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That is so stumped how can u die from that
LOL. This needs to be higher. This is so funny!
Boy:La la la la la.
*trips on a grain of rice*
Boy: *falling off a cliff* AAHH! *lands on the ground in 15 mph and dies*
I wish this would happen to the kids at my school, damn them...
WHY DO YOUR HEADS NOT EXPLODE, GHETTO CHILDREN?! WHY IN HEAVEN'S NAME DO YOU NOT AT LEAST GO DEAF?!
I love music, and I always turn my headphones full volume, so... - Pony
Mother of mp3 killer...
HahaV 5 Comments
I disagree with the guy who said this is funny. It is gross.V 4 Comments
Honestly this happened to Chelsea price
What a stupid world we live in... Science Teacher: don't EAT ROCKS KIDS!
Teacher: Let's learn about rocks! Just... don't eat them!
Stupid kid: Why?
Teacher: Would you like to demonstrate what happens when you eat rocks?
I hate My Little Pony. This needs to be under Listening to Justin Bieber for too Long!
Try to play smile. Exe it will give you dieV 4 Comments
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding placeV 1 Comment
That is just... Wow
No way. has this happend to you too?
No... just no
AAH! MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!V 2 Comments
Helium inhalation can kill you, it's density is less than that of air and it can replace the oxygen in your lungs. Once that happens nervous system shuts down and you go to sleep. Forever. Times infinity.
I'm glad I never did helium because back then I didn't know it was a drug and when I found out I was happy I never swallowed any from a helium balloon. - booklover1
It isn't a drug
At least you can say your last words in a squeaky voice. Totaly worth it if you got it on tape.
Almost happened to me once. Me and my brother had the door closed and we faarted all night. I did the worst. I layed off a deadman 10, A LEVEL 10 DEADMAN! That's RARE FROM ME. IT SMELLS 2x WORSE THAN A SKUNK SPRAY TO THE NOSE! I ALMOST DIED UNTIL MORNING! Then we opened the door, and I couldn't smell at all. Also almost just happened to me. I FARTED 20 FREKIN TIMES. I ALMOST PASSED OUT AND DIED!
That's what happens to me every day. My brother has the worst farts ever!
This is a idiotic way to die and WHO TH HELL chokes on farts?V 2 Comments
Not as dumb as it seems. Say you have to clean a septic tank and the hose leaks. You trip and fall, get a concussion, and subsequently drown in rushing sewage.V 1 Comment
Just imagine it: The Doritos gets stuck against the glass. You're furious because you just decided to quit that idet. So you kick the bottom of the vending machine. A groan and then it falls down on you: and you're dead. This happens and then right after the bag of chips comes out. Turns out this kills 13 people a year.
True fact: Since 1978, at least 37 people have died as a result of shaking vending machines to try to get free stuff.
Source - Book of Useless Information
Yep. That's pretty dumb. How would you eat your own mouth and stomach?
Does it make you twice as big or disappear completely?
But I taste yummy
The human body tastes good... I eat myself sometimes irlV 3 Comments
Magic isn't real people so don't believe everything the books say.
Have tried it. Have tried it SO many times. Sadly, to no avail.
I like Harry Potter books but just no please just no
So many Idiots...V 3 Comments
Ok I came here for information NOT some dumb stuff and I mean some of this stuff can happen but really come onV 2 Comments
HAHAA, LAUGH OUT LOUD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃😃😃😃😃😃😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😅😅😅😅😅😅 - 05yusuf09
LOL Then shoot yourself and take the photo at the same time. What do you get? A bloody picture! LOL
Would make a great selfie though.V 3 Comments
Hmm, this red button is totally out of place and not daunting at all... Let's do this!
Means you blow the earth up (self-destruct)V 1 Comment
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Top Remixes (14)
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3. A game of spoons out of control
2. Choking on your own tongue
3. Forgetting how to breathe
2. Shake a coconut tree
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