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1I will beat you with a small child.
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2Eat my pants! More comments about Eat my pants!
3Don't freak out but my neighbor lives next to me.
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4Sometimes when I'm alone I like to dress up in all brown, lay on the floor and pretend I'm a potato. More comments about Sometimes when I'm alone I like to dress up in all brown, lay on the floor and pretend I'm a potato.
5Isn't it weird that, pineapples never wear bikinis. More comments about Isn't it weird that, pineapples never wear bikinis.
6One time I died but I got better. More comments about One time I died but I got better.
7I eat babies.
8Shhh, the jalapenos are sleeping. More comments about Shhh, the jalapenos are sleeping.
9I like farting
10This is like retards humping a door nob
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11Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato. More comments about Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.
12Excuse me everyone, I have AIDS virus. More comments about Excuse me everyone, I have AIDS virus.
13Once I saw a purple flying cow and I named it Phillip. More comments about Once I saw a purple flying cow and I named it Phillip.
14Salty sticks of brilliance.
15Pole Dancing Ducks
16Everyone freeze! The T-Rex's can't see us if we don't move!
17This is a great jumping song
18Yay! We're all gonna die! I'm so happy!
19I like trains
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20My penis is on fire.
22Run! The mole has a gun!
23I like big butts and I can not lie
24My name is Doof and you'll do what I'll say whoop whoop
25Purple dino raping me
26No! I am too sexy for you!
27Hit me baby one more time! *Hit yourself!" Oh you bitch!
28I've been living in your closet for the past 2 days
29"OMG it's One Direction!"
30A balloon just flew out my ass
31Have you seen the Fighting Pudding? He peeled Banana Head and made Onion cry.
32*Tap on the person's shoulder* Imma be lurkin yer bushes. Ssss.....
Ah, I can just see the faces now.
Ah, I can just see the faces now.
Hahahaha. I have a friend who would do this.
33This is Sparta!
34"Have you seen my dog? He is 6 foot tall and hates heights, he is brown and thinks he's got swag"
35When my mom's not home I like to go to her garden and cover myself with dirt and pretend I'm a carrot.
36I feel weird hugging my mom with a boner
37There's a snake in my boot.
38I like to stuff cats into a beanbag chair... Don't worry they are dead
39If I can't roast a monkey with a green wagon, then when will Christians poop on forks?
40Don't freak out but I am part of a highly secretive agency and I have been sent to observe your every move because we have found DNA in your blood that does not belong to any living substance on earth.
41Excuse me. That was me...
42"Sir have you seen my hooker? She has big boobs, a large ass and says she is sick of looking at my storkerish face? Can you help me out with this?"
43Mmmmmm oven chips...
44Can you MMMMMEEEOOOWWW like that very strange looking lampost? Lampost, show 'em! *MEOW*
45Warm kitty, soft kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
46Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order? Not really I want your kid
47Paint me like one of your French girls and get the hell out of my office.
48"I'm breaking up with you, it's just too hard"
49Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict.
50If you traveling 5 mph upstream how many pancakes does it take to ghetto the moon on Thursday morning
51You are like the roses in my vase. You should know that my roses are fake, smell bad, and have thorns which tries to harm you in every way possible. And guess what I hate my roses. Did I tell you that you are like the roses in my vase?
52Why do pink dolphins that suffer from delfiniphobia lack the containment of small watermelons while they engulfed in boiling acid concealed deep within the Southern Hemisphere of earth?
53Dolphin Fell On Tree Therefore I Am Related to Cake.
54Sleeping on the floor with a purple blankies is my favourite hobby. What is Fred Flintstone's?
55Oh my god! You're one of them! *back away slowly*
56A zombie ate my brainsssss but they were nice and replaced it with a peanut! Now me and the zombie are friends.
57I love the smell of a baby's burning flesh in the morning. *Sigh*
58I like boobies.
59Shut up. I'm busy feeling unpeeled grapes to my sofa.
60That one was moist!
61I swear I didn't remove the padding in your brassiere!
62Does your fridge say Ékeefoò when you open it?
63If you poop it will most likely fly back up your butt and take over your mind!
64Have a sandwich it'll be alright
65I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.
66I have a zombie in my head!
67You've got brownies
68One time when I was sitting outside my neighbor waved to me so I waved back and my brother walked outside naked while eating a moist tomatoe... it was really moist.
69There's a purple mushroom in my backyard singing tacos.
70I like to eat raw potatoes from in between my toes. How bout you?
71Leedle leedle leedle leedle
72I have a pet cactus named Charlie Daveyson
73There's 6 apples and 29 pencils, how many pancakes did she eat?
74I like to fry up babies and pretend they're sizzling bacon.
75Shush... he's watching us!
76Messy birds in garlic soda berries
77On April 27, people of my religion asking "Are you the Lemon?" When someone says that they're the Lemon, they're chained up and forced to say "Monkeys tell no lies" 482 times to Journey's Greatest Hits.
79There is a monkey in me
80Is there hot sauce in space?
81Look, a penis enlargement ad
83I am Herbert Hoover president of pink bananas
84Stay calmer when you want to harm a llama call a llama farmer
85Just kitten! *Meow*
86Woah! i was just kitten! *Meow* don't pull out your gun now.
87Pop Goes the Weasel
88Every knees bent, ass out. Arms out. Then you're ready to play volleyball
89Marco - Polo
90Oh no, the kitchen is on fire again!!!!!!!
91The Kumbuchu mushroom people sitting around all day!
92Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
94I AM BEOWULF!!!!!!!!!
96I love Spooderman!
97Remember those black dots that used to come out of corners and attack you?
98I sell kids on eBay... want one? They're on sale
99Heller Keller it's Jerry Maguire
100Eww did you just fart
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