Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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1
I will beat you with a small child.
Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

fireinside96

This is the best random remark since 'go sit in a corner with a dried guava roll'! Lmfao... I am literally seeing myself. Laugh out loud. We need more of this stuff in the world. Ps. The people who added the 'random things to say in a crowd' points after #4 Re: T-rex's are really dull and boring, being creative is free and apparently so is seeking attention laugh out loud.
Extra funny if you say it after you do the dramatic duck face! I can just imagine people going, "What the..."
[Newest]I am a very tall midget.

2Sometimes when I'm alone I like to dress up in all brown, lay on the floor and pretend I'm a potato.
Sometimes when I'm alone, I dress all up in yellow, peel myself with a peeler and call myself a banana... Forever alone:(
I told all my friends this and they called me crazy... In a good way
That is the most hilarious thing since I saw my puppy dog licking my sisters barbie dolls butt
[Newest]I'm obsessed with potatoes so when I saw this I laughed until I ran out of breath. My friends wouldn't be surprised of I said this to them

3One time I died but I got better.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It is funny.
I tried that about 21 people laughed it's on youtube it's called?
I'm dead right now what prescription did you use. I mean I tried everything, water uh worms and more stuff yeah

MR. POTATO OUT
[Newest]Two years ago I jumped off that bridge.

4Don't freak out but my neighbor lives next to me.
Funny and corny @ the same time
I love this item! It's so hilarious!

HezarioSeth

It's so unfunny that its funny
[Newest]I Love this one it is so funny! 😆😆

5Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.
I said this to my mom and she said I have issues :) Thanks for this!

*I am a Potato!
Laugh out loud I like this one. but I am not a potato I am... A MARSHMALLOW! Cruz I squishy and soft and as pail as a ghost. So me is a marshmallow. laugh out loud
I said this and I got the what face and someone say that's hot
[Newest]I'm obsessed with potatoes and I want to be one. Now I am!

6Eat my pants!
I remember a guy saying this!
Eat my shorts is off of the breakfast club..
I'm pretty sure someone from either spongebob or Icarly or victorious has said it, I'd laugh so much if a person shouted it out!
[Newest]I remember when my cat said this to me

7I eat babies.
Holy CRAP! Hope I can rewind time!

moose4life19

That's just weird what
I ate a baby once...
[Newest]They are 42% fiber and 79% baby.

8Shhh, the jalapenos are sleeping.
Make sure to say the J don't make it silent
Say it in a spanish accent too
What's next? The tomatoes are napping? The bananas are snoozing? The pumpkins are catching some sleep? Lol

9Isn't it weird that, pineapples never wear bikinis.
And isn't it weird that oranges never wear tank tops? That my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes? My refrigerator is wearing boxer shorts?!
This will be my gmail status!
This person watches way too much Spongebob.
[Newest]I noticed that too! Never go to the bikini bottom, rip off...

10This is like retards humping a door nob
I didn't know other people did that too like can I have a orgy for this
I'm a retard, I find this offensive
That's from dodge ball you dingus
[Newest]I'm dead this is so funny lol

The Contenders

11Once I saw a purple flying cow and I named it Phillip.
I wish the dancing unicorn could have seen him but he was too busy laughing at steve the snake.
, I had a hair named Jean, but he died.
This is funny, one of the best ones on here! Should be in the top tens!
[Newest]This is legit the best one here

12My penis is on fire.
Wait, are you taking it that way, or the other way?
I beat mine with a brick to put the fire out, don't worry both are pretty hard...
THIS IS A LINE FROM MY SHOW 'She just set his penis on fire' ME AND MY FRIEND CRACKED UP WHEN WE SAW THIS!

13I like farting

14Salty sticks of brilliance.
Fuzzyshadow of Leopardclan

This is something me and my friends would say while eating pretzels with salt or something

15Yay! We're all gonna die! I'm so happy!
If someone said that he would be right. We would all die because we laughed so hard. YAY! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! I'M SO HAPPY!

Abc123vote

After a long interval you can become the people.. So why let it go... Enjoy the life... But it don't meant that waste it... Enjoy with your aim...
Laughed so hard, I told everyone and thought that I wanted to die so they all chased me

16Pole Dancing Ducks
Okay, first, search Beastie Boys To All The Girls. Then sing this song in the crowd. But this. Is also funny and random. I SAW THIS ONCE.

17Everyone freeze! The T-Rex's can't see us if we don't move!
lol I can just see the faces of "wtf? "

usmc650736

Eh that's weak and makes you look like afreak I've tried it at a football game try yeliing : were getting attacked by blind koalas
I said that once in an elevator... you wouldn't believe how many people looked around.. hee hee! X3

18Excuse me everyone, I have AIDS virus.
This is funny go away you haters, have a sense of humor... That's all
I would of laughed at this a day ago until I found out I have aids -. -
:( that is mean
[Newest]Not funny AIDs kills people

19"OMG it's One Direction!"
I love one direction and I do that all the time and my siblings look up and say where?!?!
I do that at random times all the time
Everyone is going the other direction now!

20Leedle leedle leedle leedle
It's on sponge bob
So weird aw you wait

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