sink slower have you ever watched any survival movies?
The anvil will let you sink more. Very stupid

19Getting run over by a boat
Haha really NOT funny... Amazing like really who would do that ant more
Definitely agree only stupid people would be like "hey! Let's jump into the propeller! "
I mean, shouldn't we call it a water traffic accident!


[Newest]Reminds me of Another, the anime. When that kid's body was ripped apart.

20Your head bursts while sitting on the toilet and pressing
That almost happened to me one time... I was all "Hurr.. Come on little guy... " But right before I exploded it came out. Phew.
Haha that's funny as hell and the other comment I read I almost died! Laugh out loud
My eight month old cousin burst a vein when he was pooping last year!

21Play catch the knife

22Taking your helmet off in outer space and your head explodes while you freeze to death
If you were to do this... You must have failed all your courses to be an astronaut...
Your head won't actually explode if you take your helmet off in space. you'll just soffocate and freeze
Take your helmet off in otter space use a clothes dryer as a hidden place... dumb ways to die...

23Snapping your neck on an office chair
Umm that's pretty weird and disturbing I like it but it is dumb ok now I sound dumb any one agree with me hey hey hey!
Dude, this is a dumb way to die. Especially on the first day of the job.
That's like SO scary. But Dumb, Like in the Hunger Games A Kid Gets His Neck SNAPPED MY CATO.-.
[Newest]I'm never cracking my neck again...

24Bleeding to death by a paper cut
I don't even know anymore...

25Yelling death to America while in the USA
I think many of us citizens would join. At least the rednecks and the amish.
LOL, guess that would be a successful flash mob at lest


26Shake a coconut tree

27Get yourself locked in a refrigerator
This would be the worst way to die and you wouldn't even die of hunger you would freeze
Some refrigerators have a internal temp regulator so you could just turn down the cold
In the old days people would get stuck in those playing games and they wouldn't actually freeze, they'd run out of oxygen...
Laugh out loud! That sometimes happen in cartoons (regular show anyone? )
[Newest]This happened in India when a guy playing hide and seek was trapped in an ice cream freezer..

28Trying to put out a fire with gasoline
Well, sadly, a lot of people are not "educated" enough to label canisters. Besides the fact that the only difference is the smell, no one would have time to sniff it when trying to put out a fire.
That's just so funny :D
That's just dumb. Wow.

29Call the Meanest Bully Fat

30Pressing the self destruct button
Well, the self destruct button may be a welcome (though deadly) sign of relief if you are forced to listen to too many Justin Beiber songs.
Just let me say this bad idea


Why would you even have a "self destruct" button anyway

31Suffocation by boobies
This is the only way I would like to die
Or anthony from smosh would like to die. Any guys dream to. laugh out loud
This is not a dumb way to die, It is a fun way to die


32Get a paper cut on both your eyes, walk off a cliff and die
How would you get paper cut on both your eyes?

33Drowning in your own tears

34Play with knives and super glue at the same time

35Playing MMORPG for too long without sleeping
Aleready 100 percent of filipinos done that like my playing grand chase for 24 hrs and forgot to sleep and leveled up to 100 2nd class

36Getting stuck in a dryer
This actually happened to me. I was 5 and not very smart but I didn't die. I was in the hospital for like 4 weeks though. It was the most stupid experience ever. Me and my friend were playing hide and seek
That has to be the dumbest way to die since how did you get into the dryer in the first place? And the door is open-able pretty easily.
Ah, yes. I found out you couldn't escape from the inside the hard way... TOTALLY NOT FUN. I FELT LIKE I WAS LITERALLY BAKING

37Dressing up like a moose during hunting season
Stand on the edge of a train station platform!
Run across a rail road crossing
I wonder what's this red button do?
Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die


[Newest]I would do that

38A game of spoons out of control

39You turn up the music so loud on your MP3 player that your head explodes
I wish this would happen to the kids at my school, damn them...
Mother of mp3 killer...
I listen to music loud on my mp3, but I would hate to die from it. m/

40Shove keys in an outlet

41Eat some big rocks then explode while trying to poop them
Honestly this happened to Chelsea price

42Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranhas bate
I bet all the ones from that app are from the same person. :, D

43Tripping over a rice grain
Are you that weak?


44Eat a 2 week old unrefrigerated pie
Is this from "Dumb ways to die" app
My favorite from dumb ways to die

45Playing My Little Pony too Much
Too dumb. Did I mention dumb?!?
Try to play smile. Exe it will give you die

46Feed a wild snake a taco

47Swallowing too much helium
Helium inhalation can kill you, it's density is less than that of air and it can replace the oxygen in your lungs. Once that happens nervous system shuts down and you go to sleep. Forever. Times infinity.
I'm glad I never did helium because back then I didn't know it was a drug and when I found out I was happy I never swallowed any from a helium balloon.


It isn't a drug

48Eating yourself
Worst way to die but I wondor what you would taste like
Tamsen Donner knew what human flesh tastes like.

49Having a vending machine fall on you
Just imagine it: The Doritos gets stuck against the glass. You're furious because you just decided to quit that idet. So you kick the bottom of the vending machine. A groan and then it falls down on you: and you're dead. This happens and then right after the bag of chips comes out. Turns out this kills 13 people a year.

50Choking on air

51Getting kicked in a groin multiple times
Dumb... but so funny to watch
Hell yea that's funny to watch

52Doing the Harlem Shake
It's very possible to die from the Harlem Shake. Totally... Laugh out loud

53Death by snoo snoo
? What's that? Do I want to know?

54Being a white guy and going into a black gang's turf
My gosh this is so racist in so many ways!

People are so mean these days! Disgusting

55Your teacher gives you ten tons of homework, and your brain explodes
Sadly, these days this could happen at nay moment!
Hey, it happend to a friend of mine! Lololol

56Blow up a zombies lair
The zombies would zurvive and eat your brainz

57Burying yourself in the ground and waiting to die

58Dying from doing to many squats.
Hey, at least my ass will look amazinggg!

59Kissing a shark
How do you kiss a shark?
You can't kiss a shark what! I'm confused here?

60Trampled by a stampede of wild, angry Gilchrists

61Threatening Chuck Norris then getting killed by Goku from Dragon Ball

62Survive the biggest waves, then trip on a rock and die.
My kayaking instructor wants to be this kind of guy.
Saddest way to die ever..
You would hove to be either in space 500ft under ground or out of its path to survive that because all the pressure would take down every thing in new your.

63Drinking too much water
Believe it or not this can and has happened.
Water with a high amount CAN be like a toxic and kill you guys

64Having a water balloon fight by a power line

65Plan a parade route over train tracks
It's a really funny way to die, lolz

66Choke on your cat's fur balls
My furry balls, or my fur balls?

67Selling both of your kidneys
Yes its from the dumb ways to die video
Is this from Dumb ways to die video?

68Reading too many Harry Potter books and then trying to use a magic spell to fly
Magic isn't real people so don't believe everything the books say.
I tried to do magic but no success... "
I know it doesn't work

69Trip on your shoe laces into oncoming traffic

70Dying of blood loss brought on by a paper cut while bungee jumping
Last time I checked people don't read when they bungee jump, but... whatever floats your boat. Just make sure it doesn't crash into an iceburg.

71Swing on a turning ceiling fan
Been there done that lmao so fun
I was small enough to fit in one of those baby things when I was five. WHE

72Sexing too much without resting
This is too perverted
It is "having sex" not sexing

73Having fun with an electric eel

74Setting fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear, eat medicine that's out-of-date, use your private parts as pirhanna bait, dumb ways to die...

75In shock of one word said by a person who has laryngitis

76Chasing a bug, the fall and die.
What who would chase a bug?

77Drowning in a toilet
It can and has happened
That already happended and... heh yes, it can also happen

78Playing catch with Chuck Norris

79Making a happy tree friends reference
I don't even wanna think about it...

80Suffocation by too many farts
Almost happened to me once. Me and my brother had the door closed and we faarted all night. I did the worst. I layed off a deadman 10, A LEVEL 10 DEADMAN! That's RARE FROM ME. IT SMELLS 2x WORSE THAN A SKUNK SPRAY TO THE NOSE! I ALMOST DIED UNTIL MORNING! Then we opened the door, and I couldn't smell at all. Also almost just happened to me. I FARTED 20 FREKIN TIMES. I ALMOST PASSED OUT AND DIED!
I don't wanna die like that!

81Eat superglue
This won't actually kill you.


82Cook yourself in an oven
That's not awesome. That's very painful.
Awesome way to die

83Run into a wall full speed

84Drowning in your own pee

85Attacking a hippo

86Dying of thirst in a lake
That's just plain dumb. Just drink the water. Instead your like, "I'm too scared I'll be eaten. I should just wait for help.". Then help gets there, but your already dead from thirst. It should be the 1st dumb way to die.
Depends on what kind of water. If its salt water, then you would die of dehydration. I would rather live a couple more days that hasten my death.

87Snuffing a line of ants while trying to be Ozzy Osbourne on New Year's Eve

88Killed by a Cartoon Dinosaur
How can that cartoon dinosaur kill me if he's not real?
What if there's a suit for the Dino? And some one just killed you in it

89Getting sucked down when you flush your toilet

90Die while playing the game of life
You win the internet

91Farting in a wrestler's face
Listening to to many toilet puns

92Not farting for a long time
Seriously you will explode if you do this

93Celebrating Earth Day by holding your breath all day
Laughed so much when I saw this. Obviously dumb.

94Yell "I hate MLP" when you're surrounded by fans and bronies

95A toilet cubicle falls on you

96Playing chicken with a car behind you without a car of your own

97Get stuck in a vending machine
Let... Me... Get... That... Snack... Oh no!


98Choking on your own spit
This happens to me A LOT! I died so many times...


99Throwing a piano to yourself

100Getting eaten by a seagull

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