Top Ten Dumbest Ways to DieSamfisherofwoe
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I really think it's a very stupid way to die. I mean, come on ya' idiot, its full of food1 duh! Oh look, I am in a place full of food and I am so scared of getting arrested ill just starve to death instead of sneaking a candy bar or something. But who even stays in a supermarket that long anyway? Definitely a bad way to go
Yes... Yes this is so stupid indeed... Don't even TRY it, you'll be on the news for, 'most dumb woman/man on earth' trust me, don't
In other news a woman was found dead in a supermarket autopsy says she died of starvation - shfydgi
That would be really stupid because there would be so much food around you and you could just grab some food from shelves. There would probably be some free food samples that you could eat.
I get this is meaning to be funny but if you were starving in a supermarket someone would feed youV35 Comments
haha! best joke I've heard in ages! (but don't you mean 'medical' bill? )
that truly is the most stupid way to die.
This is what happens when you don't buy Geico people. Geico: save 15 percent or more on car insurance!
I think I would just tell them, "Look what I've been through! I'll pay you... On Tuesday. "
Dang. Is this person trying to write a book?!V16 Comments
I know a kid that did this on a field trip and he threw up non-stop. Fat ass..
I once choked on a butterscotch I wonder what would happen if I tried this? Conclusion DEATH
I can fit whole crackers in my mouth and yah
I choked on a noodle when I was younger but it regurgitated eventually by nature
A big Mac itself can kill you. Why eat it in one bite? I want to live longer.V9 Comments
When people have seizures, all their muscles contract. Your tongue is a muscle, so it will contract. When this happens the tongue rolls back and the victim will choke on their tongue. It is not uncommon to happen, and is a serious and painful, not dumb, way to die
This is actually a myth, as an epileptic myself I can tell you that this does not happen, nor could it. when people choke to death it is because they were lying on their back and their muscles contract, forcing vomit to fill their mouths and causing them to choke on it while unconscious.
... Totally hilarious,... ha ha you dumbass.
That is so weird. I LOVE IT! lol. tanning booth death couldn't happen (if you mean from the energy... if you mean suffocation then yeah its possible. ) - fireinside96
That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of like how would you choke on your own tongue.
This is not dumb it happens to my friend and they have brain issues nowV7 Comments
Justin Bieber: "Baby, baby, baby, baby..."
Person: "Oh help, I'm getting a heart attack because of that stupid sound."
Justin Bieber :"(still singing and don't giving a damn) Baby, baby, baby, baby..."
Person: "Now I understand why he's such a dumb ass."
I think it is sad how much people hate on Justin Beiber. I don't like his music and in my opinion there are much better artists, but I don't therefor hate him. I just don't listen to his music. The worst part is that most of the people who hate on him haven't written a better song.
Actually, dying normally with still sharing the same world with Justin Bieber sucks!
Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby... SHUT UP!V27 Comments
If you forget how to breath you will die. If you want to try it, you gon die. Anyway who will be stupid enough to do that
How is this behind Justin Bieber?! He's not even that bad!
This actullay happens to people who have had seizures and pre mature babies can suffer from this.V6 Comments
Dude, imagine if you stuck your head out an elevator, and it closes, your neck is still intact, but the elevator elevates and you hit the roof. Your chocking and cannot breath, then there's a headless bloody body in the elevator. If you did that, your brain is smaller than a mustard seed. Geez.
Something like this would be really unlikely to happen, but if it happened it would really hurt. This sounds like something that would happen in an episode of happy tree friends. - Imreallyboredrightnow
I think I put this there because of an episode on 100 ways to die. It could happen but it's very unlikely and couldn't you just get the doors wide enough to pull yourself out? It must hurt though. - booklover1
Been there done that it hurts a lotV15 Comments
Wait, there's a normal amount of Anti-Freeze to drink?
If you ingest ant-freeze you will die. Incredibly stupid
Is there such a thing as too much anti-freeze. I love that stuff I could drink it all day - ChickaChickaSlimShady
Why would anybody do that it is so stupidV2 Comments
Umm that's pretty weird and disturbing I like it but it is dumb ok now I sound dumb any one agree with me hey hey hey!
Dude, this is a dumb way to die. Especially on the first day of the job.
That's like SO scary. But Dumb, Like in the Hunger Games A Kid Gets His Neck SNAPPED MY CATO.-.
This is funny but also creepy. - 05yusuf09V3 Comments
One piranha is not very dangerous
That is definitely the dumbest way to die! Ouch!
Top no they are super sharp teeth
I don't think you would dieV7 Comments
Well that would be a bad bad bad thing to do but, it would, might, or can kill U. So its your choice to kill your self with an egg-beater. So don't try it.
How would that happen you'd need to stick your face on the beater and then turn it on.
Your face will get mixed up with blood if you do that, so don't do it!
Dumb and not the dumb ways to die dumbV4 Comments
The whole idea just screams Final Destination to me. Oh what, it does happen in Final Destination and it looks like a really bad way to go.V3 Comments
God, that happens to me ALL THE TIME. Stupid cucumbers, leave me alone. - Mushroom99
In a movie that I don't know the title of some one got stabbed by corn so it could happen? Maybe?
What if you got stabbed to death by corn like that one guy in Sleepwalkers.
This is just stupid. How can a cucumber stab you?!?! LOL. It is funny, though.V8 Comments
Ok this is pretty dumb and I can actually picture this happening...
I could picture this happening, that's pretty dumb.
This actually almost happened to me...I suffer from sleep paralysis and one time I woke up paralyzed with my face in the pillow. Was not a good experience
I can picture it in my head right is so dumb. I feel bad for the people who did this.V12 Comments
It's obvious. If you try to fly off a building, you are NOT gonna make it. Some of these can be true, though. People can die of even the smallest cut from a disease where your blood cannot clot and you can just bleed to death.
I did that once when I was three. Broke my arm AND my pride...
Try jumping off a cliff, and then you will instantly die. When you fall on the ground.
It did this off the couch and broke my leg then my girlfriend sat on meV9 Comments
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear, eat medicine that's out-of-date, use your private parts as pirhanna bait, dumb ways to die...
That really would be stupid the only people would do that is a segergashion color wich is the whitesV3 Comments
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranhas bate
Set fire on your hair poke a stick at a grizzly bear eat medicine that's out of date use your private part as piranha bate
If you poke a grizzly bear with a stick you deserve whatever he has coming for you.V4 Comments
Haha really NOT funny... Amazing like really who would do that ant more
Definitely agree only stupid people would be like "hey! Let's jump into the propeller! "
Reminds me of Another, the anime. When that kid's body was ripped apart.V2 Comments
? What's that? Do I want to know?
What the crap are you talking' about. Whats wrong with ya bru
Snoo snoo is sex ( futurama reference )
Is that some foreign word? - PonyV1 Comment
Lol. I laughed at this. This is so dumb. Who tries to play a game of Catch with a knife? I can picture that in my head. Two idiotic kids playing Catch the Knife, one kid gets stabbed in the face by mistake, and then dies. Scary, right? Well, now you learned not to try this at home, or anywhere else.
Weirdest way to die and dumbest stupid people would only try this
Why would you do that
That that's just dumbV5 Comments
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