Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die


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261 Trying to shoot someone and not realizing you have the gun pointed at you instead of at them

Only an idiot could do this

262 Die of thirst while inside a large cat of purified water
263 Wrecking ball smacks you in the face V 1 Comment
264 Get your tongue tangled in a French kiss
265 Survive drowning with a life jacket on and then get killed by a suicidal paramedic
266 Get ISIS to shoot you
267 Put your head in liquid nitrogen

That's dumb, but it sounds funny.

268 Jump in a volcano
269 Jumping off a cliff
270 Touching a Killer Bee Swarm With a Rake
271 Trying to gather the honey from a killer bee hive
272 Looking In a Mirror V 1 Comment
273 Strap a bungee cord to your neck and go bungee jumping
274 Someone shoots you with a banana in the head V 2 Comments
275 Eat your own crap

Dogs do this. It is so nasty.

Who would do that?

276 Walk on the train tracks and get hit by a train

Stupid people don't know how to look both ways before crossing.

277 Setting yourself on fire, then changing your mind, jumping into a lake and drowning
278 Eating a cactus

You don't die. Watch a video by Children of Poseidon named Cactus munch. He definitely survived.

279 Drowning in a bathtub

Drown your self in very hot or very cold water for a long time

280 Tripping over your own really fat cat because you did not see it there.

Wow. Just plain old stupid.

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1. Play catch the knife
2. Shake a coconut tree
3. Call the Meanest Bully Fat

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