Things You Shouldn't Do at a Hip Hop Concert

The Top Ten
1 Scream hip hop sucks

You will wake up in the ER with missing tooth and a broken jaw

2 Play pop music over the song being played at the concert in front of everyone
3 Slap someone
4 Push people out of the way

Wow, it's so different from a metal concert.

5 Throw stuff at a rapper
6 Pull out a gun and shoot it in the air
7 Say everyone who listens to rap is a moron
8 Pee on people from the stage

Ug. who would even think of peeing on the stage in the first place

9 Set yourself on fire
10 Scream Allahu Akbar

I Dear Anyone To Do That In Alabama. They'll Be In A Coma For 50 Years.

Then actually blow up

The Contenders
11 Scream "F*** Tupac"

They'll never walk again I guarantee you that.

12 Listen to Metal
13 Bring Prostitutes
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