Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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1I will beat you with a small child.

Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list. - fireinside96

This is the best random remark since 'go sit in a corner with a dried guava roll'! Lmfao... I am literally seeing myself. Laugh out loud. We need more of this stuff in the world. Ps. The people who added the 'random things to say in a crowd' points after #4 Re: T-rex's are really dull and boring, being creative is free and apparently so is seeking attention laugh out loud.

Extra funny if you say it after you do the dramatic duck face! I can just imagine people going, "What the..."

I can fit half a lamp in my chin

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2Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

I said this to my mom and she said I have issues :) Thanks for this!

*I am a Potato!

Laugh out loud I like this one. but I am not a potato I am... A MARSHMALLOW! Cruz I squishy and soft and as pail as a ghost. So me is a marshmallow. laugh out loud

Told it to my parents. They didn't get it - AnonymousChick

Haha this is great

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3Sometimes when I'm alone I like to dress up in all brown, lay on the floor and pretend I'm a potato.

Sometimes when I'm alone, I dress all up in yellow, peel myself with a peeler and call myself a banana... Forever alone:(

I told all my friends this and they called me crazy... In a good way

That is the most hilarious thing since I saw my puppy dog licking my sisters barbie dolls butt

I acted like I was sleep walking and said it to my brother it freaked him out

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4Don't freak out but my neighbor lives next to me.

I love this item! It's so hilarious! - HezarioSeth

HaHa! My teacher TOTALLY freaked out when I asked her to tell some news to my class, and I SAID IT! EVERYONE burst out laughing! My teacher laughed too! She said I was CRAZY!

I said it to my friend and she was like SAME I THING WE R BEING STALKED (both looked around)

Don't freak out, but there's a spider- right on you!

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5Shhh, the jalapenos are sleeping.

Make sure to say the J don't make it silent

What's next? The tomatoes are napping? The bananas are snoozing? The pumpkins are catching some sleep? Lol

I said this to my brother last year, lets just say he is still laughing.

It's better if you use a lot of humor

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6Eat my pants!

Eat my shorts is off of the breakfast club..

I'm pretty sure someone from either SpongeBob or Icarly or victorious has said it, I'd laugh so much if a person shouted it out!

I remember when my cat said this to me

This one is stupid

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7One time I died but I got better.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It is funny.

I tried that about 21 people laughed it's on youtube it's called?

I'm dead right now what prescription did you use. I mean I tried everything, water uh worms and more stuff yeah

MR. POTATO OUT

It's funny and throws people off because it doesn't make sense and it's not too outrageous

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8Isn't it weird that, pineapples never wear bikinis.

And isn't it weird that oranges never wear tank tops? That my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes? My refrigerator is wearing boxer shorts?!

I think it is weird that pineapples never wear bikinis and my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes

This person watches way too much Spongebob.

Whoever made this watches to much sponge bob

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9I eat babies.

Holy CRAP! Hope I can rewind time! - moose4life19

You just need to cook them long enough and then they taste well. - CastlevaniaFanboy128

I eat potatoes and banana human hybrid babies!

I ate a BABY!

Get in my belly!

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10This is like retards humping a door nob

I didn't know other people did that too like can I have a orgy for this

I'm a retard, I find this offensive

That's from dodge ball you dingus

Wow how happy are you to get to express your fantasy to the web! Get help

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The Newcomers

?Spontaneous combustion runs in my family, please be careful.V1 Comment
?Are things things because things, or are things things because life and other things?

Be sure to say very wistfully, as if you are pondering the meaning of life.

Its called natural selection, let nature sort this person out or at least a grammar teacher(yes my puncuation is bad)

The Contenders

11Once I saw a purple flying cow and I named it Phillip.

I wish the dancing unicorn could have seen him but he was too busy laughing at steve the snake.

, I had a hair named Jean, but he died.

This is funny, one of the best ones on here! Should be in the top tens!

This is funny

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12Excuse me everyone, I have AIDS virus.

This is funny go away you haters, have a sense of humor... That's all

I would of laughed at this a day ago until I found out I have aids -. -

And your point is? Maybe you should do better things with your time! Like tell all the people you infected! Super solid ya poof. Die slowly!

This is really degrading for those who actually have aids its not even a bad thing to have aids

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13"Have you seen my dog? He is 6 foot tall and hates heights, he is brown and thinks he's got swag"

This is the only one out of this list that actually me laugh out loud.

I said this to my mom but instead I said have you seen rocket? (my dog) he is about,... 1 foot tall and hates bananas, he is black and I think he's got swag

My best friend laughs every time I tell her this. - funnyuser

This stinks way too racist

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14Salty sticks of brilliance.

Fuzzyshadow of Leopardclan

This is something me and my friends would say while eating pretzels with salt or something

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15"What is the difference between an orange? A bicycle, because pants have no sleeves."

But if Batman ate the chair, the answer is butter, because a pool hates dancing - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

I shared this with a friend he was like "what? that doesn't even make sense! "

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16I like farting

This matches my brother's personality

That's so hilarious dude! My friends say it all of the time! LOLOLOLOLOL

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17Allahu Akbar

I say that all the time. OH GOD HERE COMES A PLANE! *dead*

Don't say this in the airport. I just got out of Guantanamo Bay.

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18A giant baby head squished ObamaV2 Comments
19Sometimes, I dream about cheese...

I like to lay in my bathtub with loads of cheese and tomato's on my naked body and roll up in a nice tortilla wrap and pretend I'm a chicken wrap.

Cheese actually can make you dream. Just saying'.

This is something from half life... The rebels say it randomly. - VoidSense

I dream about it too

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20*someone looks at you* STOP LOOKING!! *you cover yourself* STOP LOOKING!!!V3 Comments
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