Most Random Things to Say In a Crowd

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I will beat you with a small child.
Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.


This is the best random remark since 'go sit in a corner with a dried guava roll'! Lmfao... I am literally seeing myself. Laugh out loud. We need more of this stuff in the world. Ps. The people who added the 'random things to say in a crowd' points after #4 Re: T-rex's are really dull and boring, being creative is free and apparently so is seeking attention laugh out loud.
Extra funny if you say it after you do the dramatic duck face! I can just imagine people going, "What the..."
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2Eat my pants!
I remember a guy saying this!
I'm pretty sure someone from either spongebob or Icarly or victorious has said it, I'd laugh so much if a person shouted it out!
Eat my shorts is off of the breakfast club..
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3Don't freak out but my neighbor lives next to me.
Funny and corny @ the same time
Ha, so stupid its funny. Cx
I love this item! It's so hilarious!


4Sometimes when I'm alone I like to dress up in all brown, lay on the floor and pretend I'm a potato.
Sometimes when I'm alone, I dress all up in yellow, peel myself with a peeler and call myself a banana... Forever alone:(
I told all my friends this and they called me crazy... In a good way
Everybody thinks me and my friends are high but were just crazy loud and SCOOBY-DOO but that's a different story.
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5Isn't it weird that, pineapples never wear bikinis.
And isn't it weird that oranges never wear tank tops? That my mailbox doesn't like tomatoes? My refrigerator is wearing boxer shorts?!
This will be my gmail status!
Yeah, and this'll be my Facebook status. No, wait... Maybe number 5... Uh, both are hilarious, though.
I saw you yesterday. IN A STORE>
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6One time I died but I got better.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! It is funny.
I tried that about 21 people laughed it's on youtube it's called?
Laugh out loud, I told my friends this... They sent me paragraphs of haha... And also blew up my phone
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7I eat babies.
Holy CRAP! Hope I can rewind time!


That's just weird what

8Shhh, the jalapenos are sleeping.
Make sure to say the J don't make it silent
Say it in a spanish accent too
Ah haha laugh out loud used this on my friend once
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9I like farting
I txt my friends and say "i am farting:

10This is like retards humping a door nob
I didn't know other people did that too like can I have a orgy for this
Laugh out loud what the faq

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11Excuse me everyone, I have AIDS virus.
This is funny go away you haters, have a sense of humor... That's all
Oh, that is SO mean. My idol, Freddie Mercury, died of this. I hate people who say AIDS in context like this...
:( that is mean
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12Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.
Ahaha made me laugh
I said this to my mom and she said I have issues :) Thanks for this!

*I am a Potato!
This is pure genius
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13Once I saw a purple flying cow and I named it Phillip.
I wish the dancing unicorn could have seen him but he was too busy laughing at steve the snake.
, I had a hair named Jean, but he died.
I must be special REALLY SPECIAAL funny for me
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14Salty sticks of brilliance.
Fuzzyshadow of Leopardclan

This is something me and my friends would say while eating pretzels with salt or something

15Pole Dancing Ducks
Okay, first, search Beastie Boys To All The Girls. Then sing this song in the crowd. But this. Is also funny and random. I SAW THIS ONCE.

16Everyone freeze! The T-Rex's can't see us if we don't move!
Eh that's weak and makes you look like afreak I've tried it at a football game try yeliing : were getting attacked by blind koalas
lol I can just see the faces of "wtf? "


I said that once in an elevator... you wouldn't believe how many people looked around.. hee hee! X3

17This is a great jumping song

18Yay! We're all gonna die! I'm so happy!
If someone said that he would be right. We would all die because we laughed so hard. YAY! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! I'M SO HAPPY!


After a long interval you can become the people.. So why let it go... Enjoy the life... But it don't meant that waste it... Enjoy with your aim...
Laughed so hard, I told everyone and thought that I wanted to die so they all chased me

19I like trains
Would certainly involve a lot of people getting run over...


This reminds me of something... I like trains earr 🚃🚋🚃🚎🚌🚍😃
Like from the asdf movies! Laugh out loud!
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20My penis is on fire.
Wait, are you taking it that way, or the other way?


22Run! The mole has a gun!

23I like big butts and I can not lie

24My name is Doof and you'll do what I'll say whoop whoop
Phineas and ferbs cliptastic countdown oh yeh please put near top!

25Purple dino raping me

26No! I am too sexy for you!

27Hit me baby one more time! *Hit yourself!" Oh you bitch!
This is gonna be a thing in the future.

28I've been living in your closet for the past 2 days
I think this has a creepy feeling in it so that's what makes it funny.

29"OMG it's One Direction!"
I do that at random times all the time
I love one direction and I do that all the time and my siblings look up and say where?!?!
Haha I do that to my friends

30A balloon just flew out my ass
Haha I literally laugh out loud and my husband ask why I told him what it says and he thought I was dumb laugh out loud. Very funny for me!
Pmsl love this one still laughing.

31Have you seen the Fighting Pudding? He peeled Banana Head and made Onion cry.

32*Tap on the person's shoulder* Imma be lurkin yer bushes. Ssss.....

Ah, I can just see the faces now.
Them: (o)>(o)?

Me: (O)<(o)

Hahahaha. I have a friend who would do this.

33This is Sparta!

34"Have you seen my dog? He is 6 foot tall and hates heights, he is brown and thinks he's got swag"
This is the only one out of this list that actually me laugh out loud.

35When my mom's not home I like to go to her garden and cover myself with dirt and pretend I'm a carrot.
... And Maybe This Time She'll Pick Me.

36There's a snake in my boot.

37I like to stuff cats into a beanbag chair... Don't worry they are dead

38I feel weird hugging my mom with a boner
You should finish the sentence:... Because I'm not used to women having boners.

39If I can't roast a monkey with a green wagon, then when will Christians poop on forks?

40Excuse me. That was me...

41"Sir have you seen my hooker? She has big boobs, a large ass and says she is sick of looking at my storkerish face? Can you help me out with this?"

42Don't freak out but I am part of a highly secretive agency and I have been sent to observe your every move because we have found DNA in your blood that does not belong to any living substance on earth.
Laugh out loud! I'm gonna do this!
I'm gonna do this

43Mmmmmm oven chips...

44Can you MMMMMEEEOOOWWW like that very strange looking lampost? Lampost, show 'em! *MEOW*

45Warm kitty, soft kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
You got it wrong! It's... SOFT KITTY, WARM KITTY, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
Warm kitty, soft kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.

46Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order? Not really I want your kid

47"I'm breaking up with you, it's just too hard"

48Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict.
That is a song title off a Pink Floyd album called "animals"

49If you traveling 5 mph upstream how many pancakes does it take to ghetto the moon on Thursday morning
No, this is patrick

50You are like the roses in my vase. You should know that my roses are fake, smell bad, and have thorns which tries to harm you in every way possible. And guess what I hate my roses. Did I tell you that you are like the roses in my vase?
I'm memorizing this an shall use this against my enemy
Oh My god I love this and I laughed so hard

51Why do pink dolphins that suffer from delfiniphobia lack the containment of small watermelons while they engulfed in boiling acid concealed deep within the Southern Hemisphere of earth?
I don't know why but this made me laugh so much haha

52Dolphin Fell On Tree Therefore I Am Related to Cake.

53Paint me like one of your French girls and get the hell out of my office.

54Sleeping on the floor with a purple blankies is my favourite hobby. What is Fred Flintstone's?

55Oh my god! You're one of them! *back away slowly*
Tried this but after you say it pretend to trip and crawl away slowly
I have done this and it is the funniest ever

56A zombie ate my brainsssss but they were nice and replaced it with a peanut! Now me and the zombie are friends.

57I love the smell of a baby's burning flesh in the morning. *Sigh*
Laugh out loud I dunno why but this made me laugh so hard

58I like boobies.
how is that random? hehehehe


59Shut up. I'm busy feeling unpeeled grapes to my sofa.

60That one was moist!

61Does your fridge say Ékeefoò when you open it?

62If you poop it will most likely fly back up your butt and take over your mind!

63Have a sandwich it'll be alright

64I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.

65I have a zombie in my head!

66You've got brownies

67One time when I was sitting outside my neighbor waved to me so I waved back and my brother walked outside naked while eating a moist tomatoe... it was really moist.

68I swear I didn't remove the padding in your brassiere!

69There's a purple mushroom in my backyard singing tacos.

70I like to eat raw potatoes from in between my toes. How bout you?

71Leedle leedle leedle leedle
It's on sponge bob

72I have a pet cactus named Charlie Daveyson

73There's 6 apples and 29 pencils, how many pancakes did she eat?

74I like to fry up babies and pretend they're sizzling bacon.

75Shush... he's watching us!

76Messy birds in garlic soda berries

77On April 27, people of my religion asking "Are you the Lemon?" When someone says that they're the Lemon, they're chained up and forced to say "Monkeys tell no lies" 482 times to Journey's Greatest Hits.
I meant to say "People of my religion ASK 'Are you the Lemon? ' ". I submitted it off my iPod, so I couldn't tell if there were any mistakes or not.
Only on April 27th for you? Lucky. This happens every Wednesday and Friday for me.

78I'm Batman
And I'm the joker!

79There is a monkey in me

80Is there hot sauce in space?

81Look, a penis enlargement ad


83I am Herbert Hoover president of pink bananas

84Stay calmer when you want to harm a llama call a llama farmer

85Just kitten! *Meow*

86Woah! i was just kitten! *Meow* don't pull out your gun now.

87Pop Goes the Weasel

88Every knees bent, ass out. Arms out. Then you're ready to play volleyball

89Marco - Polo

90Oh no, the kitchen is on fire again!!!!!!!

91The Kumbuchu mushroom people sitting around all day!

92Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?

93Fish taco!
Very random especially in restaurants that don't serve them.

94I AM BEOWULF!!!!!!!!!

Its funny because of Russia

96I love Spooderman!

97Remember those black dots that used to come out of corners and attack you?

98I sell kids on eBay... want one? They're on sale

99Heller Keller it's Jerry Maguire

100Eww did you just fart
I say that all the time

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