Top 10 Cotton Hill Quotes

Cotton is one of the funniest characters on King of the Hill even though he comes off as sexist and a total hot head, for this list we will be looking at the top 10 best Cotton Hill quotes from the show.

The Top Ten

1 "I killed fidy men!"

2 "Mr. Reaper, I'd prefer it if you'd put your hood back on!"

3 "Don't sass me boy. You ain't too big for me to give you a licking!"

4 "You loves me? What kind of man tells another man him loves him? I don't wanna die next to my sissy son who loves me. You gonna bring me roses cause you love me? Get out of here. I can't even look at you. How dare you love me!"

5 "You will never know if you are attractive. It's up to a man to tell you that. You keep eating and I'll tell you when to stop!"

6 "Well you don't give a toy without batteries! Come get your tootsie rolls!"

Cotton shows up for Bobby's birthday and as a present gives him an actual gun which Peggy quickly confiscates, later while Bobby is trying to break the pinata which won't break as he states it must be made of kryptonite as Cotton then takes the gun he gave to Booby and blasts the pinata shocking Peggy who sets up this quote "YOU GAVE HIM A LOADED SHOTGUN! " as Cotton replies "Well you don't give a toy without batteries!, COME GET YOUR TOOTSIE ROLLS! ".

7 "I'm an old man everybody already hates me! But Bobby he's just a child he's got his whole life ahead of him"

After Bobby confesses to accidentally causing the fire that burned down the church Hank and Peggy demand that he tell the officers and get Cotton off but Cotton stops them and decides to take the fall for Bobby whilde delivering this quote.

8 "Hank if you're trying to compete with me over who's a better daddy, you won. You made Bobby. Only thing I made was you!"

9 "I don't take no anesthetic. Did Lincoln ask for girly gas when they blowed his head off!"

10 "You was adopted, yeah. Oh, worst fidy bucks I ever spend. Could have gotten me a matching pair of Chinese babies for 10!"

The Contenders

11 "I see bacon, I see ham, I see steak, sausage, where's my sausage, there's no sausage!!!"

12 "You hate me do you, after all the love I allowed your mother to give you, well merry Christmas and stay out, tell Sandy Clause to hurry this place isn't going to have a chimney for long!!!"

13 "I've been known to give a woman Amnesia."

14 "Don't you tell me what to do, you ain't my daddy I'm your daddy"

15 "See Bobby Woman Works, Man Loses His Sausage"

16 "Gimme back my whip, boy."

17 "Kill Topsy, KILL!"

18 "who are you calling a Nazi?!"

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