Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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1
I will beat you with a small child.
Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

fireinside96

This is the best random remark since 'go sit in a corner with a dried guava roll'! Lmfao... I am literally seeing myself. Laugh out loud. We need more of this stuff in the world. Ps. The people who added the 'random things to say in a crowd' points after #4 Re: T-rex's are really dull and boring, being creative is free and apparently so is seeking attention laugh out loud.
Extra funny if you say it after you do the dramatic duck face! I can just imagine people going, "What the..."
[Newest]I am a very tall midget.

2Sometimes when I'm alone I like to dress up in all brown, lay on the floor and pretend I'm a potato.
Sometimes when I'm alone, I dress all up in yellow, peel myself with a peeler and call myself a banana... Forever alone:(
I told all my friends this and they called me crazy... In a good way
That is the most hilarious thing since I saw my puppy dog licking my sisters barbie dolls butt
[Newest]I think this is super funny and I think it should win!

3One time I died but I got better.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It is funny.
I tried that about 21 people laughed it's on youtube it's called?
I'm dead right now what prescription did you use. I mean I tried everything, water uh worms and more stuff yeah

MR. POTATO OUT
[Newest]This sounds like something, Ralph, Wiggum would say.

4Don't freak out but my neighbor lives next to me.
Funny and corny @ the same time
I love this item! It's so hilarious!

HezarioSeth

It's so unfunny that its funny
[Newest]I Love this one it is so funny! 😆😆

5Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.
I said this to my mom and she said I have issues :) Thanks for this!

*I am a Potato!
Laugh out loud I like this one. but I am not a potato I am... A MARSHMALLOW! Cruz I squishy and soft and as pail as a ghost. So me is a marshmallow. laugh out loud
I said this and I got the what face and someone say that's hot
[Newest]Told it to my parents. They didn't get it

6I eat babies.
Holy CRAP! Hope I can rewind time!

moose4life19

That's just weird what
I ate a baby once...

7Isn't it weird that, pineapples never wear bikinis.
And isn't it weird that oranges never wear tank tops? That my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes? My refrigerator is wearing boxer shorts?!
This will be my gmail status!
This person watches way too much Spongebob.
[Newest]That's why you force them to wear them...

8Eat my pants!
I remember a guy saying this!
Eat my shorts is off of the breakfast club..
I'm pretty sure someone from either spongebob or Icarly or victorious has said it, I'd laugh so much if a person shouted it out!
[Newest]I remember when my cat said this to me

9Shhh, the jalapenos are sleeping.
Make sure to say the J don't make it silent
Say it in a spanish accent too
Ah haha laugh out loud used this on my friend once
[Newest]Haha make sure you say it in a Spanish accent AND in Spanish class

10This is like retards humping a door nob
I didn't know other people did that too like can I have a orgy for this
Laugh out loud what the faq
That's from dodge ball you dingus

The Contenders

11Once I saw a purple flying cow and I named it Phillip.
I wish the dancing unicorn could have seen him but he was too busy laughing at steve the snake.
, I had a hair named Jean, but he died.
This is funny, one of the best ones on here! Should be in the top tens!
[Newest]This is legit the best one here


12Everyone freeze! The T-Rex's can't see us if we don't move!
lol I can just see the faces of "wtf? "

usmc650736

Eh that's weak and makes you look like afreak I've tried it at a football game try yeliing : were getting attacked by blind koalas
I said that once in an elevator... you wouldn't believe how many people looked around.. hee hee! X3

13My penis is on fire.
Wait, are you taking it that way, or the other way?
THIS IS A LINE FROM MY SHOW 'She just set his penis on fire' ME AND MY FRIEND CRACKED UP WHEN WE SAW THIS!
Ouch... sounds painful... hope that never happens to me, especially when I'm next to a girl.

14I like farting

15Salty sticks of brilliance.
Fuzzyshadow of Leopardclan

This is something me and my friends would say while eating pretzels with salt or something

16Yay! We're all gonna die! I'm so happy!
If someone said that he would be right. We would all die because we laughed so hard. YAY! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! I'M SO HAPPY!

Abc123vote

After a long interval you can become the people.. So why let it go... Enjoy the life... But it don't meant that waste it... Enjoy with your aim...
Laughed so hard, I told everyone and thought that I wanted to die so they all chased me

17Excuse me everyone, I have AIDS virus.
This is funny go away you haters, have a sense of humor... That's all
I would of laughed at this a day ago until I found out I have aids -. -
:( that is mean
[Newest]Not funny AIDs kills people

18Pole Dancing Ducks
Okay, first, search Beastie Boys To All The Girls. Then sing this song in the crowd. But this. Is also funny and random. I SAW THIS ONCE.

19"OMG it's One Direction!"
I love one direction and I do that all the time and my siblings look up and say where?!?!
I do that at random times all the time
Everyone is going the other direction now!

20Leedle leedle leedle leedle
It's on sponge bob

21"Have you seen my dog? He is 6 foot tall and hates heights, he is brown and thinks he's got swag"
This is the only one out of this list that actually me laugh out loud.
My best friend laughs every time I tell her this.

funnyuser


22I like trains
Would certainly involve a lot of people getting run over...

ThatStrangeKid42

I love saying this! I always shout it out in my English lesson!

alessindapalace

Have to watch the video.

funnyuser


23You know what day it is? Monday!

24This is a great jumping song

25Purple dino raping me

26Sometimes, I dream about cheese...

27Have you seen the Fighting Pudding? He peeled Banana Head and made Onion cry.
Sounds like a pretty buff Fighting Pudding.

funnyuser


28I like porkchops!

29I like juggling teddy bears while breakdancing to the sound of a dishwasher!

30I like taking hot bath tubs with my cat

31We Should Destroy Disney Land!

32My name is Doof and you'll do what I'll say whoop whoop
Phineas and ferbs cliptastic countdown oh yeh please put near top!
In my school someone actually said this in the lunchtime concert.
It should be on the top man!

33I think I have forgotten how to breathe

34My cat's name is mittens!

35I once made a pop-up book about charades!
Wow, good to know. Laugh out loud!

Wolftail


36When my mom's not home I like to go to her garden and cover myself with dirt and pretend I'm a carrot.
... And Maybe This Time She'll Pick Me.
Awesome I'm using that
I think I shall do this.

37Don't freak out but I am part of a highly secretive agency and I have been sent to observe your every move because we have found DNA in your blood that does not belong to any living substance on earth.
Laugh out loud! I'm gonna do this!
I'm gonna do this
This is hilarious I will be sure to spread it laugh out loud! Guess what? I like 

38I came in like a wrecking ball!

39You're a lizard, Harry.

40If guns don't kill people, but humans kill people, toasters don't toast, toast toasts toast?

41I will give a shout out on a guy in YouTube called bob!

42This is Sparta!

43Dolphin Fell On Tree Therefore I Am Related to Cake.
This is very random.

funnyuser

I like this one a lot it is totally pineapple pancakes with Lincoln with Abraham

44I feel weird hugging my mom with a boner
You should finish the sentence:... Because I'm not used to women having boners.
Whoa! Your mum has a what?!?!

Britgirl

Incest all the way

45I've been living in your closet for the past 2 days
I would totally do this to a random person in public. Lean over their shoulder, whisper in their ear, "Hey there, I've been livin' in yo closet for the past 2 days... and I say, I like you."
I think this has a creepy feeling in it so that's what makes it funny.

46Wait I forgot my bathing suit!

47Dumbledore!??! Is that you?!
No idea why but this made a laugh more than it should.

48The llama says obey
This makes me think often Morgan Freeman

49Gotta go fast!

50Hello, friend!
"But I'm not your friend..." said Bob.
Jimmy's voice turned dark "You will be my friend! " he roared.

Another weird situation.

Wolftail


51A balloon just flew out my ass
Haha I literally laugh out loud and my husband ask why I told him what it says and he thought I was dumb laugh out loud. Very funny for me!
Laugh out loud you have made my day..
I never knew that could happen!

52Google my pie!
I wonder what will come up if someone actually Googles this.

Wolftail


53Roses are poop, violets are.... Never mind!

54Run! The mole has a gun!
This is the stupisest thing iv ever heard but that's y I'm voting it

55Spotto

56*Tap on the person's shoulder* Imma be lurkin yer bushes. Ssss.....
Ah, I can just see the faces now.
Them: (o)>(o)?
_

Me: (O)<(o)
-
Hahahaha. I have a friend who would do this.

57*someone looks at you* STOP LOOKING!! *you cover yourself* STOP LOOKING!!!

58Hit me baby one more time! *Hit yourself!" Oh you bitch!
This is gonna be a thing in the future.
Not funny at all... just kidding

59I need to pee!

60Vista! Vista!
I was once on a rollercoaster and the person next to me was creaming this. Were they a huge Microsoft fan or something?

Wolftail


61Overtime?

62I like big butts and I can not lie

63I'm a Brony!

64No! I am too sexy for you!

65We are the planets, of the Solar System, different sizes for every one!
This is from a brain-melting song on YouTube. I had to watch it in Science class once.

Wolftail


66Baby, baby, ohh...

67There's a snake in my boot.
Love this gonna used it ❤️

68Remember those black dots that used to come out of corners and attack you?
Yeah, I died and I got better.

funnyuser


69I like to listen to Justin Bieber!

70Excuse me. That was me...

71"I'm breaking up with you, it's just too hard"

72If I can't roast a monkey with a green wagon, then when will Christians poop on forks?

73"Look at That Thing, it Looks Like a Freakin' Bigfoooooooot

74I like to stuff cats into a beanbag chair... Don't worry they are dead

75I has cheeseburger.
I know what this is from...

funnyuser


76Can you MMMMMEEEOOOWWW like that very strange looking lampost? Lampost, show 'em! *MEOW*
This is very weird. I LOVE THIS!

funnyuser


77"Sir have you seen my hooker? She has big boobs, a large ass and says she is sick of looking at my storkerish face? Can you help me out with this?"

78Mmmmmm oven chips...

79Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order? Not really I want your kid
! This is funny

80Why do pink dolphins that suffer from delfiniphobia lack the containment of small watermelons while they engulfed in boiling acid concealed deep within the Southern Hemisphere of earth?
I don't know why but this made me laugh so much haha
I have to memorize this and ask it to one of my friends out of the blue! It's going to b so fun-ay!
I love this! Hilarious!

funnyuser


81You're a wizard Harry

82If you traveling 5 mph upstream how many pancakes does it take to ghetto the moon on Thursday morning
No, this is patrick
It takes 1 billion pancakes, a boat, and a spaceship.

funnyuser

Don't forget the syrup!

83Warm kitty, soft kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
You got it wrong! It's... SOFT KITTY, WARM KITTY, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
Warm kitty, soft kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
It's from the Big Bang theory

84Does your fridge say Ékeefoò when you open it?
For some reason I laughed so much. HAHA!

funnyuser


85You are like the roses in my vase. You should know that my roses are fake, smell bad, and have thorns which tries to harm you in every way possible. And guess what I hate my roses. Did I tell you that you are like the roses in my vase?
I'm memorizing this an shall use this against my enemy
Oh My god I love this and I laughed so hard
This should be higher! HAHA!

funnyuser


86A zombie ate my brainsssss but they were nice and replaced it with a peanut! Now me and the zombie are friends.

87Paint me like one of your French girls and get the hell out of my office.

88Deaugh!

89Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict.
That is a song title off a Pink Floyd album called "animals"

90That one was moist!
I don't know why but this reminded me of farting. -Your mom

91If you poop it will most likely fly back up your butt and take over your mind!
OH MY GOSH!, IMAGINE POOP CONTROLLING YOUR EVERY MOVE... WHAT WOULD you DO? LIE IN A TOILET BOWL?
Haha laugh out loud yes that is funny. :P what would you do if poop took over your mind?
Dear GOD! TOO FUNNY!

92Have a sandwich it'll be alright

93Where Are My Cookies You Hibrid Mutant Llama?! I Know You Ate Them!! You Are Impure! Diieeeee!!!!!

94Finland!
Does anyone else know where this is from

95Sleeping on the floor with a purple blankies is my favourite hobby. What is Fred Flintstone's?

96Oh my god! You're one of them! *back away slowly*
Tried this but after you say it pretend to trip and crawl away slowly
Totally going to do tiz
I have done this and it is the funniest ever

97I love the smell of a baby's burning flesh in the morning. *Sigh*
Laugh out loud I dunno why but this made me laugh so hard
I don't know why but every time I laugh so hard

98I have finally learned the scientific method!
I've seen this before. The answer is 42. The question...

PositronWildhawk


99Chocolate, chocolate!

100I like boobies.
how is that random? hehehehe

SmoothCriminal


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