Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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1I will beat you with a small child.

Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list. - fireinside96

This is the best random remark since 'go sit in a corner with a dried guava roll'! Lmfao... I am literally seeing myself. Laugh out loud. We need more of this stuff in the world. Ps. The people who added the 'random things to say in a crowd' points after #4 Re: T-rex's are really dull and boring, being creative is free and apparently so is seeking attention laugh out loud.

Extra funny if you say it after you do the dramatic duck face! I can just imagine people going, "What the..."

That's hilarious

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2Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

I said this to my mom and she said I have issues :) Thanks for this!

*I am a Potato!

Laugh out loud I like this one. but I am not a potato I am... A MARSHMALLOW! Cruz I squishy and soft and as pail as a ghost. So me is a marshmallow. laugh out loud

Told it to my parents. They didn't get it - AnonymousChick

Apples have skin I have skin therefor I am an apple

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3Sometimes when I'm alone I like to dress up in all brown, lay on the floor and pretend I'm a potato.

Sometimes when I'm alone, I dress all up in yellow, peel myself with a peeler and call myself a banana... Forever alone:(

I told all my friends this and they called me crazy... In a good way

That is the most hilarious thing since I saw my puppy dog licking my sisters barbie dolls butt

When I'm alone, I wrap myself up with a blanket and pretend I'm a burrito. - SirSkeletorThe3rd

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4Don't freak out but my neighbor lives next to me.

Funny and corny @ the same time

I love this item! It's so hilarious! - HezarioSeth

So kool awesome I ave to use this one

Haha so funny lol

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5One time I died but I got better.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It is funny.

I tried that about 21 people laughed it's on youtube it's called?

I'm dead right now what prescription did you use. I mean I tried everything, water uh worms and more stuff yeah


That's good. I'm glad to hear your recovering

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6Eat my pants!

I remember a guy saying this!

Eat my shorts is off of the breakfast club..

I'm pretty sure someone from either spongebob or Icarly or victorious has said it, I'd laugh so much if a person shouted it out!

Eat my skinny jeans! - VoidSense

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7Shhh, the jalapenos are sleeping.

Say it in a spanish accent too

I said it in a Spanish accent just to myself and started cracking up laughing for a good 10 minutes. Thank you - JaneMoffat

Make sure to say the J don't make it silent

What's next? The tomatoes are napping? The bananas are snoozing? The pumpkins are catching some sleep? Lol

I said this to my brother last year, lets just say he is still laughing.

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8Isn't it weird that, pineapples never wear bikinis.

And isn't it weird that oranges never wear tank tops? That my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes? My refrigerator is wearing boxer shorts?!

This will be my gmail status!

This person watches way too much Spongebob.

I think it is weird that pineapples never wear bikinis and my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes

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9I eat babies.

Holy CRAP! Hope I can rewind time! - moose4life19

That's just weird what

I ate a baby once...

You just need to cook them long enough and then they taste well. - CastlevaniaFanboy128

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10Once I saw a purple flying cow and I named it Phillip.

I wish the dancing unicorn could have seen him but he was too busy laughing at steve the snake.

, I had a hair named Jean, but he died.

This is funny, one of the best ones on here! Should be in the top tens!

Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

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?Look out there's a flying pancake!!!
?I crapped myself on a sandwich, cha ching cha chung.

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11This is like retards humping a door nob

I didn't know other people did that too like can I have a orgy for this

I'm a retard, I find this offensive

That's from dodge ball you dingus

What the crap is all I have to say

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12Excuse me everyone, I have AIDS virus.

This is funny go away you haters, have a sense of humor... That's all

:( that is mean

I would of laughed at this a day ago until I found out I have aids -. -

It's all fun in games until you wake up having AIDS -.-

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13Salty sticks of brilliance.

Fuzzyshadow of Leopardclan

This is something me and my friends would say while eating pretzels with salt or something

14I like farting

That's so hilarious dude! My friends say it all of the time! LOLOLOLOLOL

15Allahu Akbar

Don't say this in the airport. I just got out of Guantanamo Bay.

16Sometimes, I dream about cheese...

I like to lay in my bathtub with loads of cheese and tomato's on my naked body and roll up in a nice tortilla wrap and pretend I'm a chicken wrap.

I just split my sides... I'm looking for odd phrases for a dinner party game guests have to insert the phrase discretely into the conversation without being found out... and this one for some reason just cracked me up...!

I do all the time

This is something from half life... The rebels say it randomly. - VoidSense

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17Pole Dancing Ducks

Okay, first, search Beastie Boys To All The Girls. Then sing this song in the crowd. But this. Is also funny and random. I SAW THIS ONCE.

18Yay! We're all gonna die! I'm so happy!

If someone said that he would be right. We would all die because we laughed so hard. YAY! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! I'M SO HAPPY! - Abc123vote

After a long interval you can become the people.. So why let it go... Enjoy the life... But it don't meant that waste it... Enjoy with your aim...

Laughed so hard, I told everyone and thought that I wanted to die so they all chased me

19You know what day it is? Monday!
20I like trains

Would certainly involve a lot of people getting run over... - ThatStrangeKid42

I love saying this! I always shout it out in my English lesson! - alessindapalace

I seen a video on YouTube of this.

I like them too! - CastlevaniaFanboy128

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1. I will beat you with a small child.
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