Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd
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Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list. - fireinside96
This is the best random remark since 'go sit in a corner with a dried guava roll'! Lmfao... I am literally seeing myself. Laugh out loud. We need more of this stuff in the world. Ps. The people who added the 'random things to say in a crowd' points after #4 Re: T-rex's are really dull and boring, being creative is free and apparently so is seeking attention laugh out loud.
Extra funny if you say it after you do the dramatic duck face! I can just imagine people going, "What the..."
I can fit half a lamp in my chinV37 Comments
I said this to my mom and she said I have issues :) Thanks for this!
*I am a Potato!
Laugh out loud I like this one. but I am not a potato I am... A MARSHMALLOW! Cruz I squishy and soft and as pail as a ghost. So me is a marshmallow. laugh out loud
Told it to my parents. They didn't get it - AnonymousChick
I am a potato. Therefore, I am a chip. Therefore, I am tasty.V32 Comments
Sometimes when I'm alone, I dress all up in yellow, peel myself with a peeler and call myself a banana... Forever alone:(
I told all my friends this and they called me crazy... In a good way
That is the most hilarious thing since I saw my puppy dog licking my sisters barbie dolls butt
I acted like I was sleep walking and said it to my brother it freaked him outV36 Comments
Make sure to say the J don't make it silent
What's next? The tomatoes are napping? The bananas are snoozing? The pumpkins are catching some sleep? Lol
I said this to my brother last year, lets just say he is still laughing.
Shh, the pears are catching 40 winks, lolV17 Comments
HaHa! My teacher TOTALLY freaked out when I asked her to tell some news to my class, and I SAID IT! EVERYONE burst out laughing! My teacher laughed too! She said I was CRAZY!
I love this item! It's so hilarious! - HezarioSeth
I said it to my friend and she was like SAME I THING WE R BEING STALKED (both looked around)
Don't freak out, but there's a spider- right on you!V18 Comments
Eat my shorts is off of the breakfast club..
I'm pretty sure someone from either SpongeBob or Icarly or victorious has said it, I'd laugh so much if a person shouted it out!
I remember when my cat said this to me
Hah hah pretty sure this is from Victorious. Still funnyV12 Comments
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It is funny.
I tried that about 21 people laughed it's on youtube it's called?
I'm dead right now what prescription did you use. I mean I tried everything, water uh worms and more stuff yeah
MR. POTATO OUT
My friends looked at me weirdly before they got it lolV22 Comments
And isn't it weird that oranges never wear tank tops? That my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes? My refrigerator is wearing boxer shorts?!
I think it is weird that pineapples never wear bikinis and my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes
This person watches way too much Spongebob.
Whoever made this watches to much sponge bobV12 Comments
Holy CRAP! Hope I can rewind time! - moose4life19
You just need to cook them long enough and then they taste well. - CastlevaniaFanboy128
I eat them...then I give birth to them
I ate a BABY!
Get in my belly!
I didn't know other people did that too like can I have a orgy for this
I'm a retard, I find this offensive
Socially inappropriate comments are always good for a laugh. - Felon
This is like Donald Trump humping a drunk duck who ate his mother's ashesV17 Comments
I wish the dancing unicorn could have seen him but he was too busy laughing at steve the snake.
, I had a hair named Jean, but he died.
This is funny, one of the best ones on here! Should be in the top tens!
This is funnyV16 Comments
This is funny go away you haters, have a sense of humor... That's all
I would of laughed at this a day ago until I found out I have aids -. -
And your point is? Maybe you should do better things with your time! Like tell all the people you infected! Super solid ya poof. Die slowly!
Your socially offensiveV11 Comments
This is the only one out of this list that actually me laugh out loud.
I said this to my mom but instead I said have you seen rocket? (my dog) he is about,... 1 foot tall and hates bananas, he is black and I think he's got swag
My best friend laughs every time I tell her this. - funnyuser
This stinks way too racistV3 Comments
Fuzzyshadow of Leopardclan
This is something me and my friends would say while eating pretzels with salt or something
But if Batman ate the chair, the answer is butter, because a pool hates dancing - BlueFrostOfThunderClan
I shared this with a friend he was like "what? that doesn't even make sense! "V2 Comments
This matches my brother's personality
That's so hilarious dude! My friends say it all of the time! LOLOLOLOLOLV3 Comments
Muslims aren't real people don't worry.
I say that all the time. OH GOD HERE COMES A PLANE! *dead*
This is racist have respect upon Muslims please thanks
Half life 3 confirmed.V7 Comments
I like to lay in my bathtub with loads of cheese and tomato's on my naked body and roll up in a nice tortilla wrap and pretend I'm a chicken wrap.
Cheese actually can make you dream. Just saying'.
This is something from half life... The rebels say it randomly. - VoidSense
I dream about it tooV7 Comments
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