Top 10 Dumbest Things to Say In an Ambulance

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The Top Ten

1 Can we stop at that McDonald's really quick? I'm in the mood for a Big Mac.

This list made me laugh! - cosmo

Especially if you just had a heart attack! - Songsta41

Well,it's your choice man,lunch,or life, - Nateawesomeness

2 Aw man! You passed the Chuck E Cheese!

Your paralyzed bro,why chuckecheese - Nateawesomeness

3 Put the money in the bag! PUT IT IN!
4 Does he look like a bitch?
5 Let's go bowling!

Sounds like a good deal... I mean come on, it's Bowling. Bring your cousin too!

Damn it cousin! I don't have time to go bowling! - SirSkeletorThe3rd

What if your arm is broken - Nateawesomeness

6 I FORGOT TO CLOSE THE GARAGE
7 Can you bum me a cigarette?
8 Where's my giraffe?!
9 Haha! I love that joke!
10 Are we there yet?! I gotta pee!

The Contenders

11 Try not to inhale it. We couldn't afford the non-toxic type.
12 Yes, this is an electric chair, but it's on a very low current.
13 You might go blind for a second, and then I don't know what you'll see.
14 How do you feel about meeting Jesus?
15 Erm, who's the paramedic here? It's me?! Oh, crap!
16 Can you go without lungs for the time being?
17 How's your heart feeling now? Not a talker, eh?
18 My God, you look good in bed.
19 Relax, you won't die yet.
20 Care to split the vodka?
21 Don't worry! We will get you some pizza on the way to the hospital!
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1. Can we stop at that McDonald's really quick? I'm in the mood for a Big Mac.
2. Does he look like a bitch?
3. Aw man! You passed the Chuck E Cheese!
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1. Can we stop at that McDonald's really quick? I'm in the mood for a Big Mac.
2. Put the money in the bag! PUT IT IN!
3. I FORGOT TO CLOSE THE GARAGE
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2. Does he look like a bitch?
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