Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die

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221 Drinking gas while sing the campfire song at camp
222 Drowning in poop

Not as dumb as it seems. Say you have to clean a septic tank and the hose leaks. You trip and fall, get a concussion, and subsequently drown in rushing sewage.

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223 Jokingly telling airport security that you have a bomb

Who would tell anyone that, and airport security is at it's highest now!

224 Eating food after starvation but getting food poisoning
225 Becoming a beekeeper and dying of a allergic reaction
226 Constipation
227 Trying to fly after jumping off the tallest building in the world with no wings or material V 1 Comment
228 Shooting yourself in the head

That's plain stupid and dumb. I mean, COME ON.

Aka suicide, which they do in the movies.

Someone did this cause of ideas and survived.Suprisingly the bullet took the ideas away

229 Trying to steal a tank from a military base, armed only with a dart gun.

Not a tranquilizer fast gun, a ' Nerf gun

That's plain old dumb.

This can work if done correctly.

... You could use the tank to attack them...

230 Looking in a mirror and dying of shock
231 Dying of thirst next to a fresh water waterfall
232 Eating staples

Come people that's just retarted if anyone would think about eating staples

233 Running into a cactus

Actually, I've stuck my hand on a cactus when I was 5 and it didn't do anything except sting for a bit. Unless you ran for about a mile then ran into it, it would give you some pain, not kill you.

Watch a video named "cactus body slam" by Children of Poseidon. It's painful.

234 Jump into a pool with no water and cracking your skull in half V 1 Comment
235 Shake a coconut tree

Then a coconut will fall on your head, and you'll get a very bad concussion and die a few minutes later.

Then a coconut will fall head, and you'll end up with a very bad concussion and die.

If l shook a coconut tree I whoud just no t do it hard like just tap it over and over again

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236 Call the Meanest Bully Fat

U should just get hurt really bad instead of dieing.

If they're fat then how can they beat you up?

237 Play with knives and super glue at the same time

Put the glue all over your body, stab yourself with the knives, and they will stay there forever. Only a fool would do this.

Did the guy stab himself, then the glue landed on the knives?

238 Shove keys in an outlet

I shoved a fork in an outlet once and didn't die. Hell of a shock though.

My brother took my other brothers radio and put the radio and ploged it in a little and put a qurder as in the money and put inthe same hole and sadly he didn't get hurt at all

239 Smoking at a gas station and getting blown up

One reason people need to stop smoking

240 Accidentally spill gasoline and ignite yourself
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