Top Ten Dumbest Ways to Die


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261 Get ISIS to shoot you
262 Put your head in liquid nitrogen

That's dumb, but it sounds funny.

263 Jump in a volcano
264 Jumping off a cliff
265 Touching a Killer Bee Swarm With a Rake
266 Trying to gather the honey from a killer bee hive
267 Looking In a Mirror V 1 Comment
268 Strap a bungee cord to your neck and go bungee jumping
269 Someone shoots you with a banana in the head V 2 Comments
270 Eat your own crap

Dogs do this. It is so nasty.

Who would do that?

271 Walk on the train tracks and get hit by a train

Stupid people don't know how to look both ways before crossing.

272 Setting yourself on fire, then changing your mind, jumping into a lake and drowning
273 Sticking a vacuum down your throat and turning it on
274 Eating a cactus

You don't die. Watch a video by Children of Poseidon named Cactus munch. He definitely survived.

275 Drowning in a bathtub

Drown your self in very hot or very cold water for a long time

276 Tripping over your own really fat cat because you did not see it there.

Wow. Just plain old stupid.

277 Deciding to hang over a cliff to take a selfie

I can actually see someone doing that. Stupid people.

Me, too. I can see someone so close to the edge of a cliff and then falls off and dies. THE END!

278 Raging cause your Barbie doll is too fat to fit in any clothes you got her.

I don't even like Barbie dolls that much, but I like the ones in Toy Story.

The new barbie:Now outrageously fatp!


279 Playing tag with a raccoon who has rabies V 2 Comments
280 Getting attacked by a narwhal

You got that from the song"rub some bacon on it"

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