Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd
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Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list. - fireinside96
This is the best random remark since 'go sit in a corner with a dried guava roll'! Lmfao... I am literally seeing myself. Laugh out loud. We need more of this stuff in the world. Ps. The people who added the 'random things to say in a crowd' points after #4 Re: T-rex's are really dull and boring, being creative is free and apparently so is seeking attention laugh out loud.
Extra funny if you say it after you do the dramatic duck face! I can just imagine people going, "What the..."
Small children are innocent. Don't do this or say it! - EpicJakeV20 Comments
I said this to my mom and she said I have issues :) Thanks for this!
*I am a Potato!
Laugh out loud I like this one. but I am not a potato I am... A MARSHMALLOW! Cruz I squishy and soft and as pail as a ghost. So me is a marshmallow. laugh out loud
Told it to my parents. They didn't get it - AnonymousChick
Apples have skin I have skin therefor I am an appleV17 Comments
Sometimes when I'm alone, I dress all up in yellow, peel myself with a peeler and call myself a banana... Forever alone:(
I told all my friends this and they called me crazy... In a good way
That is the most hilarious thing since I saw my puppy dog licking my sisters barbie dolls butt
When I'm alone, I wrap myself up with a blanket and pretend I'm a burrito. - SirSkeletorThe3rdV27 Comments
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It is funny.
I tried that about 21 people laughed it's on youtube it's called?
I'm dead right now what prescription did you use. I mean I tried everything, water uh worms and more stuff yeah
MR. POTATO OUT
That's good. I'm glad to hear your recoveringV17 Comments
I remember a guy saying this!
Eat my shorts is off of the breakfast club..
I'm pretty sure someone from either spongebob or Icarly or victorious has said it, I'd laugh so much if a person shouted it out!
Eat my skinny jeans! - VoidSenseV9 Comments
Funny and corny @ the same time
I love this item! It's so hilarious! - HezarioSeth
So kool awesome I ave to use this one
Haha so funny lolV11 Comments
Say it in a spanish accent too
Make sure to say the J don't make it silent
What's next? The tomatoes are napping? The bananas are snoozing? The pumpkins are catching some sleep? Lol
I said this to my brother last year, lets just say he is still laughing.V9 Comments
And isn't it weird that oranges never wear tank tops? That my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes? My refrigerator is wearing boxer shorts?!
This will be my gmail status!
This person watches way too much Spongebob.
"Did the cancer take over? " - friendsV13 Comments
Holy CRAP! Hope I can rewind time! - moose4life19
That's just weird what
I ate a baby once...
You just need to cook them long enough and then they taste well. - CastlevaniaFanboy128V8 Comments
I wish the dancing unicorn could have seen him but he was too busy laughing at steve the snake.
, I had a hair named Jean, but he died.
This is funny, one of the best ones on here! Should be in the top tens!
You are so amazing! I love cows too!V12 Comments
Not the most random, but funny!
I'm a retard, I find this offensive
I didn't know other people did that too like can I have a orgy for this
That's from dodge ball you dingus
What the crap is all I have to sayV9 Comments
Fuzzyshadow of Leopardclan
This is something me and my friends would say while eating pretzels with salt or something
That's so hilarious dude! My friends say it all of the time! LOLOLOLOLOL
This is funny go away you haters, have a sense of humor... That's all
:( that is mean
I would of laughed at this a day ago until I found out I have aids -. -
It's all fun in games until you wake up having AIDS -.-V7 Comments
Okay, first, search Beastie Boys To All The Girls. Then sing this song in the crowd. But this. Is also funny and random. I SAW THIS ONCE.
I like to lay in my bathtub with loads of cheese and tomato's on my naked body and roll up in a nice tortilla wrap and pretend I'm a chicken wrap.
I do all the time
This is something from half life... The rebels say it randomly. - VoidSense
I dream about it tooV4 Comments
If someone said that he would be right. We would all die because we laughed so hard. YAY! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! I'M SO HAPPY! - Abc123vote
After a long interval you can become the people.. So why let it go... Enjoy the life... But it don't meant that waste it... Enjoy with your aim...
Laughed so hard, I told everyone and thought that I wanted to die so they all chased me
Would certainly involve a lot of people getting run over... - ThatStrangeKid42
I love saying this! I always shout it out in my English lesson! - alessindapalace
I seen a video on YouTube of this.
I like them too! - CastlevaniaFanboy128V14 Comments
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