Top Ten Random Things to Say to a Professional Athlete

The Top Ten

1 You think I don't recognize my own underwear? Now give them back!

This is one of the funniest lists I've seen in a while. Great job, Bob.

Say it to a bodybuilder

2 I'm gonna hug the crap outta you

3 Hey would you keep it down? It's 3:00 AM and some of us are trying to masturbate!

Yeah I'm trying to jerk to women being stripped down and beaten!

4 LeBron, the lightsaber is the weapon of a Jedi

5 Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Why? It was rated Mama Luigi!

6 This day is going to be magnificent, the kind of day that I have dreamed since I was little. Everyone will stand around and say I look excellent in my suit but what they don't know is that I have fooled them all.

Spy can be so hilarious

7 I love you like a rented mule baby!

8 You are the worst sneaky ninja!

9 Pedobear, let go of Nanako right now!

10 Every night in my dreams, I see you and feel you

The Contenders

11 Grab my balls and run

12 I'm a necrophiliac

13 Hope you grow up in China

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