Top Ten Ways to Get Kicked Out of an Amusement Park
So, you're going to Cedar Point or Disney World, or one of those amusement parks. You go and buy your tickets, and make it past the bag check (somehow). With about an hour 'till closing, you come to realize how unpleasant your experience was there: bad service, exorbitant prices, lengthy lines, and of course, boredom.Most people like to just post a bad review about the park, which gives advice to other people. However, of you're one of those vandals who likes to get revenge for your underwhelming experience, this list is for you.
WARNING: It is not intended to do if you actually LIKE going to the park. Why? Because you could be kicked out, for, well... forever.
Be sure to yell this out in the country's primary language, because nothing is more awkward than yelling in Korean somewhere in California!
That list is hilarious! I can totally imagine how people would react if I went to Canada's Wonderland and screamed this...
Well, it would save you from taking a picture with Winnie the Pooh.
"Hey, do you want to have your picture ta-"
This would work for you getting kicked out of the amusement park, but it's simply "abusing" for the people walking!
That, and you may get a "vacation" in jail.
In case you don't know, pennies are rumored to possibly derail a train. Derailing a roller coaster is just as likely and more dangerous!
Just don't try to put pennies at the parts that are upside-down.
"Oh no! He ran into the gate! Oh no! He's heading directly for the Speed Bead!"
This one could be rather expensive if they follow the "you break it, you buy it" policies.
This is kind of funny now that I think about it.
Depends on the weather, because if it's raining, don't try it. Just don't.
I could have used this information earlier.
My sister chewed gum on a track before but didn't stick it. It ended up flying into someone's mouth, and he kept complaining about it. I told my sister to stay quiet about it to make it funnier. Aren't we great examples for kids?
While gum wouldn't actually do anything to derail, stall, stop, or cause a roller coaster to malfunction, it would be annoying if you spat it on a coaster and it hit someone.
Maybe you'll be the reason Jimmy can't get off the coaster.
Everyone out of the water! Now!
Punching them, kicking them, anything works. Just be sure to not accidentally kick one of the strangers near you.
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I once did, but I got in trouble. I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog.
Apparently, once a high school had a dance at Disney World and shoved Mickey Mouse off of the ferry boat.
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When I was at Disneyland in May 2018, three idiots were play fighting on Splash Mountain, so the ride had to be evacuated, and they were all kicked out of the park. It took an hour for me to be able to go on the ride, all because of three idiots.
Rules state you should stow all loose articles, including cameras, before riding a roller coaster or give them to a non-rider.
Don't even dare scream that word or they will think you are a terrorist, and they will kick you out.
Don't even scream that on a coaster like Flight Deck or Afterburn, both themed after planes.
This is a theme park, not a strip club!
They're gonna need it. Walking around all day in an animal costume getting mauled by little kids must be stressful, and what better way to relax than with crack?
Poor mascots probably need some chill time after being constantly puked on by kids. Maybe some Xanax could work.
This reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons where Aunt Selma takes Bart and Lisa to Duff Gardens, and Lisa gets drunk after taking a sip of the water (which was most likely beer).
Same can be said for the OK sign after people believed a hoax on 4chan.