Top 10 Dumbest 911 Calls

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The Top Ten

1 The woman who called 911 to ask a police officer on a date
2 The woman who called 911 after getting locked inside her own car

She wasn't actually locked in it. She was just dumb. - letdot52

3 The lonely man who called 911 over 27,000 times

Now that's just overdoing it. - funnyuser

4 The woman who called 911 because McDonald's didn't have McNuggets

They wouldn't give her money back so I can see why. - letdot52

I remember that one :) Loved it - letdot52

5 The wife who called 911 to make her husband stop watching porn
6 The 4-year-old boy who called 911 because he couldn't solve a math problem

Can't blame the kid really. He must have heard that 911 are used for emergencies - Kiteretsunu

I've heard this recording online. I felt terribly bad for both of them. - PositronWildhawk

One of my favorites - letdot52

7 The woman who called 911 over lack of shrimp in fried rice
8 The couple who called the police to settle a cold feet row
9 The man who called 911 because he was turned away at a nightclub
10 The man who was chased by cops and called 911 to try to fool them

The Contenders

11 The man who called 911 because his wife wouldn't stop watching him while he was on Facebook
12 The woman who called 911 because she saw a drug store
13 The man who called 911 because someone stole his Jello at work
14 The woman who called 911 because there was a spider in her house
15 The officer that called 911 because he put confiscated pot in some brownies
16 The British man who called because he thought the moon was an alien spacecraft
17 The woman who called 911 after seeing a deer swim in a cold river
18 The person who called 911 to complain about the customer service at a ice cream venue
19 The person who called 911 because a raccoon had gone into a school
20 The California man who called because he thought an opossum was a bear
21 The person who called 911 because a black man had walked in his neighborhood and was suspicious of him
22 The man who called to press charges on his girlfriend and her cat for stealing his bacon
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