Dumbest Things To Say In A Text Message

The Top Ten

1 Someone asks you what sucks and you say vacuums

2 Someone tells you you're being an idiot and you say, "I'm not an idiot, you're an idiot."

3 You confess you're a criminal

Seriously? You know if you confess this then you'll be in jail FOREVER.

4 Eminems are better than skittles

It's dumb because they're not better

5 You went to the Linkin Park

6 You're getting messages from low battery

7 Someone says you have no brain and you say, "Where's my brain?!!"

Learn how to take a joke.

8 Someone jinxes you and says you owe them a soda and you say, "But we don't have any sodas at home."

9 You ask your friend if you can borrow their car and they say yes, then after 2 days, you say you didn't see their car.

10 Hey chick-sugar, are you the Milky Way? 'cos I think you're my gal...

The Contenders

11 Someone tells you to watch your language and you say, "How can I watch language?"

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