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1I will beat you with a small child.
2Sometimes when I'm alone I like to dress up in all brown, lay on the floor and pretend I'm a potato.
3One time I died but I got better.
4Don't freak out but my neighbor lives next to me.
5Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.
7Isn't it weird that, pineapples never wear bikinis.
8Shhh, the jalapenos are sleeping.
10This is like retards humping a door nob
11Once I saw a purple flying cow and I named it Phillip.
12Everyone freeze! The T-Rex's can't see us if we don't move!
15Salty sticks of brilliance.
16Yay! We're all gonna die! I'm so happy!
17Excuse me everyone, I have AIDS virus.
19"OMG it's One Direction!"
20Leedle leedle leedle leedle
23I think I have forgotten how to breathe
24Sometimes, I dream about cheese...
25We Should Destroy Disney Land!
26This is a great jumping song
29You're a lizard, Harry.
30My name is Doof and you'll do what I'll say whoop whoop
31I like taking hot bath tubs with my cat
32I came in like a wrecking ball!
33Your bannana looks nice in that green table
35My cat's name is mittens!
36Wait I forgot my bathing suit!
37Corn Dog Corn Dog Corn Diggedy Dog
38"Have you seen my dog? He is 6 foot tall and hates heights, he is brown and thinks he's got swag"
39I've been living in your closet for the past 2 days
40I will give a shout out on a guy in YouTube called bob!
41Dolphin Fell On Tree Therefore I Am Related to Cake.
42Have you seen the Fighting Pudding? He peeled Banana Head and made Onion cry.
43When my mom's not home I like to go to her garden and cover myself with dirt and pretend I'm a carrot.
45I feel weird hugging my mom with a boner
46Roses are poop, violets are.... Never mind!
47Nice to meet you. I'm old, ugly, unicorn fart
48A balloon just flew out my ass
49Dumbledore!??! Is that you?!
52Run! The mole has a gun!
53Don't freak out but I am part of a highly secretive agency and I have been sent to observe your every move because we have found DNA in your blood that does not belong to any living substance on earth.
54When I jumped over a rainbow, I snagged my tablecloth on a glittery rug.
56Hit me baby one more time! *Hit yourself!" Oh you bitch!
58*someone looks at you* STOP LOOKING!! *you cover yourself* STOP LOOKING!!!
60Once I went swimming in glue, then I ate my ears and nose
62I'm Sorry, I Can't Hear You Very Well
63*Tap on the person's shoulder* Imma be lurkin yer bushes. Ssss.....
64I like big butts and I can not lie
66You Don't Have Any Snickers in Your Shopping Cart
67No! I am too sexy for you!
68I like to listen to Justin Bieber!
70Would you like my sleeping bag better if a sparkly, magic pega-corn was eating it?
71Excuse me. That was me...
72Remember those black dots that used to come out of corners and attack you?
73"I'm breaking up with you, it's just too hard"
74I like to stuff cats into a beanbag chair... Don't worry they are dead
76One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor
77There's a snake in my boot.
78"Look at That Thing, it Looks Like a Freakin' Bigfoooooooot
79I'm a princess from Mars, and I eat rocks and poop trees
80Paint me like one of your French girls and get the hell out of my office.
82If I can't roast a monkey with a green wagon, then when will Christians poop on forks?
84Can you MMMMMEEEOOOWWW like that very strange looking lampost? Lampost, show 'em! *MEOW*
85"Sir have you seen my hooker? She has big boobs, a large ass and says she is sick of looking at my storkerish face? Can you help me out with this?"
86You are like the roses in my vase. You should know that my roses are fake, smell bad, and have thorns which tries to harm you in every way possible. And guess what I hate my roses. Did I tell you that you are like the roses in my vase?
89Britgirl and Positronwildhawk are in love.
90I Got These Cheeseburgers Man
92If you traveling 5 mph upstream how many pancakes does it take to ghetto the moon on Thursday morning
93Warm kitty, soft kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
94A zombie ate my brainsssss but they were nice and replaced it with a peanut! Now me and the zombie are friends.
95Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order? Not really I want your kid
96Why do pink dolphins that suffer from delfiniphobia lack the containment of small watermelons while they engulfed in boiling acid concealed deep within the Southern Hemisphere of earth?
98Does your fridge say Ékeefoò when you open it?
99Sleeping on the floor with a purple blankies is my favourite hobby. What is Fred Flintstone's?
100Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict.
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