Top 10 Dumbest Things to Say In an Ambulance

The Top Ten

1 Can we stop at that McDonald's really quick? I'm in the mood for a Big Mac.

Especially if you just had a heart attack!

This list made me laugh!

2 Aw man! You passed the Chuck E Cheese!

3 Put the money in the bag! PUT IT IN!

4 Let's go bowling!

Sounds like a good deal... I mean come on, it's Bowling. Bring your cousin too!

Damn it cousin! I don't have time to go bowling!

What if your arm is broken

5 Does he look like a bitch?

6 I FORGOT TO CLOSE THE GARAGE

7 Can you bum me a cigarette?

8 Where's my giraffe?!

9 Haha! I love that joke!

10 Are we there yet?! I gotta pee!

The Contenders

11 Try not to inhale it. We couldn't afford the non-toxic type.

12 Yes, this is an electric chair, but it's on a very low current.

13 You might go blind for a second, and then I don't know what you'll see.

14 How do you feel about meeting Jesus?

15 Erm, who's the paramedic here? It's me?! Oh, crap!

16 Can you go without lungs for the time being?

17 How's your heart feeling now? Not a talker, eh?

18 My God, you look good in bed.

19 Relax, you won't die yet.

20 Care to split the vodka?

21 Don't worry! We will get you some pizza on the way to the hospital!

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