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1I will beat you with a small child.
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2Eat my pants! More comments about Eat my pants!
3Don't freak out but my neighbor lives next to me.
4Isn't it weird that, pineapples never wear bikinis. More comments about Isn't it weird that, pineapples never wear bikinis.
5Sometimes when I'm alone I like to dress up in all brown, lay on the floor and pretend I'm a potato. More comments about Sometimes when I'm alone I like to dress up in all brown, lay on the floor and pretend I'm a potato.
6One time I died but I got better. More comments about One time I died but I got better.
7I eat babies.
8Shhh, the jalapenos are sleeping. More comments about Shhh, the jalapenos are sleeping.
9I like farting
10This is like retards humping a door nob
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11Excuse me everyone, I have AIDS virus. More comments about Excuse me everyone, I have AIDS virus.
12Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.
13Everyone freeze! The T-Rex's can't see us if we don't move!
14Once I saw a purple flying cow and I named it Phillip.
15Pole Dancing Ducks
16Salty sticks of brilliance.
17This is a great jumping song
18Yay! We're all gonna die! I'm so happy!
19I like trains
20My penis is on fire.
21Run! The mole has a gun!
23I like big butts and I can not lie
24Purple dino raping me
25No! I am too sexy for you!
26My name is Doof and you'll do what I'll say whoop whoop
27Hit me baby one more time! *Hit yourself!" Oh you bitch!
28I've been living in your closet for the past 2 days
29"OMG it's One Direction!"
30Have you seen the Fighting Pudding? He peeled Banana Head and made Onion cry.
31A balloon just flew out my ass
32*Tap on the person's shoulder* Imma be lurkin yer bushes. Ssss.....
Ah, I can just see the faces now.
Ah, I can just see the faces now.
Hahahaha. I have a friend who would do this.
33This is Sparta!
34"Have you seen my dog? He is 6 foot tall and hates heights, he is brown and thinks he's got swag"
35I feel weird hugging my mom with a boner
36I like to stuff cats into a beanbag chair... Don't worry they are dead
37Excuse me. That was me...
38If I can't roast a monkey with a green wagon, then when will Christians poop on forks?
39There's a snake in my boot.
40Don't freak out but I am part of a highly secretive agency and I have been sent to observe your every move because we have found DNA in your blood that does not belong to any living substance on earth.
41When my mom's not home I like to go to her garden and cover myself with dirt and pretend I'm a carrot.
42Can you MMMMMEEEOOOWWW like that very strange looking lampost? Lampost, show 'em! *MEOW*
43"Sir have you seen my hooker? She has big boobs, a large ass and says she is sick of looking at my storkerish face? Can you help me out with this?"
44"I'm breaking up with you, it's just too hard"
45If you traveling 5 mph upstream how many pancakes does it take to ghetto the moon on Thursday morning
46Warm kitty, soft kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
47Mmmmmm oven chips...
48I love the smell of a baby's burning flesh in the morning. *Sigh*
49Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order? Not really I want your kid
50Why do pink dolphins that suffer from delfiniphobia lack the containment of small watermelons while they engulfed in boiling acid concealed deep within the Southern Hemisphere of earth?
51I like boobies.
52Shut up. I'm busy feeling unpeeled grapes to my sofa.
53Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict.
54That one was moist!
55You are like the roses in my vase. You should know that my roses are fake, smell bad, and have thorns which tries to harm you in every way possible. And guess what I hate my roses. Did I tell you that you are like the roses in my vase?
56A zombie ate my brainsssss but they were nice and replaced it with a peanut! Now me and the zombie are friends.
57If you poop it will most likely fly back up your butt and take over your mind!
58Dolphin Fell On Tree Therefore I Am Related to Cake.
59Sleeping on the floor with a purple blankies is my favourite hobby. What is Fred Flintstone's?
60I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.
61I have a zombie in my head!
62Oh my god! You're one of them! *back away slowly*
63One time when I was sitting outside my neighbor waved to me so I waved back and my brother walked outside naked while eating a moist tomatoe... it was really moist.
64I swear I didn't remove the padding in your brassiere!
65I like to eat raw potatoes from in between my toes. How bout you?
66Does your fridge say Ékeefoò when you open it?
67Leedle leedle leedle leedle
68I have a pet cactus named Charlie Daveyson
69There's 6 apples and 29 pencils, how many pancakes did she eat?
70Shush... he's watching us!
71Messy birds in garlic soda berries
73You've got brownies
74There is a monkey in me
75Is there hot sauce in space?
76Look, a penis enlargement ad
78Just kitten! *Meow*
79Woah! i was just kitten! *Meow* don't pull out your gun now.
80Every knees bent, ass out. Arms out. Then you're ready to play volleyball
81I like to fry up babies and pretend they're sizzling bacon.
82Paint me like one of your French girls and get the hell out of my office.
83On April 27, people of my religion asking "Are you the Lemon?" When someone says that they're the Lemon, they're chained up and forced to say "Monkeys tell no lies" 482 times to Journey's Greatest Hits.
84Marco - Polo
85Oh no, the kitchen is on fire again!!!!!!!
86The Kumbuchu mushroom people sitting around all day!
87Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
88There's a purple mushroom in my backyard singing tacos.
90I AM BEOWULF!!!!!!!!!
92I love Spooderman!
93Remember those black dots that used to come out of corners and attack you?
94I sell kids on eBay... want one? They're on sale
95Heller Keller it's Jerry Maguire
96I am Herbert Hoover president of pink bananas
97Stay calmer when you want to harm a llama call a llama farmer
98Pop Goes the Weasel
99Hey! Don't Skype, the sniper rifle might shoot!
100I like shorts, they're easy and comfy to wear
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