Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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1
I will beat you with a small child.
Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

fireinside96

This is the best random remark since 'go sit in a corner with a dried guava roll'! Lmfao... I am literally seeing myself. Laugh out loud. We need more of this stuff in the world. Ps. The people who added the 'random things to say in a crowd' points after #4 Re: T-rex's are really dull and boring, being creative is free and apparently so is seeking attention laugh out loud.
Extra funny if you say it after you do the dramatic duck face! I can just imagine people going, "What the..."
[Newest]I am a very tall midget.

2Sometimes when I'm alone I like to dress up in all brown, lay on the floor and pretend I'm a potato.
Sometimes when I'm alone, I dress all up in yellow, peel myself with a peeler and call myself a banana... Forever alone:(
I told all my friends this and they called me crazy... In a good way
That is the most hilarious thing since I saw my puppy dog licking my sisters barbie dolls butt
[Newest]It doesn't have to be this way...

3One time I died but I got better.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It is funny.
I tried that about 21 people laughed it's on youtube it's called?
I'm dead right now what prescription did you use. I mean I tried everything, water uh worms and more stuff yeah

MR. POTATO OUT
[Newest]Two years ago I jumped off that bridge.

4Don't freak out but my neighbor lives next to me.
Funny and corny @ the same time
I love this item! It's so hilarious!

HezarioSeth

It's so unfunny that its funny
[Newest]I Love this one it is so funny! 😆😆

5Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.
I said this to my mom and she said I have issues :) Thanks for this!

*I am a Potato!
Laugh out loud I like this one. but I am not a potato I am... A MARSHMALLOW! Cruz I squishy and soft and as pail as a ghost. So me is a marshmallow. laugh out loud
I said this and I got the what face and someone say that's hot
[Newest]This.. is the best state meant EVER

6I eat babies.
Holy CRAP! Hope I can rewind time!

moose4life19

That's just weird what
I ate a baby once...
[Newest]They are 42% fiber and 79% baby.

7Isn't it weird that, pineapples never wear bikinis.
And isn't it weird that oranges never wear tank tops? That my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes? My refrigerator is wearing boxer shorts?!
This will be my gmail status!
This person watches way too much Spongebob.
[Newest]I noticed that too! Never go to the bikini bottom, rip off...

8Shhh, the jalapenos are sleeping.
Make sure to say the J don't make it silent
Say it in a spanish accent too
What's next? The tomatoes are napping? The bananas are snoozing? The pumpkins are catching some sleep? Lol

9Eat my pants!
I remember a guy saying this!
Eat my shorts is off of the breakfast club..
I'm pretty sure someone from either spongebob or Icarly or victorious has said it, I'd laugh so much if a person shouted it out!
[Newest]I remember when my cat said this to me

10This is like retards humping a door nob
I didn't know other people did that too like can I have a orgy for this
I'm a retard, I find this offensive
That's from dodge ball you dingus

The Contenders

11Once I saw a purple flying cow and I named it Phillip.
I wish the dancing unicorn could have seen him but he was too busy laughing at steve the snake.
, I had a hair named Jean, but he died.
This is funny, one of the best ones on here! Should be in the top tens!
[Newest]This is legit the best one here


12Everyone freeze! The T-Rex's can't see us if we don't move!
lol I can just see the faces of "wtf? "

usmc650736

Eh that's weak and makes you look like afreak I've tried it at a football game try yeliing : were getting attacked by blind koalas
I said that once in an elevator... you wouldn't believe how many people looked around.. hee hee! X3

13My penis is on fire.
Wait, are you taking it that way, or the other way?
I beat mine with a brick to put the fire out, don't worry both are pretty hard...
THIS IS A LINE FROM MY SHOW 'She just set his penis on fire' ME AND MY FRIEND CRACKED UP WHEN WE SAW THIS!

14I like farting

15Salty sticks of brilliance.
Fuzzyshadow of Leopardclan

This is something me and my friends would say while eating pretzels with salt or something

16Yay! We're all gonna die! I'm so happy!
If someone said that he would be right. We would all die because we laughed so hard. YAY! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! I'M SO HAPPY!

Abc123vote

After a long interval you can become the people.. So why let it go... Enjoy the life... But it don't meant that waste it... Enjoy with your aim...
Laughed so hard, I told everyone and thought that I wanted to die so they all chased me

17Excuse me everyone, I have AIDS virus.
This is funny go away you haters, have a sense of humor... That's all
I would of laughed at this a day ago until I found out I have aids -. -
:( that is mean
[Newest]Not funny AIDs kills people

18Pole Dancing Ducks
Okay, first, search Beastie Boys To All The Girls. Then sing this song in the crowd. But this. Is also funny and random. I SAW THIS ONCE.

19"OMG it's One Direction!"
I love one direction and I do that all the time and my siblings look up and say where?!?!
I do that at random times all the time
Everyone is going the other direction now!

20Leedle leedle leedle leedle
It's on sponge bob

21I like trains
Would certainly involve a lot of people getting run over...

ThatStrangeKid42

I love saying this! I always shout it out in my English lesson!

alessindapalace

I seen a video on YouTube of this.

22Purple dino raping me
Barney must really hate someone.

NuMetalManiak


23I think I have forgotten how to breathe

24Sometimes, I dream about cheese...
I do all the time
I dream about it too

25We Should Destroy Disney Land!

26This is a great jumping song

27I like porkchops!

28Pootis

29You're a lizard, Harry.

30My name is Doof and you'll do what I'll say whoop whoop
In my school someone actually said this in the lunchtime concert.
My name is zod I am here to kill
It should be on the top man!

31I like taking hot bath tubs with my cat

32I came in like a wrecking ball!

33Your bannana looks nice in that green table

34I'm Batman
And I'm the joker!
And I'm a potato. :]
And I am ( long pause) Bob ( woman screams and starts running)

TheMazeRuner


35My cat's name is mittens!

36Wait I forgot my bathing suit!

37Corn Dog Corn Dog Corn Diggedy Dog

38"Have you seen my dog? He is 6 foot tall and hates heights, he is brown and thinks he's got swag"
This is the only one out of this list that actually me laugh out loud.
My best friend laughs every time I tell her this.

funnyuser


39I've been living in your closet for the past 2 days
I would totally do this to a random person in public. Lean over their shoulder, whisper in their ear, "Hey there, I've been livin' in yo closet for the past 2 days... and I say, I like you."
I think this has a creepy feeling in it so that's what makes it funny.
Haha so funny, even better when you add what that other person said about... And I say, I like you.

40I will give a shout out on a guy in YouTube called bob!

41Dolphin Fell On Tree Therefore I Am Related to Cake.
This is very random.

funnyuser

I like this one a lot it is totally pineapple pancakes with Lincoln with Abraham

42Have you seen the Fighting Pudding? He peeled Banana Head and made Onion cry.
Sounds like a pretty buff Fighting Pudding.

funnyuser


43When my mom's not home I like to go to her garden and cover myself with dirt and pretend I'm a carrot.
... And Maybe This Time She'll Pick Me.
I did this and my mom threw me through the window...
Awesome I'm using that

44This is Sparta!
Then you kick somebody

45I feel weird hugging my mom with a boner
You should finish the sentence:... Because I'm not used to women having boners.
Whoa! Your mum has a what?!?!

Britgirl

Incest all the way

46Roses are poop, violets are.... Never mind!

47Nice to meet you. I'm old, ugly, unicorn fart

48A balloon just flew out my ass
Haha I literally laugh out loud and my husband ask why I told him what it says and he thought I was dumb laugh out loud. Very funny for me!
Laugh out loud you have made my day..
I never knew that could happen!

49Dumbledore!??! Is that you?!
No idea why but this made a laugh more than it should.

50The llama says obey
This makes me think often Morgan Freeman

51Gotta go fast!

52Run! The mole has a gun!

53Don't freak out but I am part of a highly secretive agency and I have been sent to observe your every move because we have found DNA in your blood that does not belong to any living substance on earth.
Laugh out loud! I'm gonna do this!
I'm gonna do this
This is hilarious I will be sure to spread it laugh out loud! Guess what? I like 

54When I jumped over a rainbow, I snagged my tablecloth on a glittery rug.

55Hi Billy Mays Here

56Hit me baby one more time! *Hit yourself!" Oh you bitch!
This is gonna be a thing in the future.
Not funny at all... just kidding

57Spotto

58*someone looks at you* STOP LOOKING!! *you cover yourself* STOP LOOKING!!!

59I need to pee!

60Once I went swimming in glue, then I ate my ears and nose

61Overtime?

62I'm Sorry, I Can't Hear You Very Well

63*Tap on the person's shoulder* Imma be lurkin yer bushes. Ssss.....
Ah, I can just see the faces now.
Them: (o)>(o)?
_

Me: (O)<(o)
-
Hahahaha. I have a friend who would do this.

64I like big butts and I can not lie

65I'm a Brony!

66You Don't Have Any Snickers in Your Shopping Cart

67No! I am too sexy for you!

68I like to listen to Justin Bieber!
Say this an may end up in hospital

69Baby, baby, ohh...

70Would you like my sleeping bag better if a sparkly, magic pega-corn was eating it?

71Excuse me. That was me...

72Remember those black dots that used to come out of corners and attack you?
You mean the potato people? They talk to me in my sleep...
Yeah, I died and I got better.

funnyuser


73"I'm breaking up with you, it's just too hard"

74I like to stuff cats into a beanbag chair... Don't worry they are dead
LOL this one of the funniest, my girlfriend loves cats, gonna tell this one

75Hello, friend!
"But I'm not your friend..." said Bob.
Jimmy's voice turned dark "You will be my friend! " he roared.

Another weird situation.

Wolftail


76One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor

77There's a snake in my boot.
Love this gonna used it ❤️

78"Look at That Thing, it Looks Like a Freakin' Bigfoooooooot

79I'm a princess from Mars, and I eat rocks and poop trees

80Paint me like one of your French girls and get the hell out of my office.
My brother asked me for my controller charger, I told him this

81I has cheeseburger.
I know what this is from...

funnyuser


82If I can't roast a monkey with a green wagon, then when will Christians poop on forks?

83You're a wizard Harry

84Can you MMMMMEEEOOOWWW like that very strange looking lampost? Lampost, show 'em! *MEOW*
This is very weird. I LOVE THIS!

funnyuser


85"Sir have you seen my hooker? She has big boobs, a large ass and says she is sick of looking at my storkerish face? Can you help me out with this?"

86You are like the roses in my vase. You should know that my roses are fake, smell bad, and have thorns which tries to harm you in every way possible. And guess what I hate my roses. Did I tell you that you are like the roses in my vase?
I'm memorizing this an shall use this against my enemy
Oh My god I love this and I laughed so hard
This should be higher! HAHA!

funnyuser


87Finland!
Does anyone else know where this is from

88Deaugh!

89Britgirl and Positronwildhawk are in love.

90I Got These Cheeseburgers Man

91Mmmmmm oven chips...

92If you traveling 5 mph upstream how many pancakes does it take to ghetto the moon on Thursday morning
No, this is patrick
It takes 1 billion pancakes, a boat, and a spaceship.

funnyuser

Don't forget the syrup!

93Warm kitty, soft kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
You got it wrong! It's... SOFT KITTY, WARM KITTY, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
Warm kitty, soft kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
It's from the Big Bang theory

94A zombie ate my brainsssss but they were nice and replaced it with a peanut! Now me and the zombie are friends.

95Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order? Not really I want your kid
! This is funny

96Why do pink dolphins that suffer from delfiniphobia lack the containment of small watermelons while they engulfed in boiling acid concealed deep within the Southern Hemisphere of earth?
I have to memorize this and ask it to one of my friends out of the blue! It's going to b so fun-ay!
I don't know why but this made me laugh so much haha
I love this! Hilarious!

funnyuser

[Newest]No, this is Patrick.

97That one was moist!
I don't know why but this reminded me of farting. -Your mom

98Does your fridge say Ékeefoò when you open it?
For some reason I laughed so much. HAHA!

funnyuser


99Sleeping on the floor with a purple blankies is my favourite hobby. What is Fred Flintstone's?

100Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict.
That is a song title off a Pink Floyd album called "animals"

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