Worst Disney XD Shows
I have a brother who must be one of the biggest fans of Disney 's shows. 'Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja', 'Fish Hooks', 'Motorcity', 'Phineas and Ferb', 'Austin and Ally', etc. While he is allowed his opinion, I have to say that I wish he wouldn't insist on watching some of them, and especially not this one.
The humour in 'Crash and Bernstein' is as wet as a warthog's backside, so to quote the sort of Disney I like. In many of the episodes I have been forced to sit through, there aren't really any lessons- while children's television should not necessarily revolve entirely around this, my brother has been exhibiting some rather vile behaviour on the notion that 'They do it in Crash and Bernstein'. The voices are exceptionally aggravating, with fairly flat acting, and in some cases, I have seen prevailing stereotypes.
I truly do think that, like a lot of shows, this is a brilliant concept that youths with unequal gender ratios of siblings could be able to relate to, but a ...more
I am so glad this miserable excuse for a show is taken off the air. This show is so bad that it makes the teen girl sitcoms that Disney Channel's been crapping out lately look tolerable. The characters are completely unlikeable. This has also got to be the sexist thing Disney has ever done. It just states that all girls are snobs and all boys are gross and obnoxious. I never even smiled or giggled during this show. In fact, It's painful to sit though. The humor (and I use that term loosely) are fart jokes, barf jokes, belch jokes, poop jokes, why am I even going on? Yeah just like how all Disney thinks they need are fashion, pop music, and "hot" boys to entertain girls, the only thing they need to entertain boys is with farting and pewking. That's not sexist at all now is it?
The morals, oh right, there are no morals in this stupid show! Except that it teaches, "kids its okay to take puppets to school, you'll immediately become popular" or "You can disrespect your family and ...more
I used to like this show because Crash was pretty cool, but I hate basically every other character. I'm a female and what this show does is called sexism and stereotyping. It portrays the boys as loud, idiotic obnoxious morons, while the girls are all arrogant and obsessed with fashion and for some reason everyone's a jerk. I'm glad this show was cancelled but I still can't believe Disney decided to put this trash on iTunes but not Pepper Ann (a show that takes gender stereotypes and throws them out the window. It's so much better than C&B)
Oh god, where do I even start? This has got to be one of the worst and most disgusting shows I have possibly ever seen. One day in 2011, I was just getting done watching some of my childhood shows, when suddenly, this garbage comes on. I was interested, so I watched an entire episode. Just that episode made me want to throw my T.V. out into my yard. I didn't understand how the show lasted more than one season. However, I reached my breaking point with the show a couple of years later. I was sick and I fell asleep watching Disney. When I woke up, Crash and Bernstein was playing. And the most disgusting episode I had ever seen was on. It was that junkyard episode with the things coming to life and whatnot. Well, the song number in it made me quite literally run and throw up. Glad they cancelled this show back in 2014. So in conclusion, don't under any circumstances watch this horrible excuse of a show. -PackFan2005
Disney's rock bottom show. Why? I know that Walt had his problems, but he'd literally be heartbroken to see what his company has come to with comedy shows. (Well Gravity Falls and shows from Disney before 2007-2008 are good, though Star is showing potential). Disney didn't want stupid live action sitcoms and crappy inappropriate humor, Disney wanted cartoons like Mickey Mouse (the real Mickey not the stupid 2006 show) and movies like Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Way to go! (Sarcasm).
This show absolutely sucks. I am not even kidding. My little brother (8) has been watching this for the past hour and I want to gauge my eyes and rip off my ears it is so disgusting. Little kids just like it because it's gross and they think it's super cool. I literally just heard some character say he was transporting death row murder goats. What kind of idiot comes up with this crap? Humans have been progressing for ages and to think this is what we've come...
Pickle and Peanut is the worst show ever. While Crash and Bernstein is already a garbage show. This show is much more like a real animation villain of all time. Besides that TTG is more of a villain, the show has more off-color humor that is much harder to watch.
The theme song sounds like the shopping list of a four year old. The animation is terrible. The characters are just plain weird. The gross- out scenes will scare you for life. This show is MORE than just a timeslot filler. It's as bad as everyone says it is.
This is my all-time least favorite Disney XD animated series. Every single second of it made me physically cringe. I absolutely LOATHE Lester Awesome. He has stupid hair, a stupid personality, and a stupid catchphrase. Seriously, who says, "Time to awesomize!" on a normal day? I do agree that this show is Rated A for Awful. I'm so glad it's gone now.
Seriously rated a for awesome?! That dumbass show should've been called rated a for awful and why is there a monkey with hair on its head. Also the animation is horrible.
Fun Fact: This show was animated the people who made Sop Chocky Chooks and League of Super Evil. Now you don't want to watch this? Good.
Rated A for awesome. More like rated f for failures. This show sucks.
A godforsaken pathetic excuse of a show. Let alone a show based off of a video game character! This isn't the first time video games had crappy cartoons, but this makes the Super Mario Brothers Super Show look like it was entirely made by Shigeru Miyamoto himself! Why can't we have the good old Pac-Man from the Pac-Man World games anymore. Some of his lines in Pac-Man World 3 were actually funny! More sexual innuendos about Ms. Pac-Man and less fart jokes!
And 3 babies without any parents? Who pays the bills?!
I used to watch this show a few years ago. I thought it was decent, but I'm starting to have second thoughts. It has too many bad characters, four ghosts are traitors, and there's too much toilet humor. And here's something I found from Wikipedia (if it's even true): "He feels lonely because he's the only Yellow One in Pac-World" How racist.
This show is so bad. Why is he a kid named Pac? Pretty sure he's Pac-MAN. And seriously, why make another Pac-Man show? It's not like there's any story you can get out of a pizza shaped yellow guy running around with a couple ghosts chasing him.
Betrayus (the main villain) just gives him all the food, yeah great idea if I were him I would poison the food with krokodil. krokodil is a drug that makes your skin rot, almost someones entire face skin fell off because of it, the drug is an injecting drug such as heroin, sterroids, morphine, meth, and cocaine.
I'm sure betrayus does drugs, that what would make him a real bad ass villain.
Gary The Snail can fight is way more better than this piece of garbage. My little brother was very obsessed with this show and I'm very annoyed so much. It's about a team who went into adventures with slugs. SLUGS? Ha!
Why do people always made sci-fi to poor creatures? Mama Nature would not be very proud for this! It's pathetic!
The animation is decent more of a poor man's anime than an actual show. The fictional place in this show is way more beautiful (and terrible to live in) than I thought (except the concept was really bad). And speaking of "terrible to live in", where is planet Earth? Earth is more beautiful than Slugterra's world though. The characters we're okay but the development did'nt work either. Also, my brother also obsessed with Pokemon. Yeah, Pokemon is way overrated franchise but I like it anyways because when I was about pre-teen I hate Pokemon because my bro just keep being obsessed with the franchise (even as a kid myself, I love the show and the game). ...more
First of all, Disney played no part in the creation of the show, and aside from Star Wars Rebels, all Disney shows suck. Slugterra isn't Disney and it isn't horrible, sure at first even I thought it was a bad concept, but after you start watching it, you realize there's a whole lot more to it.
And for those who think this is a ripoff of Pokemon, no it isn't. Unlike Pokemon, Slugterra characters don't keep their arsenal trapped in balls and give them orders, in Slugterra slugs can think for themselves, and unlike Pokemon, Slugterra uses much more real world concepts than Pokemon has ever used in the 20 years its been running, in Pokemon the only species to hide are humans and Pokemon, but in Slugterra there's more than 1 real world species and more than 1 fictional species.
That's all I've got to say.
Shooting slugs in action, is that the best Disney can do? This show should've been cancelled and gets buried by salt. That's right, slugs hates salt.
Oh god. Another Pokemon rip-off...
We've got Huntik, Danball, Dragon-Ball Z, Bakugan and the original Pokemon. ( and a lot more)
Isn't that enough?!
I don't hate it for the idea, and I don't hate it for the animation. I hate it for the show itself! Why do they have to recap everything they do? For example, when the dwarves go Giant-hunting, they actually recap and say, "And then we went giant hunting! " like we're 5 years old. I just don't think it belongs on Disney or Disney. Maybe Disney Jr. The rest is all bad jokes and stupid ideas...
This thing should AT LEAST be in the top five! I cannot believe my brother likes this show! How dare they insult Disney's first movie! The only character I like on this show is the evil witch girl.
You notice it's from the seven dwarves. Watched it once and it was a Cinderella fairy tale ripoff. The 7D? That's fairy tales! Disney are running out of ideas with this
Why the hell do we need a T.V. show about the 7 dwarfs?! Even the commercials want me to hurt someone!
Ha, ha, ha... Shut your damn mouth! This worthless show is a total joke, worst cartoon designs and even more awful than 9th Grade Ninja. How many more times will Disney keep on creating terrible shows like this?
I'd say that the show is okay at best but in reality it's filled with a barrage of potty humor, the main antagonist is an annoying egotistical little and it's just painful to sit through if you watch it too much. It's the reason I only watch it once or twice a year. Wanna know what would make the show a lot better? Remove all the potty humor.
We've seen camp shows many times, but this one sucks much because it's another lame cartoon designs like 9th Grade Ninja and the characters are so damn ugly. Just look at some the characters' noses, they're like pig snouts!
I only like Gretchen and Mcgee. Those two are meant for each other.
I had to pick Z&L over Crash and Bernstein. This show seems like it's throwing random crap at the screen and hoping some sort of joke comes out. The acting is atrocious, which is bad because many jokes rely on timing. When the acting is so bad, these jokes fall flat every single time. Every joke falls flat simply because these actors show no more emotion than a brick.
No people wan't watching twa guys says they can Skateboarding, they can't skatboarding. This shows is stupid and not Funny, the sister of Zeke or Luke prank him, the sister is a copy of Megan Parker (Miranda Cosgrove) the sister of Drake Parker prank him. This is the second time that copies the shows who plays Miranda Cosgrove (Drake and Josh, iCarly). Disney can't create her own shows without copie Nickelodeon. This show is bad, s3 is betten then that.
I really like the actors because I have always liked Adam (Luther) but I don't like his role because they just made him look too dumb and its pretty much drake and josh riding skateboards. which one would you watch Drake and Josh or Zeke and Luther?
Me definitely Drake and Josh!
The actors on this show are such bad actors I get a headache from watching it! The theme stinks- I mean, who want to watch a show about two annoying skateboarders who break rules and skateboard some more! It's gotten so bad that they've finally stopped it (YES! )
Crash And Bernstein are something funny, but this? THIS? Is the worst cartoon that I seen in my life, I mean, a teen ninja, seriously? A teen ninja? The jokes aren'r funny, are annoying, and the worst part is nothing is serious in this crap, I mean, a character going to die, but first make a joke, the people will like that because with did it all the time
This is... Just annoying... A ninja fighting in daylight?... A DAYLIGHT!? No! There's completely 100% wrong in this cartoon! It's garbage and it's boring! A ninja supposed to walk on nighttime to fight villains! Not fighting in daylight and impressed all people on norrisville! Yeah! This ninja is pure egotistic!
All Of these are the worst shows ever. Next time Disney have some interesting shows like Kickin It. I mean seriously Crash and Bernstein is inapproirate he threw up in a ball I mean seriously stop it. Whoever made this list actually agrees with me I mean seriously.
This sorry excuse for a show is a disgrace to all. I hate it and I never liked ninjas and I just don't get the plot. What kind of KID (that's a ninja) says "What the Juice"?!?!?! That's right, nobody! So cancel this show's sorry hide and watch Gravity Falls.
I don't even know why there are literal demons in his town and why he's friends with one.
Do they live in he'll or something? Is it the lost brother of Johnny test?
Gumball was better than this.
This show wasn't that bad.
Obnoxious characters, jokes that don't make any sense, a show that thinks you don't have to be creative when you have an ingenious premise, yeah this show is the worst sitcom on Disney. And the racism towards humans, or as superheroes call them 'Normos' is not even remotely funny. NO, we are not lazy idiots who do nothing of substance, Hell one of the characters (Skyler Storm) even outright said that sometimes humans can be even MORE heroic than superheroes, something that insultingly enough was NEVER taken into consideration or even perspective changing at all, they just went back to calling humans lazy bums and constantly making fun of them despite the fact that they save them on a daily basis and two of the staff members at Mighty Med ARE HUMANS! What the Hell!?
The show was funny. The only time would they have recycled jokes is just the single episode. Like if Kaz makes a joke and skyler or Horace says it later in the episode. But what I hated was the ending. If you watched Lab rats Elite Force. It goes from Oliver's mom flying into the side of a building to the destruction of mighty med out of nowhere. Roman and Ryker came outta nowhere. Honestly, they should've had a better series finale,
I had hop for this show, I really did. At first it was ok, but then, it turned into garbage. l]Let me explain.
Kaz-The stupid immature, obnoxious moron that's that one friend that always gets you in trouble, never thinks about his actions or consequences, and is overall a total douche. 1/10
Oliver-The smart one that would do way better without Kaz. He's ok, but still somewhat annoying. 6/10
Skyler-Oliver's love interest, but of course, Oliver is too much of a wuss to ask her out. She knows nothing about normal human life, and only found out once she lost her powers. She always has to be this perfect goody two shoes that everyone has to love. 3/10
Horace Diaz-Part of the comic relief. He's really not as bad as the other characters. 8/10
Allen-The annoying nephew that know one likes. Seriously, Horace even called him a annoying, his own nephew! The show would be better without him. 3/10
Wallace and Cllyde-These guys are fine. I actually really ...more
I really like this show. I guess it's the Bradley Steven Perry and Jake Short talking and of course the fact that there is not one show like this one and I know its weird I am a girl but I have always liked super hero shows!
Like over half of disney shows were canceled before the second season. Disney was the chanel to first air lab rats and kickin it because everyone thinks that all disney shows are awful so disney helped out they're other channel
I know everybody hates rhis show, but this show is my childhood, so I don't really know shat to say.
This is a rip-off of SpongeBob enough said.
Wasn't this a Disney channel show?
This show is garbage. This show is a rip off of "Invader Zim". the characters have barely any personalities except for the sister and the next door neighbor(who are extremely annoying). It also has stuff that other cartoons have done better. Tom and Jerry have better slapstick while Kid vs Kat has dry slapstick. Heck they can't even pull of the cat and mouse theme of the show than Tom and Jerry. Also I don't even bother remembering any of the names because of how bland they are. The only good thing I could say about it is that it has okay animation. This show is one of the reasons most Canadian cartoons suck.
I agree that this show is a total rip-off of Invader Zim! It's just a kid trying to get rid of some weird alien cat that is trying to take over the world. SO DUMB! I hate the boy's sister too. She is so annoying and it drives me nuts every time I hear her.
This show is completely pathetic and deserved no attention to the public or too even be considered an animation in the first place, I mean the title says it all.
I hate kid vs. Kat because the kat ruins the kids life and never gets punished for it. And the kid never does anything wrong.
It's a really good show, and a good dub overall. They actually tried with this one. It's funny, it does teach good morals, and they tried their best to translate everything as good as they can. They didn't even change Shizuka's name, "Sue" is just a nickname that the other characters call her. And the English names are pretty similar to their Japanese names, plus the English names fit their characters very well. They also did amazing with the casting. Mona Marshall is AWESOME as Doraemon. Give this show a chance. I'm glad they're FINALLY bringing Doraemon over to the USA.
This show is terrible! Horrible plots, terrible and annoying moronic characters, lazy animation and it teaches nothing but to be jerks. I rather watch pokemon than this trash. Cancel this show now!
Why is this even here, it's an eternal classic. It's really funny, depending on how much you like Japanese comedy. Seriously it's like insulting Mickey Mouse for being bad.
I approve Doraemon's show in USA since I grew up with Doraemon in my childhood days. Let's give it a chance! It is one of the BEST shows ever! I hate how Disney cancels it!
Since fake prank channels were becoming popular on YouTube, I guess that Disney thought this would be a good idea. It really doesn't add anything to the channel. Disney made something like this 5 years ago and it got cancelled in 2 months. If that bombed, why did you think this would work? They also add stories about their personal life, which doesn't add anything either. Most of the pranks are scary babysitting pranks. They do other things where a guy in a costume pops out and scares the living heck out of the victim or "target". The pranks are obviously staged because an adult can easily tell that the "living creatures" are just people in costumes. So, I don't think this will be successful, besides catching in on actors from other shows and involving them. That's why it deserves #2, behind Crash and Bernstein, of course.
This show is terrible! One episode where it's the talent show Herman rapped and everyone booed at him! And Bailey was singing about hating the 3 Courtney's and everyone (And even the teacher) cheered. Every time Herman does something his friends make fun of him. And whenever Uncle Will has a problem the children just laugh. (Doesn't Will give them the props and help them with their pranks? Ungrateful jerks.) And all of their pranks are practiced! I know this because the victims barley act terrified. And one prank was where they ruined peoples day by using a photo booth where it rained crap all over them! And the pranks are mostly just scarring babysitters. And if I hear "Your on a hidden camera show! " one more time I'm gonna get really angry!
This is crap, honestly. Staged pranks that, of course, mainly revolve around babysitting because the kids can't be "alone". The pranks are staged though, as the reactions are overdone too much and dumb. There are also these dumb storylines, which makes it even more scripted.
Who wants to watch a prank show anyway? Their is no point in pranking people, it is cruel. Disney made another show like this and it got cancelled, so why can't this one get cancelled to?
I used to hate this show while it was still on, but now I kind of miss it. It's WAAAY better than Pickle & Peanut. Even though this show is just okay, I kind of want it to come back for new episodes.
Worst show of all time. All the characters do is skate and talk about skating. Kick's brother is so annoying. This should be like 2nd or 1st worst.
This guy is no gay. He just fat and just trying to be gay man. Finally this show crashed to an end. This show needs is too idiotic
I don't see how this show got past the FCC, I mean all the main characters have peodiphilic messaging in the whole show where they were the same clothes and have these older guys hang out with them and there are always clothes being taken off and it's just a pedophile of a show. Disgusting
Seriously, this ought to be in the Top 5. Nothing about it is funny, and almost every episode they get into a fight with some random person who just happens to know karate. A certain episode comes to mind where Rudy and Ty are in line to watch a movie, when somebody cuts them in line. When Rudy taps his shoulder to talk to him, he turns around and almost punches him! Seriously? Why does EVERYBODY know karate!? And the main character--Jack--'s catchphrase, "You probably should'nt have done that", is just horrible. In my opinion, this show is just terrible.
Okay really, nothing about this show is original. Nothing about it is funny, nothing about it is entertaining, nothing about it is good! I hate this show, everybody in my family hates this show, and all my friends hate it too. Not to mention, it's teaching kids to solve problems through violence. Genius.
You may have been watching the episodes in the late bit which really went downhill. However, the first three seasons were really, really funny and witty, and I loved them, so I think those seasons make up for the later less funny ones.
You may have been watching the episodes in the late bit which really went downhill. However, the first two seasons were really, really funny and witty, and I loved them, so I think those seasons make up for the later less funny ones.
It has a nice concept even though it's just a boy version of Lizzie McGuire, I just don't like the show. It just has too many moments that are just too nasty for me to tolerate. Some of the Season 1 episodes of Good Luck Charlie, like the study date and dentist episode have this same problem, but Good Luck Charlie (or any Disney show ftm don't have nearly as much nasty moments as this show. I seriously cannot stand Dawn either! She is such an annoying brat, honestly. But the last time I watched the show was when everyone, even the adults, were making fun of Kirby for being sick.
The title alone is stupid enough. But the characters are annoying, the episode plots are random at times (seriously, a clown town? ), and sometimes even plain boring. The theme song is just "I'm (x1000 times)", and one of the characters is literally named Fish. Not to mention the animation of the eponymous character's drawings looks like Flash animation ugly, and that they have the worst of traits or personalities (Tri-Butt, anyone? ) Whenever I see this barfed-up, boring, ugly, pathetic excuse for a "show" on my T.V., it makes me want to commit literal suicide.
Alright, this is definitely gonna go by the Crash and Bernstein. I didn't even have to watch an episode to know that this show is stupid. Usually when a show makes fart jokes a regular thing, it's probably not going to be a good show (not saying that making a fart joke reoccur through an episode is bad, but through the whole show it'll get awful). Come on, Disney! How come no one already added this?
None of the characters are likable, and everyone freaks out so much and it's always over the top, it's not even funny it's like they must throw a temper tantrum every 5 minutes or else humanity will go extinct. When my little sister watches T.V. and this comes on I just want to hang myself, I'd rather watch the room than this honestly.
This show is plain horrible. Sure, cool gamers make guest appearances, but that does not make up for the fact that the main characters are shallow and horrible. First, we have Cameron Boyce as "Kid Fury"/Conor. He plays the usual "cool" character that gets what he wants 99.9% of the time and throws a fit when things don't go as planned. He is a jerk to his friends most of the time, especially Franklin. Cameron Boyce is an awful actor as it is, but this character is so cliched it is sad. Then, we have Wendell. This character is my absolute least favorite character. He is sexist, racist, and a complete and utter bully. All he ever does is yell at people, make fun of his friends, and makes snarky remarks all the time. He even goes as far as stealing from Franklin in that Art Class episode. Then we have Ashley. She's the one girl in the group and is always given a tough time by the boys, namely Conor and Wendell. Both Wendell and Conor doubt her intelligence and never let her stand for ...more
Has anyone at Disney ever seen a video game. The graphics of the "games" look like an Atari 600. I've only seen one modern game that uses gold coins. Games don't use "life" systems anymore and any gamer that appears on here needs to be slapped for ever second they are on screen
The show just tries so hard to be hip and cool. I cringe every time I see a Comercial for it. Probably my number 1 choice for worse show. Should be much higher up than Phineas and Ferb.
A lame try from Disney to surpass the internet, and it has that awful Cameron Boyce dude.
Thank god this show was cancelled. It was clearly just another piece of Disney Channel trash and I feel sorry for those who don't agree.
Shut up, I LOVE this show. At least this is better than most of the other Disney shows.
Who thinks the concept of the show is ripping off Martha speaks?
Take this off the list! how about I say something you like is one of the worst shows? come on who ever put this remove it
Super stupid! wander should be the hero protecting the galaxy not make evil friends? He do useless to be a hero all he does just help folks and be come friends with villains!
I've only seen a few episodes, and they were all likable and made me laugh out loud. I should really get around to watching more of it.
Grvity Falls and this show were sadly lost in 2016. However, this show was a bit more underground. I think it's worth a shot because it's like contemperary looney tunes in space.
For those of you who don't like this show, look up the song "Bad Guy" on YouTube. Watch it and it should change your mind
I don't think this show is that bad. Its okay, but not as good as spectacular spiderman
Shows up too much.
Best show ever
Never trust commercials for any program on a T.V. network. The commercials will always make a T.V. program look like crap. Why the hell is this up so high? All the cartoons should leave this list and be replaced by live action shows. Disney is an animation company and their decision to cancel this and Tron: Uprising is a bad one. Disney should go back to being an animation company instead of making horrible live action sitcoms. This isn't a horrible show and it is actually pretty good compared to other crap on the network.
Motorcity actually is a really good show if you give it a try. The animation looks dull at first but it looks stunning once you get into it. Also the music is something I never seen Disney use in a show before. Motorcity is worth a try it's only 20 episode (sadly) so why not just watch a episode or two. Plus I think the voice acting is really amazing but that is my opinion. So you shouldn't just blow this off as a bad show give it a try at least. I promise you probably won't be disappointed.
How the hell did this get ranked so high? There are much worse cartoons than this one. I thought this cartoon was decent at least. I think you should give it a chance. It is created by the same person as Megas XLR. If you like Megas there is a chance that you will like this show.
Wait. People actually watch this? How sad. I'm a guy who like shows with a lot of action, like Max Steel, 9th Grade Ninja, Ultamate Spiderman, Labrats and Mighty Med.
Stupidest show ever! Even star vs the forces of evil is a pile of shiet this can get out of here!