Best Quotes about Computers

If every atom in the Universe were a monkey producing a billion keystrokes a second from the Big Bang until today, it is still very unlikely that any monkey would get as far as "slings and arrows" in Hamlet?s most famous soliloquy.

The Top Ten

1 A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. ~Mitch Ratcliffe
2 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. ~Author Unknown

I love this list, but this one's the best - I<3Queen

I like this proverb. But using it for a computer quote is also nice

May he won't disturb you for life time

3 Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done. ~Andy Rooney V 2 Comments
4 Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. ~Michael Sinz

Very well said. One mistake in creating a program will result to malfunction and that mistake is very hard to fix. - ronluna

5 There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We do not believe this to be a coincidence. ~Jeremy S. Anderson

Ah Berkeley. Yep berkeley...

6 The Internet is so big, so powerful and so pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. ~Andrew Brown

Well said... Something which really meaningful

Nice And True One...! I really Like This Lines.

7 Who needs nuclear weapons when you have the power of the internet ~ Leah Wakefield

Its so neat to convey our opinion about internet with others

8 To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer. ~Farmer's Almanac, 1978

So true, even 30 years later. - crookster

This is so true

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9 If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. ~One of Murphy's Laws of Technology
10 If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. ~Rob Stampfli

The Contenders

11 My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. ~Penn Jillett
12 I predict that the future world market for computers will be 5 ~ Thomas Waton Jr. (Head of IBM in the 1950s)

So funny to look back on it now.

No more funs can be wasted

13 Without computer man is nothing
14 If the car industry had progressed as fast as the computer industry then every rolls-royce would cost 1 cent each, fit on the head of a pin and go a million miles to the gallon.

So true. You can get quantum computers, but you won't get quantum cars for a long time. - PositronWildhawk

15 The computer is moron. ~ Peter Drucker

Computer is the most important thing in our world

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