Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

The Top Ten

1 I will beat you with a small child.

Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list. - fireinside96

This is the best random remark since 'go sit in a corner with a dried guava roll'! Lmfao... I am literally seeing myself. Laugh out loud. We need more of this stuff in the world. Ps. The people who added the 'random things to say in a crowd' points after #4 Re: T-rex's are really dull and boring, being creative is free and apparently so is seeking attention laugh out loud.

Extra funny if you say it after you do the dramatic duck face! I can just imagine people going, "What the..."

After that, you should say: "I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop."

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2 Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

I said this to my mom and she said I have issues :) Thanks for this!

*I am a Potato!

Laugh out loud I like this one. but I am not a potato I am... A MARSHMALLOW! Cruz I squishy and soft and as pail as a ghost. So me is a marshmallow. laugh out loud

Told it to my parents. They didn't get it - AnonymousChick

How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'm A POTATO.

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3 Sometimes when I'm alone I like to dress up in all brown, lay on the floor and pretend I'm a potato.

Sometimes when I'm alone, I dress all up in yellow, peel myself with a peeler and call myself a banana... Forever alone:(

I told all my friends this and they called me crazy... In a good way

That is the most hilarious thing since I saw my puppy dog licking my sisters barbie dolls butt

What?! This is just a daily thing for me.

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4 Don't freak out but my neighbor lives next to me.

HaHa! My teacher TOTALLY freaked out when I asked her to tell some news to my class, and I SAID IT! EVERYONE burst out laughing! My teacher laughed too! She said I was CRAZY!

I love this item! It's so hilarious! - HezarioSeth

I said it to my friend and she was like SAME I THING WE R BEING STALKED (both looked around)

As soon as I saw this I had to text my friends this it's so funny!

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5 One time I died but I got better.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It is funny.

I tried that about 21 people laughed it's on youtube it's called?

I'm dead right now what prescription did you use. I mean I tried everything, water uh worms and more stuff yeah

MR. POTATO OUT

Yeah, what was it like to be dead? - anonygirl

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6 Eat my pants!

Eat my shorts is off of the breakfast club..

I'm pretty sure someone from either SpongeBob or Icarly or victorious has said it, I'd laugh so much if a person shouted it out!

I remember when my cat said this to me

From Simpsons when Bart says "eat my shorts! "

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7 Isn't it weird that, pineapples never wear bikinis.

And isn't it weird that oranges never wear tank tops? That my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes? My refrigerator is wearing boxer shorts?!

I think it is weird that pineapples never wear bikinis and my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes

This person watches way too much Spongebob.

Whoever made this watches to much sponge bob

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8 Shhh, the jalapenos are sleeping.

Make sure to say the J don't make it silent

I said this to my brother last year, lets just say he is still laughing.

What's next? The tomatoes are napping? The bananas are snoozing? The pumpkins are catching some sleep? Lol

Shhh, the pears are sleeping in pairs. - ihearyou

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9 Once I saw a purple flying cow and I named it Phillip.

I wish the dancing unicorn could have seen him but he was too busy laughing at steve the snake.

, I had a hair named Jean, but he died.

This is funny, one of the best ones on here! Should be in the top tens!

Crap I meant to press number 7

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10 I eat babies.

Holy CRAP! Hope I can rewind time! - moose4life19

Oh aye, baby, the OTHER other white meat! Baby, it's what's for dinner!

I eat them...then I give birth to them

I eat potatoes and banana human hybrid babies!

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The Newcomers

? *tap on somebody's sholder* Do you want to stand back-to-back? I want to see how much taller or shorter you are than I am.
? I am not taller than you!

A few years ago, I said this to a lady who thought for longest time that I was taller than she was. She ended up comparing height to me, and she was actually taller than I was (she was not wearing heels). She then said that I looked taller than I really was. - anonygirl

The Contenders

11 This is like retards humping a door nob

I'm a retard, I find this offensive

I didn't know other people did that too like can I have a orgy for this

Socially inappropriate comments are always good for a laugh. - Felon

This is like Donald Trump humping a drunk duck who ate his mother's ashes

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12 Excuse me everyone, I have AIDS virus.

This is funny go away you haters, have a sense of humor... That's all

I would of laughed at this a day ago until I found out I have aids -. -

It's all fun in games until you wake up having AIDS -.-

I did it it got GREAT REACTIONS thanks for the silly sentence.

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13 "Have you seen my dog? He is 6 foot tall and hates heights, he is brown and thinks he's got swag"

This is the only one out of this list that actually me laugh out loud.

I said this to my mom but instead I said have you seen rocket? (my dog) he is about,... 1 foot tall and hates bananas, he is black and I think he's got swag

My best friend laughs every time I tell her this. - funnyuser

He's a werewolf!

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14 Salty sticks of brilliance.

Fuzzyshadow of Leopardclan

This is something me and my friends would say while eating pretzels with salt or something

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15 A giant baby head squished Obama V 3 Comments
16 Allahu Akbar

It's annoying how people get worked up over this stuff, but that might just be me not having a religion.

Muslims are real people I'm muslim n real we don't mock your religion don't mock ours

Muslims aren't real people don't worry.

That means "God is the greatest" And this is a post about weird lines to say to people. I guess "God is the greatest" IS in fact a "weird" line for nonreligious useless people like you.
Good one.

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17 I like farting

This matches my brother's personality

That's so hilarious dude! My friends say it all of the time! LOLOLOLOLOL

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18 Sometimes, I dream about cheese...

I like to lay in my bathtub with loads of cheese and tomato's on my naked body and roll up in a nice tortilla wrap and pretend I'm a chicken wrap.

Cheese actually can make you dream. Just saying'.

This is something from half life... The rebels say it randomly. - VoidSense

And you thought this was funny? I picture your mother still crying in a corner muttering "I never shoukd have made him a grilled chesse sandwich"

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19 Pole Dancing Ducks

Okay, first, search Beastie Boys To All The Girls. Then sing this song in the crowd. But this. Is also funny and random. I SAW THIS ONCE.

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20 *tap on somebody's sholder* can I sniff your butt?

No, you're a person, not a dog. Sniffing butts is something dogs do, not humans. - anonygirl

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